The Smart mark confessional

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

- I once stole money from my church's collection plate

 

- I used a cabbage patch doll as a self pleasuring device after ripping open its crotch

 

- I've seen my Mother's, Aunt's and cousin's vaginas.

 

- I am functionally impotent (God's revenge for line one?)

 

- I used to play with my dogs nipples a decade ago.

 

- I once jacked off in a virtual strangers living room (Hard wood floor) while they and my parents chatted in the kitchen

 

- more to come...

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

I dry-humped my cousin.

[FroGG_NeaL]

WP did this thread before, but your's doesn't have the words, 'Your Dad's Penis' in the title, so I like it better.

[Man Who Sold The World]

I humped my cousin.

 

 

Your cousin

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

You're terrible, Rick_JamesB1tch. Terrible.

[Man Who Sold The World]

Like that's really the worst thing thats been done here. Pff, come on.

[Copper Feel]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Man Who Sold The World]

You know those "Do Not Remove" stickers they put on mattresses? Well, I CUT one of them off. Yeah, I got a _real_ bad temper.

[Slayer]

That really was terrible, RJB.

 

The least you could have done was pull out a Choken One reference.

[Guest DRH 502]

-I hid a dude's wrestling boots in the ceiling tiles of the locker room one time. Poor dude, it was the only pair he had. I never told him where they were either.

 

-I pee'd in my neighbors pool. I wasn't swimming in it at the time either.

[Spaceman Spiff]

You're terrible, Rick_JamesB1tch. Terrible.

 

 

Like that's really the worst thing thats been done here. Pff, come on.

He's not referring to you posting that pic.

[Mole]

I steal pills from people all the time.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I wish I had something for this thread.

[Annabelle]

I steal pills from people all the time.

 

do you have a drug problem, mole?

[Guest StylesMark]

The thread should've been closed after Mole's response.

 

What kind of pills, Mole? Pain killers? Anxiety pills?

 

Explain.

[Mole]

Birth control

[bob_barron]

I killed a drifter to get an erection

[Gary Floyd]

There's a hooker buried in my backyard

[Guest Princess Leena]

I have a serious internet addiction problem that ruins my life.

[Cartman]

I think that's contageous...

[FroGG_NeaL]

wow

[kkktookmybabyaway]

- I once stole money from my church's collection plate

 

Once? As a kid I always took a few dollars out of the Jr. collection plate during Sunday School service and would walk to the local Quickie-Mart before the "grown up" service started to buy candy and pop. Looking back, getting overloaded on sugar maybe wasn't the smartest idea when I would have to sit down for an hour or so; and when it was a communion week -- yeesh.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

I have a serious internet addiction problem that ruins my life.

 

My life ruins my internet addiction..

[DrVenkman PhD]

I watched "The Man" and a movie featuring Roddy Piper as a terrorist at a beauty pageant ("No Contest") today after work.

[Timmy8271]

I stole a porn from my dad that turned out to be a tranny porn when i was 10. I watched the whole thing mesmorised.

[Vampiro69]

you win

[Guest Princess Leena]

I stole a porn from my dad that turned out to be a tranny porn when i was 10. I watched the whole thing mesmorised.

 

Heh.

 

I was scarred at age 11 when my stepdad left in a tape of dog porn in that I previously set up to record tennis on. That was not fun.

[Art Sandusky]

9/11 footage never made me weep.

 

Katrina did. This is going to be an upsetting next couple of days.

[tominator89]

9/11 footage never made me weep.

 

Katrina did. This is going to be an upsetting next couple of days.

 

I'm the exact opposite.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

9/11 footage never made me weep.

 

Katrina did. This is going to be an upsetting next couple of days.

 

Neither one made me weep.