Let's say you're a principal of a major high school, alright?

[Guest Random Question Asker]

It's graduation 2006, and you're the principal of one of the most prestige high schools in the land. You hate being principal, but fear not, for hope is on the horizon. Many school board members are on hand and if all goes well, then you will be promoted to a board member, which will save you from these brat kids. After fifty-minutes of boring speeches from all of the class leaders, the graduation begins.

 

 

One by one, each students walks up the stage, gets his diploma, shakes your hand, and walks off stage. Everything is going smooth. Finally, the last student comes up to get his diploma. He takes it, shakes your hand, and begins to walk off the stage when suddenly he stops, lifts up his gown to reveal he is wearing nothing, and has "The End" written on his ass cheeks.

 

Shocked.

 

 

Worried.

 

 

Embarrassed.

 

All of these thoughts go through your mind at once. You look up at the school board members who are shaking their heads in disgust and they get up to leave. Your big promotion is no longer a reality.

 

What is going through your mind?

 

What do you do? What do you?

[kkktookmybabyaway]

If "he" was a "she" and "she" was hot, I'd find out when she turns 18.

[Murmuring Beast]

Sing 'The End'.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Actually, if you're the boss of a major government school, it's not like you'll be held accountable for anything. I wouldn't sweat it.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

I'd hope I wouldn't become the BUTT of any jokes.

[RepoMan]

Why would this situation blow your sport on the Board?

[vivalaultra]

I'd turn to page 58 to take a left at the fork in the road, and head into the Forbidden Woods.

[Hank Kingsley]

I hope this happens at mine on Friday.

[Guest Princess Leena]

Super Nintendo Chalmers should have asked this, but unfortunately, Ethan sucks at gimmicks.

[FroGG_NeaL]

The principal would revoke the kid's diploma and give him summer school, causeing him to graduate without his class.

 

The Board would approve of this action, the principal would revieve his promotion.

 

Stupid kid would graduate late.

 

The Board would go back to being the old assholes they most likely are.

 

The End.

 

 

Unless it was Morgan Freeman as Crazy Joe in that one movie.

 

He'd give a speech with that look on his face and that boom in his voice, then he totally kick the holy fuck out of the kid.

[2GOLD]

Then take him to the roof and tell him to jump.

[NoCalMike]

Then ask him if he knew what smoking crack did..........

[Maztinho]

The principal would revoke the kid's diploma and give him summer school, causeing him to graduate without his class.

 

The Board would approve of this action, the principal would revieve his promotion.

 

Stupid kid would graduate late.

 

The Board would go back to being the old assholes they most likely are.

 

The End.

 

 

Unless it was Morgan Freeman as Crazy Joe in that one movie.

 

He'd give a speech with that look on his face and that boom in his voice, then he totally kick the holy fuck out of the kid.

 

^Pretty much that.

 

I'd just mess with their minds and have them graduate in reverse alphabetical order, since all the whack jobs are Zambrano's or Ziluski's.

[Carnival]

Super Nintendo Chalmers should have asked this, but unfortunately, Ethan sucks at gimmicks.