Possible SMACKDOWN Spoiler results !!

[Guest nokia]

EDIT: Fake spoilers. Look below for real spoilers.

[Just call me Dan 0]

Whoa. Kane coming to Smackdown is great. I'd like to see him get a reign with the belt and get a run that lasts more than a day. The guy has been one hell of a company man, and he at least deserves to keep the belt warm for Batista at Summerslam. Just hope he stays clear of Taker....won't happen.

[Guest nokia]

also, this is posted over at deathvalleydriver;

 

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What's the significance of the date May 19th? Oh yeah, that's when the next episode of SmackDown! airs. Plus it's the debut of Kane's movie See No Evil. Do you see the connection yet?

 

World Heavyweight Champion Rey Mysterio faced none other than the Big Red Machine, as orchestrated by JBL. However things didn't go exactly according to JBL's plan, as he "accidentally" said the words May 19th himself, after tricking Rey into saying the date to draw Kane's wrath in the first place. JBL got what you might expect from Kane, as the Albuquerque crowd chanted the mystical date in unison.

 

In other action, Velocity began with Sylvan smashing a (supposedly) local whose name I failed to hear, and surprisingly, Sylvan used Marvelous Marc Mero's old TKO finisher for the win.

 

Pirate Paul Burchill defeated Simon Dean with his "Walking the Plank" finisher.

 

Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (sporting matching tights and a new "dog pound" gimmick, complete with collars and chains, and barking) defeated two more nameless jobbers with a swank tandem finisher.

 

Cruiserweight Champ Gregory Helms defeated Psicosis in a non-title match with the former "Eye of the Hurricane".

 

The F.B.I. (Nunzio and Vito) defeated Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki not once, but twice, as the Worm demanded an immediate rematch, then lost again. After the first match, the ref dragged Scotty and Funaki back to the ring, and it seemed he must have asked them to give the crew a few more minutes, hence the second match between the two teams. Guess they weren't ready to begin SmackDown proper just yet...

 

On SmackDown, all 3 members of MNM faced the Hooliganz and Jillian Hall, Kurt Angle appeared on the Tron, and Bobby Lashley destroyed Jarred Steel (I think that was his name).

 

Booker T and Lashley had words when Lashley attempted to sit in the KOTR throne.

 

Booker and Finlay then squared off against Chris Benoit and Gunner Scott in a solid tag team bout.

 

Next, Mark Henry faced Matt Hardy in the battle of the MH'ers. Finally, JBL brought out Kane. After the entire Kane segment (presumably when the cameras went off air) Mark Henry rejoined us for the locally advertised 3-way between Rey, JBL and himself. Needless to say, Rey will still be the champ heading into Judgment Day.

 

SIGN OF THE NIGHT: "He's not Eddie! He's Rey!"

 

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Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (sporting matching tights and a new "dog pound" gimmick, complete with collars and chains, and barking) =

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT??

[cameron chaos 0]

Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (sporting matching tights and a new "dog pound" gimmick, complete with collars and chains, and barking) =

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT??

 

I guess they are ripping off the Moondogs. They are recycling ideas less than a decade old so at least in this case they are reaching back a bit further to the 70s and 80s.

[Fökai 0]

I don't think you can freak about either of these results...they're completely different spoilers.

[Guest Kliqster]

The second set are the ones Meltzer has posted on WO.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Kid Kash and Jamie Noble (sporting matching tights and a new "dog pound" gimmick, complete with collars and chains, and barking) =

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT??

Yeah, that is kind of random. Why not just go with "Southern boys who like to kick ass"?

[Use Your Illusion 0]

Rey's reign is so awesome.

[daileyxplanet 0]

So Kane didn't raise up the WHC?

[haws bah gawd 0]

I've never understood the point of sending fake Smackdown spoilers somewhere. What does it get you? Do you look cool in front of all the other nameless internet people?

 

*Gets happy memories of the fake Smackdown spoilers circulating the internet the week before Wrestlemania X-7. Supposedly Vince would have Shawn Michaels in his corner for his match with Shane, and Shane would have GOLDBERG in his corner*

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

From the PWInsider spoilers:

Next out was a team of jobbers against Kid Kash and Jamie Noble who were doing a Rick Steiner/Pitbulls gimmick complete with chained collars. The crowd wasn't sure what to make of the team as Kash kept barking while Noble kept crawling on his knees biting his opponents. Finish came when Noble hoisted one jobber up in a powerbomb as Kash clotheslined him from the top.

Sigh.

[mfn 0]

From the PWInsider spoilers:

Next out was a team of jobbers against Kid Kash and Jamie Noble who were doing a Rick Steiner/Pitbulls gimmick complete with chained collars. The crowd wasn't sure what to make of the team as Kash kept barking while Noble kept crawling on his knees biting his opponents. Finish came when Noble hoisted one jobber up in a powerbomb as Kash clotheslined him from the top.

Sigh.

 

Pitbulls 2.0?

