Gary Floyd Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Posted June 22, 2006 Soundtrack featuring new music from David Hasselhoff and Aarron Neville
Xavier Cromartie Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno.
Gary Floyd Posted June 22, 2006 Author Report Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno. Well, I was thinking of a zombie movie, but hey, whatever.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 OJ Marvmvpegasus Oh, man.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Give me the prettiest girl you can think of. I don't care about acting ability.
Adam Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Australian Hired Muscle, alongside the other burly bodyguard, Carnival. Played by Steve Irwin and Lara Flynn Boyle, respectively. Chave as the comic relief, played by me.
Guest Felonies! Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 It's funny because he's a guy! It's funny because I'm not Kotz.
Guest Felonies! Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Chav is swinging for the fences here.
2GOLD Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Jack Black with a dishelved beard, then have him hit by a bus.
LessonInMachismo Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 THREE PERIODS COMPOSE AN ELLIPSIS HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT I believe that it is grammatically acceptable to use FOUR at the end of a paragraph, but I still use three...
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Chav is swinging for the fences here. I'm swinging for you.
Maztinho Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno. Well, I was thinking of a zombie movie, but hey, whatever. Kidnappers come back and interrupt the porno as zombies.
rising up out of the back seat-nuh Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 That was very well played by Slayer, you've got to admit.
Youth N Asia Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Can we re-ainmate Christopher Reeves to play me?
Guest Vitamin X Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 We can just get Drew Bledsoe instead.
Carnival Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over.
Guest Felonies! Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Well come on, we were all thinking it.
Carnival Posted June 22, 2006 Report Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Well come on, we were all thinking it. Truth hurts man. I assume that's why I was Lara Flynn Boyle. I'm not really up on my celebs..but I think she's a super skinny bitch.
Adam Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Just go on a binge. Or move to England, where you can be skinny, yet flabby at the same time.
BruiserKC Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 We have to have Kevin Smith direct it and have him also play me. Music on the soundtrack must include.. AC/DC Shinedown Kentucky Headhunters Smashing Pumpkins Travis Tritt Megadeth Godwar (it's Rawdog spelled backward)
Copper Feel Posted June 23, 2006 Report Posted June 23, 2006 Just go on a binge. Or move to England, where you can be skinny, yet flabby at the same time. Baby fat man, it stays with us for ever.
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