geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2006 Its. Oops. See, this is why Microsoft Word is the bane of my existence. Those damn green squiggly lines have alerted me to so many of my grammar errors through my collegiate experience that I no longer have my previously impeccable literary skills without their helpful notice. Slowly, and with great pain, I'm becoming just another mindless creature slowly dissipating out into the vast sky of stupidity suffocating these United States. The very tool used to help me in school has cost me. It has cost me dearly. How ironic and sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 9, 2006 wow you guys are rude Fucking die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2006 I know I'm probably not the first to do so, but I nominate Agent to be our ambassador to any and all new folks and other boards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted July 9, 2006 He should have never lost his Super Mod. status. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted July 9, 2006 Death Valley Message Board is what the NOOB is looking for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Maybe we need a TSM entrance exam to keep these people out. 1. When are you going to do it? A) Eventually B) Soon C) Next Saturday D) Tomorrow 2. What does this get filed under? A) General Chat B) Tough Shit C) No Holds Barred D) Hardcore Discussion 3. Did Andre the Giant have theme music? A) Sometimes B) No C) Probably D) Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC. 4. Vince McMahon's ladder-legdrop, _______ A) Didn't really factor into the ending B) Happened at WM19 C) Was it cool or what? D) Sucked 5. Who did Kylie Minogue work with? A) Rick Rubin B) Nick Cave of the Pet Shop Boys C) Jean-Claude Van Damme D) The Proclaimers 6. What did you do when you read what Failed Mascot wrote? A) Laughed B) Cried C) Froze D) Fumed 7. When will you be check in on it? A) Intermittently B) When I can C) Weekly D) A very day 8. What are you tired of? A) Power trip B) Bad attitude C) Poor typing D) Popick 9. How much will DVDs cost? A) $10 B) $20 C) $5000 D) What the market can handle 10. How much Guy Stokes? A) 25% B) 50% C) 75% D) 100% Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I think I would fail that. Maybe we need a TSM entrance exam to keep these people out. 1. When are you going to do it? A) Eventually B) Soon C) Next Saturday D) Tomorrow 2. What does this get filed under? A) General Chat B) Tough Shit C) No Holds Barred D) Hardcore Discussion 3. Did Andre the Giant have theme music? A) Sometimes B) No C) Probably D) Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC. 4. Vince McMahon's ladder-legdrop, _______ A) Didn't really factor into the ending B) Happened at WM19 C) Was it cool or what? D) Sucked 5. Who did Kylie Minogue work with? A) Rick Rubin B) Nick Cave of the Pet Shop Boys C) Jean-Claude Van Damme D) The Proclaimers 6. What did you do when you read what Failed Mascot wrote? A) Laughed B) Cried C) Froze D) Fumed 7. When will you be check in on it? A) Intermittently B) When I can C) Weekly D) A very day 8. What are you tired of? A) Power trip B) Bad attitude C) Poor typing D) Popick 9. How much will DVDs cost? A) $10 B) $20 C) $5000 D) What the market can handle 10. How much Guy Stokes? A) 25% B) 50% C) 75% D) 100% ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Maybe we need a TSM entrance exam to keep these people out. 1. When are you going to do it? A) Eventually B) Soon C) Next Saturday D) Tomorrow 2. What does this get filed under? A) General Chat B) Tough Shit C) No Holds Barred D) Hardcore Discussion 3. Did Andre the Giant have theme music? A) Sometimes B) No C) Probably D) Yeah, and it rocked, IIRC. 4. Vince McMahon's ladder-legdrop, _______ A) Didn't really factor into the ending B) Happened at WM19 C) Was it cool or what? I'm not sure about this one D) Sucked 5. Who did Kylie Minogue work with? A) Rick Rubin B) Nick Cave of the Pet Shop Boys I guess? C) Jean-Claude Van Damme D) The Proclaimers 6. What did you do when you read what Failed Mascot wrote? A) Laughed B) Cried C) Froze D) Fumed 7. When will you be check in on it? A) Intermittently B) When I can C) Weekly D) A very day 8. What are you tired of? A) Power trip any of these answers could work, though, especially D B) Bad attitude C) Poor typing D) Popick 9. How much will DVDs cost? A) $10 I guess? B) $20 C) $5000 D) What the market can handle 10. How much Guy Stokes? A) 25% B) 50% C) 75% D) 100% ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I think Lushus got perfect save for maybe the Minogue answer. I'd answer the exact same except I'd put Jean Claude for that particular question. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted July 15, 2006 11. Our Current Events folder is a lot like A) The Pit's Current Events folder B) Taking a red-hot poker up the ass C) What happens when views are stifled D) Hitler 12. What did Metal Ed listen to music on? A) Walkman B) Rock Box C) Metal Machine D) Rock Stereo 13. What happened to McCarverisms in October Baseball AIM Chats? A) The joke got old B) Nothing we did could ever top "Brandon Arroyo" C) They were banned D) Mo Vaughn ate them 14. Never date ____ A) a Soviet spy B) a weight bench C) a girl named Heaven D) All of the above 15. The punctuation mark that ends a question is A) ? B) ! C) . D) % 16. What was the Porn folder good for? A) Porn B) Sex talk C) Nothing D) A place where educated men could have discussions 17. I already have three friends on this board. Who are they? 18. I walked in on my cousin ________ and then _________ A) masturbating, fucked her B) taking a shit, ran out the door with my innocence shattered C) watching lesbian porn, watched the rest with her D) watching lesbian porn, fucked her 19. Name the two previous owners. 20. What is this thread? A) Gay B) Ghey C) Lame D) La Parka Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 I think Lushus got perfect save for maybe the Minogue answer. fuck, that doesn't bode well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 damn, that second list from Czech is hard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted July 15, 2006 Man, this is possibly Czech's legacy right here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2006 How appropriate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2006 He started a thread in February-ish citing a fault with every regular poster here. That belongs in the TSM Museum's Czech wing, along with this test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted July 16, 2006 I think I should've been on anti-depressants at the time, but I maintain a zero-tolerance stance, even for headaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2006 I'm satisfied and somewhat saddened that I know the answer to most of those. But that is awesome, "a very day" gets me every time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2006 15. The punctuation mark that ends a question is A) ? B) ! C) . D) % E) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