[pochorenella 0]

Might as well post the more detailed spoilers from PWInsider.com. nokia, I think it might be a good idea if you edited your first post so nobody gets confused with the fake spoilers.

 

Hey, got back a couple of hours ago from the Smackdown taping and I was pleasantly suprised as the last time the WWE did TV here we got the awful live Dawn Marie/Al Wilson wedding. I apologize now if I miss any details, I didn't take notes.

 

The arena was fairly packed and the crowd was stoked to see Rey Mysterio considering Eddie Guerrero's ties to the area and the majority of fans being Hispanic makes for a very pro-Rey crowd.

 

Velocity started with Sylvan taking on Eddie something who was announced as an Albuquerque native. Most the crowd was not impressed and Sylvan picked up the win with a TKO.

 

Next match saw Paul Burchill against Simon Dean. Back and forth match that ended with Burchill taking a swig from his flask in the corner and spraying the drink into Dean's face. A Walk the Plank later and Dean was crying his way out on his Segway.

 

Next out was a team of jobbers against Kid Kash and Jamie Noble who were doing a Rick Steiner/Pitbulls gimmick complete with chained collars. The crowd wasn't sure what to make of the team as Kash kept barking while Noble kept crawling on his knees biting his opponents. Finish came when Noble hoisted one jobber up in a powerbomb as Kash clotheslined him from the top.

 

Next up was a non-title match between Cruiserweight champ Gregory Helms and the Mexicools's Psicosis. Fairly standard Cruiserweight action ended when Helms hit the Eye of the Hurricane move and pinned Psicosis clean.

 

Final Velocity match was Nunzio and Vito versus Scotty 2 Hotty and Funaki. The crowd really didn't do much here even after Scotty hit the work on Nunzio. Most of the match Nunzio fought off the faces until getting the tag to Vito who leveled Funaki with the Yakuza Kick. Both teams exit and Scotty and Funaki return and demand an immediate rematch which ends quickly with Funaki suffering a Swinging DDT from Vito.

 

We see a Wrestlemania recap leading into the start of Smackdown where we see the recent JBL/Rey events with JBL setting Rey up in matches with much larger opponents. After the recap, JBL rides out and talks about how he's going to beat Rey just like he beat Eddie and promises Rey will never forget tonight.

 

First match is a 6 person tag match between MNM and Paul London, Brian Kendrick and Jillian. Decent tag match that spent most of the time with Nitro and Mercury grounding Kendrick until the tag to London leads to all the guys clearing out. From here the crowd finally gets a catfight that one of the MNM guys breaks up. London and Kendrick clear out Nitro and Mercury and block Melina's escape so she can turn into a Jillian top-rope crossbody for the pin. Live note: Melina's entrance is a lovely thing and her scream is even more annoying in person.

 

We see the King of the Ring throne and robe set up and Lashley comes out to demolish a jobber. I couldn't help but scream out "You're not Monty Brown!" Lashley set up for the spear but it didn't work and we didn't get a Dominator. Quick and easy match that allows Lashley to have a seat in the throne which brings out a furious Booker T and Sharmell. Once Booker makes it to the ring he's joined by Finlay as they teamup against Gunner Scott and Chris Benoit. Match starts with Gunner getting some good shots in but Finlay and Booker's experience leads to them gaining the edge. Gunner finally gets the hot tag and Benoit cleans house. Booker slows Benoit down and slams him into the steel steps outside the ring where Finlay is able to use the shelaignley. Benoit fights off the pin attempts and tags Gunner back in who again gets beat down. Finally a full brawl breaks out and Benoit takes Finlay out of the ring leaving Booker with Gunner. Book gets cocky and finds himself on the business end of a crucifix pin for the upset 3 count. Book freaks out and Lashley shrugs and smirks from the throne.

 

Around here we see a video of Tatanka working to become a Lakota warrior but everyone was more interested in the "We Want Rey" chant.

 

Next up was Mark Henry against Matt Hardy. Almost everyone in my section was confused as the main event had been advertised as JBL/Rey/Mark Henry Triple Threat in a cage. As expected a short match with Hardy trying to hit his moves. He connected with a Youdling Leg Drop but his Side Effect and Twist of Fate attempts were powered out and Henry hits a quick World's Strongest Slam for the pin. Henry then takes a mic and tells Kurt Angle he's going to finish what he started.

 

Around here Daivari shows up and shows the world why the Undertaker is afraid of the Giant Gonzale...I mean the Great Khali. The video includes highlights of Taker beating HHH, Ric Flair, etc then the beatdown and the attack on Rey last week. After the highlights, Khali comes out and takes the mic and I honestly believe cuts a promo in a different language. Granted the sound in Tingley Coliseum isn't amazing but I don't think anyone understood a single word. Kahli finishes and walks out with Daivari.

