Man Who Sold The World Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 Okay, so I'm doing like mega overtime at work and I'm bored. I strike up this conversation with one of my co-workers and just as he farts I instinctively shout "Doorknob". He laughs and I try to explain why I said that. He says he knows, and I'm thinking "I thought I was the only one who knew about this game". Okay, there's the story. Now, in High School when my buds would come over we'd play nintendo and this game where if someone farted, they had to say "safety" before we said "doorknob" or we'd get to Rodney King'em until he touched a doorknob. Best... Game... Ever? You tell me. So has anybody else have the joy of passing loud gas and fearing for their safety?
Guest Fook Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I think most of us realized how stupid it was when we were 12.
daileyxplanet Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 My girlfriend still says "safety" even though no one has said "door knob" in quite some time. A couple months ago, however, I said door knob and started wailing on her, and she started whining.
Guest Felonies! Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 Oh yeah, I play farting games all the time. High five, dude.
Guest Felonies! Posted May 4, 2006 Report Posted May 4, 2006 I spit on your explanation! I spit on your spit! I piss on your spit! I shit on your piss! I fart on your shit! I laugh at your fart! We are friends again.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 All those games are really dumb I think, but I had a bunch of dumb friends during my preteen/teen years, so I was forced to say safety or throw down against about three or four arabs at least. Needless to say, I chose safety.
Dobbs 3K Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 When I was like, 14, a group of us were hanging out and one guy farted (he was kind of the really dorky guy none of us really liked). Anyway, he just started laughing, and someone called "doorknob." Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times.
Man Who Sold The World Posted May 5, 2006 Author Report Posted May 5, 2006 Guess I didn't make myself clear at saying that I used to play it and I do not anymore. Eh, after a 10 hour shift I'm not all there, anyhoo. Yeah, it's a kid/teenage game, however, I was simply awknowledging that even that it happened many moons ago, there is something inside me that still instinctively says "doorknob". Not that I'll actually clobber my boss in his chest until he grabs one, but I guess all those times playing it, it's stuck in my damn head. Like an 80's song.
Corey_Lazarus Posted May 5, 2006 Report Posted May 5, 2006 My ex never knew that you got beaten if somebody called doorknob. She just thought it meant you had to be silent. Reason 203 as to why I hate her.
River City Rocker Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times. You guys were planning to beat his ass regardless of whether he passed gas or not, weren't you?
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Never heard of this doorknob game, thank you very much.
Dobbs 3K Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times. You guys were planning to beat his ass regardless of whether he passed gas or not, weren't you? Well, I think the doorknob thing made it convenient, yeah.
Sideburnious Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 I believe we just called it "pubs", where if you farted and the other person shouted "pubs" first, they kept hitting you until you listed 5 pubs.
BruiserKC Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 Never heard of this game...obviously most of us have done "Pull My Finger"
Gert T Posted May 6, 2006 Report Posted May 6, 2006 New game, but you better believe we're gonna beat down our roommate the next time he farts.
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