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It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane and not even a SuperMan. It’s a Super Ramonster. Our Super Hero meets this cute redhead. What an ass on this girl and tits too. When Super Ramon arrived she was already wet and all excited about having his giant cock in her pussy and ASS. Yeah that was craziest anal pounding I’ve ever seen. The blowjob was off the chain and so was the sex. It turned me on! I’m sure it’ll do the same for you.

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I said something to that effect a few days ago in that "write a porn script" thread.

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It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane and not even a SuperMan. It’s a Super Remonster. Our Super Hero meets this cute redhead. What an ass on this girl and tits too. When Super Ramon arrived she was already wet and all excited about having his giant cock in her pussy and ASS. Yeah that was craziest anal pounding I’ve ever seen. The blowjob was off the chain and so was the sex. It turned me on! I’m sure it’ll do the same for you.

 

 

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???

 

[Edited to hit the joke home]

Guest Felonies!
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I said something to that effect a few days ago in that "write a porn script" thread.

EDIT: Here it is.

What's wrong with Bang Bros? Is it that guy's laugh? Like "what's a tit HEHHEHEHEHEHEH"

That Preston guy cracks me up because his delivery is so awkward. He'll be like "why don't you put some oil on yourself. I love to film beautiful women." and it sounds so unnatural, like he's been unwittingly coerced into this whole porn thing. I bet he got picked on in middle school because of some unfortunate orthodontia.

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That Anthony guy is funny for a while but his act gets pretty tired too.

Guest Princess Leena
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There's far too much interest in this site on this board.

Guest Felonies!
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I haven't seen the original Bang Bus stuff. Spring Break Spy Cam was good but the whole "go in the bathroom and talk shit about Sanchez" thing feels too staged.

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I actually downloaded this and have watched the first 10mins so far. Its not too bad but its pretty much just been the girl posing/conversation then Ramon's arrival, Her dry handing him and then just the start of the blowjob. No sanchez as well which is a plus (but the girl still did the hammed "oh its so big" once he whipped it out.)

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I said something to that effect a few days ago in that "write a porn script" thread.

EDIT: Here it is.

What's wrong with Bang Bros? Is it that guy's laugh? Like "what's a tit HEHHEHEHEHEHEH"

That Preston guy cracks me up because his delivery is so awkward. He'll be like "why don't you put some oil on yourself. I love to film beautiful women." and it sounds so unnatural, like he's been unwittingly coerced into this whole porn thing. I bet he got picked on in middle school because of some unfortunate orthodontia.

 

And that's why Preston is the greatest.

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I'll peruse the Monsters of Cock site for laughs, not autoerotic thrills. Guys with footlong schlongs ruin the "Hey, this could be me fucking this girl" fantasy that's a big part of the appeal of porn.

 

As far as Bangbros. goes, it's all about bigtitsroundasses and Ballhoneys. I occasionally venture into milflessons.

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Is milf lessons the one with the old ugly dude with the lazy eye and southern drawl?

 

yes

 

Ballhoneys is great

 

Mr. Big Dicks is okay...for those unfimiliar with the site, it features a tattoed (most noticable are a chick tattooed on his stomach/waste and a big red tribal looking thing on his shoulder/arm) musclehead that gets a lot of the popular porn stars and always fucks them on a blue sheet covered bed in a room with red walls. He gets a lot of the squirters as well (Arianna Jolie, Cytheria, Flower Tucci)

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