The Niggardly King Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 but I was so excited that I accidentally pissed in my face.
The Niggardly King Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Posted July 25, 2006 y'must make yer parentz so proud that i do
The Niggardly King Posted July 25, 2006 Author Report Posted July 25, 2006 y'must make yer parentz so proud that i do
k thx Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 I tried blowing KOAB tonight. Nigga be packing.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted July 25, 2006 Report Posted July 25, 2006 y'must make yer parentz so proud
Twisted Intestine Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 Pissed in your face? Pfft. Be glad that you're still alive.
nl5xsk1 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 I tried pissing in my face today, but I was so excited that I accidentally blew myself instead.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 When I was a kid I almost reached this promised land but sadly I came up short. Haven't tried since because I knew it'd be a fruitless affair. Plus I know that now I'll probably end up hurting myself.
the max Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick."
CanadianGuitarist Posted July 28, 2006 Report Posted July 28, 2006 "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." I guess everyone gets curious.
The Niggardly King Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Posted July 28, 2006 "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." Yeah just imagine that being the way you die or something. Nothing could be more shaming... except maybe like having heart attack while fucking a blow up doll.
Boon Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 I've got a friend who can do it- he, too says its not that great. After all, you've got a dick in your mouth.
Ravenbomb Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 well, the feeling of your wang being in a mouth is kind of undercut by the fact that it's a REALLY uncomfortable position
Open the Muggy Gate Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." I guess everyone gets curious. Same guy that would stick his dick in the little jets in the pool and get stuck.
Golgo 13 Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 "He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick." Yeah just imagine that being the way you die or something. Nothing could be more shaming... except maybe like having heart attack while fucking a blow up doll. There's always the death by autoerotic asphyxiation standard.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted July 29, 2006 Report Posted July 29, 2006 The trick to blowing yourself is using a bunkbed. Get on the bottom bunk and push your dick down, by pushing your legs off the top bunk.
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