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Guest Felonies!
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I have an idea for a movie about a black kid that cuts the grass for his neighbors so he can raise money to go to band camp and perform baroque music. It's called "Mow Then You Can Handel."

Guest Smues
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I have an idea for a movie about a black kid that cuts the grass for his neighbors so he can raise money to go to band camp and perform baroque music. It's called "Mow Then You Can Handel."

 

Damnit that made me laugh. Where do I pick up the gun to shoot myself with?

Guest Felonies!
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I laughed for a good five minutes when it reminded me of "Mower Money, Mower Problems."

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Just another conspiracy theory that would make an interesting movie plot, but when you look for any facts or reasons as to why the US would've had to fake the landing, or supporting evidence, it quickly falls apart.

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Reading that thread on the other board about the "faked" moon landing, it seems to me that most conspiracy theories are started by someone who has no background or knowledge of the physics and/or details about something, but sees one thing that doesn't seem right and suddenly jumps to the conclusion that its an evil government conspiracy.

Guest Felonies!
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And another thing! What is the deal with baseball managers? I mean really! Like ANYONE wants to see Tommy Lasorda in tight white pants. Hey Tommy, I hope you're wearing your jock too, you might have to pinch-hit for Kirk Gibson tonight!

 

Why do people always talk about sex and drugs? You know, sex, drugs, rock and roll, that whole thing. What do these things have to do with one another? Like I'm balls deep in this chick, and then when I'm done I'm gonna be like, "hey, want some speed? Yeah, I thought we could do some speed together after we finished up. But first, let me play an electric guitar solo for you."

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but when you look for any facts or reasons as to why the US would've had to fake the landing

 

The "why" is easy. The Soviets were winning the Space Race (They had what, the first Satellite, the first living creture, the first man AND the first woman in Space I think) and the US didn't want to look bad. Plus, if they made people think they landed on the Moon, NASA could easily get a lot more funding which they could spend on other stuff whilst pretending to go to the Moon.

 

That said, I've always wondered; who filmed the Moon landing? Like, honest question. Did Armstrong get off the ship, set up a camera, then get back on it? Was there a camera on some arm of the ship? I really don't know.

Guest Felonies!
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Not when there's so much to blow up here. I mean, we're Earthlings, let's blow up Earth things.

Guest Felonies!
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I can believe it was a hoax. I can't be sure about it, but it sounds plausible since it was 1969 and all. If we did fake it, too bad the Soviets bought it. lmao

lmao!

This shouldn't have gotten lost in the shuffle.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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Why do people always talk about sex and drugs? You know, sex, drugs, rock and roll, that whole thing. What do these things have to do with one another? Like I'm balls deep in this chick, and then when I'm done I'm gonna be like, "hey, want some speed? Yeah, I thought we could do some speed together after we finished up. But first, let me play an electric guitar solo for you."

 

How do they not go together? Play a killer show, do a fat rail of coke, then fuck the hell out of some groupie.

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Not when there's so much to blow up here. I mean, we're Earthlings, let's blow up Earth things.

America can, must and will blow up the moon. We have the technology. The time is now. Children are our future.

 

And don't mess around...with God's America.

Guest Felonies!
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You call yourself a junior executive? I think you're a senior jackass.

Guest wildpegasus
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Thanks for the links Arnold Oldschool.

 

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

Guest wildpegasus
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Thanks for the links Arnold Oldschool.

 

So what do people think the story is behind Area 51? Why all the secrecy and protection?

 

Sorry, wrong thread.

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