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[Hank Kingsley 0]

I mean, don't use "Grendel" if you're not going to even try working Old English into the gimmick.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Sir Grendel, Ye Olde SWF Superstare?

[Hank Kingsley 0]

And all of his matches should be written like an epic poem.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

In caligraphy.

[Guest Grendel]

Sorry, my ink well ran dry.

[Toxxic 0]

I mean, don't use "Grendel" if you're not going to even try working Old English into the gimmick.

 

Why would he want to do that when everyone knows Beowulf isn't an English legend? He was Scandinavian, unless my memory totally fails me.

[Bruce Blank 0]

He is Scandinavian, it was just some Englishman who sat down and put quill to parchment to capture the story for prosperity but it is/was from Scandinavian lore.

[Ace309 0]

Did you hear that Grendel can't wrestle tonight?

 

Turns out he has indigestion. He ate too many Danish.

[Bruce Blank 0]

*Yellow flag*

 

There is a pentalty on the play - extremly lame joke on the side of Tom Flesher, 10 yard penalty, not allowed to attempt any jokes for 2 weeks.

 

*Groan*

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Hey now... it could have been Danish women that he ate. Can't be the worst thing in the world to eat a Danish woman...

 

:: looks at Blank ::

 

Or can it?

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Is it a strawberry danish?

 

 

Akira Kaibatsu: Evidently the youngest kid on TSM since September 05

[Longdogger_Pete 0]

Don't book me on Storm, Smarkdown, or Lockdown.

 

I am available for book signings in Florida, Alabama, or Georgia. $5.00 minimum fee per autograph, please.

[Bruce Blank 0]

Hey now... it could have been Danish women that he ate. Can't be the worst thing in the world to eat a Danish woman...

 

:: looks at Blank ::

 

Or can it?

Could this be the secret reason behind me marrying an American woman instead of a Danish woman?. . . hmmmmmmmm

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

How'd you trick an American woman into coming to Denmark? Put up one of those phony signs reading "This way to Amsterdam?"

 

Or did you come here and kidnap her?

 

PS- So, does that mean that you really *are* thirty-three?

[Bruce Blank 0]

Well I showed her my enormous package. . . of pasteries

 

and yes as much as it pains me to admit I am 33

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Don't book me on Storm, Smarkdown, or Lockdown.

 

I am available for book signings in Florida, Alabama, or Georgia. $5.00 minimum fee per autograph, please.

 

You best watch yourself, Pete. If Roy "I'm a huge fucking moron" Moore is elected governor of Alabama, his first act might be to close the border to illegal immigrants, so don't try to sneak in.

 

I mean, that's what he must mean, right? He doesn't want people from Georgia or Mississippi and such to enter the state, because would any Cuban immigrant swim to Mobile?

 

He's stupid, lolz.

[Cuban Linx 0]

I suppose i'd better reply to this, i'm available to be booked any show. I might even write sometimes!

[the.weej 0]

I honestly think the booker should give Stryke a string of consecuitive world title shots until he finally decides to finish a full match.

 

Actually, this would be a utterly devious little program. Since it's always against the same guy, all Stryke would have to do is crack open the same match and keep puttering away at it until he finally got it finished. As a bonus, the world champion - I think it's Landon - would probably be so fed up with Stryke that he'd either submit the same match over and over again or just quit writing altogether.

 

In fact, if I hadn't requested time off, I'm 100% certain I'd put this plan into action. Hell, I was going to give Sly a world title shot.

 

-Z

[Cuban Linx 0]

I like the way you think.

[Sly 0]

Give Sly a world title shot.

 

-Z

 

I agree.

[JHawk 0]

Update:

 

I am taking a much needed vacation and will not be available until June 15, so please don't book me for 13th Hour.

 

I'll be online sporadically at best and figured since I have no programs going anyway, keeping off the PPV shouldn't screw anybody over except the guy that ends up in the random three way dance.