Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Okay, so I'm doing like mega overtime at work and I'm bored. I strike up this conversation with one of my co-workers and just as he farts I instinctively shout "Doorknob". He laughs and I try to explain why I said that. He says he knows, and I'm thinking "I thought I was the only one who knew about this game". Okay, there's the story. Now, in High School when my buds would come over we'd play nintendo and this game where if someone farted, they had to say "safety" before we said "doorknob" or we'd get to Rodney King'em until he touched a doorknob. Best... Game... Ever? You tell me. So has anybody else have the joy of passing loud gas and fearing for their safety? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I played it this summer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I think most of us realized how stupid it was when we were 12. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daileyxplanet 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 My girlfriend still says "safety" even though no one has said "door knob" in quite some time. A couple months ago, however, I said door knob and started wailing on her, and she started whining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted May 4, 2006 Oh yeah, I play farting games all the time. High five, dude. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I'm farting right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted May 4, 2006 I spit on your explanation! I spit on your spit! I piss on your spit! I shit on your piss! I fart on your shit! I laugh at your fart! We are friends again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 All those games are really dumb I think, but I had a bunch of dumb friends during my preteen/teen years, so I was forced to say safety or throw down against about three or four arabs at least. Needless to say, I chose safety. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 When I was like, 14, a group of us were hanging out and one guy farted (he was kind of the really dorky guy none of us really liked). Anyway, he just started laughing, and someone called "doorknob." Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 Guess I didn't make myself clear at saying that I used to play it and I do not anymore. Eh, after a 10 hour shift I'm not all there, anyhoo. Yeah, it's a kid/teenage game, however, I was simply awknowledging that even that it happened many moons ago, there is something inside me that still instinctively says "doorknob". Not that I'll actually clobber my boss in his chest until he grabs one, but I guess all those times playing it, it's stuck in my damn head. Like an 80's song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 You and your friends sucked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 My ex never knew that you got beaten if somebody called doorknob. She just thought it meant you had to be silent. Reason 203 as to why I hate her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2006 I think I just may. Reasons 1-143. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted May 5, 2006 #204: armbar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times. You guys were planning to beat his ass regardless of whether he passed gas or not, weren't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 Never heard of this doorknob game, thank you very much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 Two of my friends rushed the door and covered the knob so he couldn't reach it, and then me and this other guy started wailing on him. I was sitting on his chest and punching him. It was great.... Ah, good times. You guys were planning to beat his ass regardless of whether he passed gas or not, weren't you? Well, I think the doorknob thing made it convenient, yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 I believe we just called it "pubs", where if you farted and the other person shouted "pubs" first, they kept hitting you until you listed 5 pubs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 Never heard of this game...obviously most of us have done "Pull My Finger" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vampiro69 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 This game is new to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2006 New game, but you better believe we're gonna beat down our roommate the next time he farts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
