The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 African-Americans: The Rock Needs YOU! The Rock Needs Talented Men and Women for "The Game Plan!" Today we have a brand new casting call, and we urgently need you to consider auditioning right now. Here is the FEATURED OPPORTUNITY we've selected just for you - no experience necessary, and you can live anywhere. Featured Call: Blockbuster Movie Needs Undiscovered Talent! Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? African-Americans: He's coming to a football stadium near you! Get discovered on the set of "The Game Plan," a hot movie about the NFL. Talent scouts & agents are casting guys and girls for parts at Gillette Stadium OR a local football stadium near you. Hang out with The Rock, play an NFL football fan or player and even see your face in movie theaters nationwide. No experience necessary-this could be your Big Break! Apply now, they're casting men and women ASAP! Do not delay - Apply for this part today - People just like you are landing parts every day...why not you? At InstantCast, we are committed to helping new faces break into acting by putting them in touch with casting directors who are looking to fill parts on an urgent basis. This is a rare opportunity... Don't miss out for another day... Sincerely, Tyler Briggs Director of Casting, InstantCast P.S. The only way to break into the entertainment business is for auditioning for parts like these. So audition for these parts immediately. Star in the New James Cameron Movie! Huge Lead Role on "Nip/Tuck!" Star in Wyclef Jean's New HBO Show! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 Time to reform the Nation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 13, 2006 They don't say where the auditions are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 They don't say where the auditions are. Talent scouts & agents are casting guys and girls for parts at Gillette Stadium OR a local football stadium near you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 13, 2006 "A local football stadium near you?" Come on, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 Sounds like a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 Sounds like Shelton Benjamin should try out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 Maybe I should go in blackface, it will be hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 "A local football stadium near you?" Come on, man. I'm covering myself in shoe polish and headed to my old high school football stadium. Hope I make it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 I thought Rock despised racism? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 I have a friend who's black who liked wrestling. Whenever we'd ride around he'd bump "Nation of Domination" on his stereo. Yes, he had the CD. Which also included the funniest version of 'sexy boy' ever. Sounded like Meatloaf. There's nothing like bumping "Nation of Domination" and mean-mugging random people. How did the rap go? It wasn't on the Cd, it was just the beat. We are the the nation, rhyming in color Don't dis the man 'cause I bum rush your mother This is what I'm sayin' for real and not playin' [Farroq, Savio, Rocky] is the man so hit your knees and start prayin' I can't believe I fucking remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 He got strength like the bear And quick like the cat Two and two together put your face on the mat You count the stars while the ref counts three Hope you like to look at ceilings cuz that's all you're gonna see Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 don't fuck with JC Ice and Wolfie D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lt. Al Giardello 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 Do halfbreeds count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2006 would Charlize Theron count? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boon 0 Report post Posted June 17, 2006 The Rock is black? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2006 Well, 50% anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2006 The Rock is black? Vince, is that you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Gabe 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? African-Americans Hmmm, I wondered what that smell was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 The Rock got fucked up while filming this... he dropped back for a pass or something and tore something... niggah's in all kinds of pain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