 

Main event time! Sadly my recollection of this is a bit scattered because of a fight that broke out toward the end and everyone was trying to get kids out of the way. JBL comes out and heads to join Tazz and Cole at the announce table and Rey comes out to an enormous ovation. Rey gets to the ring and JBL insists he get a mic. JBL then starts to run down Rey talking about how tired he looks and doubts he even knows where he is. JBL then reminds Rey he's in Albuquerque, North Mexico (which got a good laugh) and then suggests Rey doesn't even know what day Friday is. Rey takes the bait and yells out "May 19th!" JBL starts jumping and yells out "I didn't say it!" and the stage explodes for Kane to make a hustle to beat down Rey. Rey attempts to put up a fight but Kane keeps the offense going until the red lights and flaming mask appear and the voices begin to chant "May 19th." Kane freaks out and grabs his head near the ropes while JBL screams for him to "not go crazy and destroy Rey." The distraction allows Rey to hit the 619 to drop Kane. Rey goes for the springboard to sit on Kane but Kane catches Rey on the landing. JBL insists Kane destroy Mysterio that Mysterio was the one who said "May 19th" and Kane chokeslams JBL for the slip. Kane calls for the fire and exits with Rey and JBL laid out. Out comes Mark Henry who says he was promised a Triple Threat title match and he wants it now. When he gets to the ring JBL rolls himself on Rey causing Henry to break up the pin. JBL and Henry argue about who should get the pin with JBL finally shoving Henry and they begin to fight. Henry and JBL take the fight outside the ring and Henry runs into a corner post allowing JBL to roll back to beat down Rey. JBL hits the Clothesline from Texa...Hell but Rey kicks out at 2. JBL becomes irrate and beats Rey down but can't get the pin so he begins to mock Eddie even using the Tres Amigos suplexes. JBL catches Rey and goes for the Last Call but Rey reverses into a DDT and almost gets the 3 but Mark Henry returns just in time to break it up. Mysterio lands some nasty kicks to Henry' head and knocks him outside giving Rey the chance to hit the 619 on JBL followed by a springboard splash for the 3.End of match Rey celebrates with little energy and you can see his nose is bleeding. Crowd cheers Rey for about 10 minutes and Rey walks out and everyone goes home.

 

Again, much better show than last time, though nothing really memorable happened.

 

This one is a more favorable report, and actually makes me a bit more interested for the Judgment Day PPV. Looks like Benoit IS mentoring Brent "Gunner Scott" Albright after all, and that can only mean good stuff from these guys. I'm more convinced than ever that Rey retains on Sunday.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I was about to post these same spoilers, but you beat me to it. Whoever typed those remembered some pretty intricate details for having not taken any notes. I'm guessing we'll see Booker win the KotR since he has been made to look like such a joke lately (losing to Gunner Scott twice, amongst other loses), and needs a win. The stuff with Kane sounds pretty entertaining, so I'll have to make sure to catch the show. I just don't understand why WWE decided Kid Kash and Jamie Noble would be best suited for a Moondogs gimmick rehash. Makes no sense.

[hyperchord24 0]

Yeah, slightly overbooked finish. If the WWE wants to live in kayfabe land (which is what they've been doing), they should just had JBL say, "I bet you don't even know what today is," as opposed to refering to Friday. Sure the crowd will be confused, but the WWE doesn't care about them anyway.

 

Walk the Plank is the C4, right?

[MillenniumMan831 0]

I'll mark out if Noble can grow a beard even remotely like Moondog Spot's.

[CBright7831 0]

I can't believe it's almost been a year since I went to see ROTS in theaters (which was released on May 19).

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I can't believe it's almost been a year since I went to see ROTS in theaters (which was released on May 19).

THAT'S what's bothering Kane!

 

He remembers what happened to Anakin in that and is afraid it'll happen to him!

[haws bah gawd 0]

I always figured WWE might call Burchill's move the "Sea-4" or maybe even "Sea-Floor".

[CBright7831 0]

I can't believe it's almost been a year since I went to see ROTS in theaters (which was released on May 19).

THAT'S what's bothering Kane!

 

He remembers what happened to Anakin in that and is afraid it'll happen to him!

And Anakin (in burned up form) and Kane sort of look the same.

[Ravenbomb 0]

so...no May 19th explanation?

[dh86 0]

am I the only one noticing the Fink on Smackdown?

[Slickster 0]

Actually, JBL got his facts wrong. Lex Luger, Goldberg, and Booker T all won the World Title as US Champions.

[daileyxplanet 0]

But none of them were WWE US Champions...

[Slickster 0]

But none of them were WWE US Champions...

 

WWE has acknowledged that they are the same title, even going so far as to list the champions back to 1975 on WWE.com.

[daileyxplanet 0]

But none of them were WWE US Champions...

 

WWE has acknowledged that they are the same title, even going so far as to list the champions back to 1975 on WWE.com.

 

[Slickster 0]

What's the matter? Hate to be proven wrong?

[Adam 0]

So... a RAW guy who hasn't had a title match in six months takes out the SmackDown champion and number one contender? They aren't even trying to pretend the shows are level anymore.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Khali is so fucking awesome.

[daileyxplanet 0]

No, I was just trying to reason out JBL. I'm not even watching the show.