President Bush caught on tape swearing about Syria

[Lil' Bitch 0]

He didn't know his mic was still on.

 

That's my Bush!

[Guest Hemme]

“See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over”

 

AWESOME! Gotta love Bush, the guy is fucking great comedy value!

And he runs America! Gotta admit, with a leader like that, it speaks volumes for the people who voted him in!

 

I keed, I keed.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Damn straight. Good to see he keeps it real when he doesn't think he's being recorded. He never lets Tony talk, and utters the "make something happen" line that yuppies love to use so much. Pretty much what I expected, and this is nothing to get worked up about at all. He was right, tell 'em to cut that shit out.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

I loved the part I read about how Bush thought everyones speeches were too long. Hell, with all that pompous politiking I'd get bored too.

[k thx 0]

Yo, Blair. What are you doing?

 

Thanks for the sweater; it was awfully thoughtful of you. I know you picked it out yourself.

 

Blair: Oh, absolutely!

 

Classic.

 

I like the fact that I came across as two high school girls bitching about one of their mates.

[NoCalMike 0]

I swear to god if this gets out to the pundits on TV and the liberal pundits make a big deal out of this, I am going to throw something through my TV. Making a big deal about a curse word, in this type of context is one way to kill momentum going into the mid-term elections.

[Guest Bammey]

Yeah it was Blair who turned the mic off. This is a little story with nothing really informative just the media taking a chance to show Bush is a human too.

[SuperJerk 0]

“See the irony is that what they need to do is get Syria to get Hezbollah to stop doing this shit and it’s over”

 

"What's the big fucking deal?"

 

"Hell if I know."

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Funny, but not quite as good as Reagan telling them to "bomb the bastards" or whatever it was.

[Vampiro69 0]

Do you mean when Regan in his mic check said that we have launched the missles and they will be in Russia within minutes?

[snuffbox 0]

"Yeah, bitch, you suck a good fucking dick. Would ya mind lickin my bunghole? I swear to fucking God I cleaned all the shit offa there. You haven't seen that motherfucker Goldwater around here have you sugardoll? That sonofabitch wants to tear my goddam head off."

-LBJ

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Do you mean when Regan in his mic check said that we have launched the missles and they will be in Russia within minutes?

 

Yeah, I exagerrated a little, though. The actual quote is below:

 

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan, during a microphone check, unaware that he was being broadcast. (August 11, 1984)

[SuperJerk 0]

Ladies and gentlemen, a special message from the 41st Vice President of the United States.

 

[BruiserKC 0]

I swear to god if this gets out to the pundits on TV and the liberal pundits make a big deal out of this, I am going to throw something through my TV. Making a big deal about a curse word, in this type of context is one way to kill momentum going into the mid-term elections.

 

 

Kinda like when Cheney cussed at that one Congressman?

[SuperJerk 0]

I swear to god if this gets out to the pundits on TV and the liberal pundits make a big deal out of this, I am going to throw something through my TV. Making a big deal about a curse word, in this type of context is one way to kill momentum going into the mid-term elections.

 

 

Kinda like when Cheney cussed at that one Congressman?

 

The big deal was made because it was on the floor of the U.S. Senate, a sacred American institution where only 5 years earlier they'd been discussing President Clinton ejaculating onto a White House intern.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

Funny, though not a big deal, i swear myself when talking about the situation, though i'm talking about both hezbollah and israel, doin' the stupid shit over and over again!

[Vyce 0]

Do you mean when Regan in his mic check said that we have launched the missles and they will be in Russia within minutes?

 

Yeah, I exagerrated a little, though. The actual quote is below:

 

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." - Ronald Reagan, during a microphone check, unaware that he was being broadcast. (August 11, 1984)

 

Trust me, he knew. It's why Reagan was awesome.

 

But more importantly, hey Hemme - Brookers is one of MY Myspace pals. Now, the next step is to slowly convince her to transition into amateur porn.

[dubq 0]

Oh FFS - he's not even swearing about Syria. He's swearing about the situation. This is already being blown out of proportion by the media, big surprise.

 

PS - can we have one thread with Hemme in it where someone doesn't bring up this Brookers idiot?

[Guest Felonies!]

Ladies and gentlemen, a special message from the 41st Vice President of the United States.

 

Didn't Rockefeller die while having hot bondage sex?

[Vyce 0]

PS - can we have one thread with Hemme in it where someone doesn't bring up this Brookers idiot?

 

I was a little disappointed when I found out she's not really jailbait.

[Slayer 0]

Why can't she just get naked like every other girl with a webcam

[dubq 0]

No thanks, I want to keep my sight.

[Guest Hemme]

PS - can we have one thread with Hemme in it where someone doesn't bring up this Brookers idiot?

Obviously not.

 

Anyroad, Brookers is awesome, if you disagree, well, I don't care.

[Vyce 0]

Why can't she just get naked like every other girl with a webcam

 

A valid question.

 

No thanks, I want to keep my sight.

 

You act as if she's hideous. She's not a bad looking girl. She's not a big fat pig or anything. She just has an unnaturally large gap in her teeth.

[JangoFett4Hire 0]

 

 

PS - can we have one thread with Hemme in it where someone doesn't bring up this Brookers idiot?

Obviously not.

 

Anyroad, Brookers is awesome, if you disagree, well, I don't care.

 

The gap in her teeth is large enough to park a Buick in.

[Guest Hemme]

 

 

PS - can we have one thread with Hemme in it where someone doesn't bring up this Brookers idiot?

Obviously not.

 

Anyroad, Brookers is awesome, if you disagree, well, I don't care.

 

The gap in her teeth is large enough to park a Buick in.

And the problem is?

 

[Guest Felonies!]

Hey Hemme, between your enjoyment of Brookers videos and your use of smileys, I'm getting the impression that you don't have a lot going on upstairs.

[Guest Hemme]

Hey Hemme, between your enjoyment of Brookers videos and your use of smileys, I'm getting the impression that you don't have a lot going on upstairs.

I'm English, by default I'm a better judge of comedy than most of you, I'm sure you understand this.

Brookers is good fun, she isnt smutty, offensive or nasty, the only person who is deemed silly on her vidoes is herself & she acknowledges that. Theres no reason to hate, she not hurting you is she?

[Guest CWMwasmurdered]

m English, by default I'm a better judge of comedy than most of you

 

False.

[Guest Hemme]

m English, by default I'm a better judge of comedy than most of you

 

False.

No, I'm sorry to break this to you, but it's true/

Your greatest comedy right now comes from your President, I hope you are proud.