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OAO Raw Thread - August/28th/2006.

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So, wait Johnny Nitro is going to pose for Playgirl?

 

(About the only thing that Mick didn't do)

 

He's going to bathe, change his clothes, and not put on **** matches on a regular basis. Oh, and he most certainly will be participating in the Non-King of the Non-Deathmatch Non-Tournament.

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That's the type of horrible that can end two rising careers. Say hello to Jeff Hardy, new IC champion.

 

I can't decide if JR is playing along or actually shooting.

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Soon, JR is going to say something like "This is like the time when...". Or maybe not, because not even "Family Guy" makes this many pop culture references.

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Oh my god....my mouthless grandmother cuts a better promo

 

man...how does she give head?

 

 

I'm sure he meant toothless. Lol, shouldn't eating top the list of "Things a grandmother can do with her mouth"?

 

 

Not in my world.

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Maybe Lita will land on her head, that is still the greatest moment in any Lita match. ::::dives to outside on trish, almost decapitates self::::

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Guest bobrock29
Come on Rock.....you know you want to come back..

 

 

Cause all of his movies have been pretty shitty!

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Soon, JR is going to say something like "This is like the time when...". Or maybe not, because not even "Family Guy" makes this many pop culture references.

 

"This is like the time that I commentated a Tom Cruise moment"

 

*Cut to clip of Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch"

 

"BAH GAWD OPRAH! TOM IS JUMPING ON THAT COUCH LIKE A GUBBERMINT MULE. HE'S GONNA TEAR IT IN HALF, WILL SOMEONE GET HELP? PLEASE GOD, THAT COUCH IS GONNA BE TORN IN HALF. DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

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Guest GeeseGeese

Come on Rock.....you know you want to come back..

 

 

Cause all of his movies have been pretty shitty!

 

I didn't think Walking Tall was that bad....Doom and The Rumdown were abysmal however.

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Come on Rock.....you know you want to come back..

 

 

Cause all of his movies have been pretty shitty!

 

I didn't think Walking Tall was that bad....Doom and The Rumdown were abysmal however.

 

He was really good in Be Cool, but he wasn't the lead in that.

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Guest bobrock29

Come on Rock.....you know you want to come back..

 

 

Cause all of his movies have been pretty shitty!

 

I didn't think Walking Tall was that bad....Doom and The Rumdown were abysmal however.

 

 

Well they are still better than any of Hogans movies or TV shows.

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Come on Rock.....you know you want to come back..

 

 

Cause all of his movies have been pretty shitty!

 

I didn't think Walking Tall was that bad....Doom and The Rumdown were abysmal however.

Well this looks like your standard inspirational sports movie, so it can't possibly be bad.

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Guest JustPassinBy

Dont blame Melina for that horrible segment.

Blame the writers for writing a terrible storyline.

 

#1. Johnny Nitro has no talent.

#2. Melina isnt good looking enough to pull off the "I'm better than all of you"- stuck up bitch routine.

 

Honestly, what on earth were the writers thinking?

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Soon, JR is going to say something like "This is like the time when...". Or maybe not, because not even "Family Guy" makes this many pop culture references.

 

"This is like the time that I commentated a Tom Cruise moment"

 

*Cut to clip of Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch"

 

"BAH GAWD OPRAH! TOM IS JUMPING ON THAT COUCH LIKE A GUBBERMINT MULE. HE'S GONNA TEAR IT IN HALF, WILL SOMEONE GET HELP? PLEASE GOD, THAT COUCH IS GONNA BE TORN IN HALF. DAMN YOU TOM CRUISE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

 

You writing for Family Guy now?

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The Rundown wasn't bad. The one with Travolta was pretty good but he wasn't one of the main stars. Haven't seen Doom, probably won't. I liked Walking Tall, it was what it was, didn't try to be Shakespeare.

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Dont blame Melina for that horrible segment.

Blame the writers for writing a terrible storyline.

 

#1. Johnny Nitro has no talent.

#2. Melina isnt good looking enough to pull off the "I'm better than all of you"- stuck up bitch routine.

 

Honestly, what on earth were the writers thinking?

 

 

I wouldn't say Nitro has no talent

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The only way JR could have redeemed himself with the pop culture references is if The Highlanders took out Kenny with their finishing move, and JR said 'Oh My God! You killed Kenny'

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