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Here are some random famous people...

 

 

George Bush - The Idiot

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Scrawny Giant

John Cena - Yes, I can see you, but I don't want to!

Brad Pitt - Duke Cannon

Angelina Jolie - Mad Vampire

Bill O'Reilly - Mister Piper

Harry Knowles - Massive Man

Roger Ebert - Enormous Volcano

Paris Hilton - Headunter Ace

Al Gore - Inventor of the Internets

Bruce Springsteen - Horrible Rock

Marlon Brando - Wild Pirate

Ron Jeremy - Rowdy Coward

Dr. Phil - Prince Satan

Homer Simpson - Stinky Man

Bill Cosby - Bulldog Pounder

Pamela Anderson - Double-Crossing Man

Bill Paxton - Marvelous Yeti

Tom Cruise - Batshit Crazy (Seriously)

Jenna Jameson - Hercules Hercules

Elvis Presely - Hulk Titanic

Paula Abdul - Beefy Meathead

Brock Lesnar - The idiot sold out

Kevin Nash - Big Dumb No-Talent Jerk

Scott Hall - Drunken Idiot

Kamala - Macho Gremlin

Alyssa Milano - Triple Burglar

John McCain - King Kong Tornado

Bob Barker - Disco Pounder

Kerry Von Erich - Bobcat Clown

Dana White - King Kong Venus

Wade Keller - Fabulous Jackass

Dave Meltzer - Terrific Kahn

Bas Rutten - Gorgeous Dog

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Paris Hilton as HeadHunter Ace is the shit.

 

My real name = Samuri Ace, my lil bro's nickname is Ace. Huh.

 

FroGG NeaL = Mean Tornado

 

Vince McMahon, your professional wrestling name is now:

Vincent Kennedy McMahon

 

:lol:

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A couple of other celebrity names I typed in

 

Terrell Owens= Mad Smooth

Bill O'Reily= Marvelous Disciple

Ken Shamrock= Awesome Snake

Sean Hannitty= Affectionate Volcano

Jessica Simpson= Ivan Khan?

Dick Cheney= Dirty Politician

Phil Hartman= The Grand Love

Brett Favre= Macho Warrior

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Marcus Bagwell was Doctor Slaughter. I liked that one for some reason.

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Full first name= Mean Bear

 

Shortened first name= Farmer Crusher

 

All three names= Mean Pirate

 

So I'm the Farmer Crushing Mean Bear Pirate.

 

Where's my wench?

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Linda McMahon gets "No Actress"

Tazz gets "His real name is Peter Senerchia"

Hunter Hearst Helmsley gets "Vince's Boy"

Sting gets "It's Showtime Folks"

Steve Borden gets "Sting"

Chris Jericho gets "Fozzy Sucks"

Samoa Joe gets "Joe Seanoa"

Rey Mysterio gets "619"

JBL gets "NOT a Wrestling God"

Randy Orton gets "Legend Killer"

Kane gets "May 19th!"

Kurt Angle gets "Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence"

Paul Heyman gets "ECW ECW ECW"

 

and finally...

 

Randy Savage gets "Bite Into A Slim-Jim"

 

by the by...I'm a Mean Gremlin.

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