Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Soundtrack featuring new music from David Hasselhoff and Aarron Neville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xavier Cromartie 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno. Well, I was thinking of a zombie movie, but hey, whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 22, 2006 OJ Marvmvpegasus Oh, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 A young Jimmy Stewart. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Man Who Sold The World 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Will Smith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Give me the prettiest girl you can think of. I don't care about acting ability. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 It's funny because he's a guy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 22, 2006 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 I'll play Panicky Idiot #2. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Australian Hired Muscle, alongside the other burly bodyguard, Carnival. Played by Steve Irwin and Lara Flynn Boyle, respectively. Chave as the comic relief, played by me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 It's funny because he's a guy! It's funny because I'm not Kotz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Chav is swinging for the fences here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Jack Black with a dishelved beard, then have him hit by a bus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LessonInMachismo 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 THREE PERIODS COMPOSE AN ELLIPSIS HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT I believe that it is grammatically acceptable to use FOUR at the end of a paragraph, but I still use three... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Chav is swinging for the fences here. I'm swinging for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 The plot would be that a group of TSM members kidnap and plan to torture Randy Orton (because they are jealous of his good looks, mic ability, and wrestling talent). Leena and Ortonsault join together to find the kidnappers' hideout. After Orton is saved and the kidnappers are all dead, the remaining part of the movie is hardcore porno. Well, I was thinking of a zombie movie, but hey, whatever. Kidnappers come back and interrupt the porno as zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 "Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 That was very well played by Slayer, you've got to admit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Can we re-ainmate Christopher Reeves to play me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted June 22, 2006 We can just get Drew Bledsoe instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Well come on, we were all thinking it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carnival 0 Report post Posted June 22, 2006 Carnival a burly bodyguard? A stiff breeze could knock him over. Well come on, we were all thinking it. Truth hurts man. I assume that's why I was Lara Flynn Boyle. I'm not really up on my celebs..but I think she's a super skinny bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2006 Just go on a binge. Or move to England, where you can be skinny, yet flabby at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2006 It's the ale I tells ya! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruiserKC 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2006 We have to have Kevin Smith direct it and have him also play me. Music on the soundtrack must include.. AC/DC Shinedown Kentucky Headhunters Smashing Pumpkins Travis Tritt Megadeth Godwar (it's Rawdog spelled backward) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2006 Richard Schiff and a toupee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted June 23, 2006 Just go on a binge. Or move to England, where you can be skinny, yet flabby at the same time. Baby fat man, it stays with us for ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
