Taking a bite of something...

[NoCalMike 0]

I went to China Town last year and bought a pastry from the bakery, and I had a bite and it was awesome. Then my next bite took me to the center of the thing and with it, I was biting into something with a gummy texture....I almost lost it and barely avoided throwing up on the spot. I know a lot of Asian cultures use beans as a dessert mixed with a lot of sugar, and I was prepared for that, but I had totally forgotten that they often use a lot of gelatin too, but not what we think of aka JELLO, they use that generic cheap ass gelatin, and it was in the middle of my goddamn pastry....haha.

[jwest27 0]

I always hate it when I order a burger or something with no onions, and the fuckers still put em on there(or forget to take them off, whatever). Then I go to take a bite, fully expecting nothing but burger, bun, and cheese.....and there's that nasty crunch. Ugh....

 

God I hate onions so much.

[treble 0]

Yes. The fuckers at Quizno's do that about the half the time I go there. It's especially annoying when I'm the only person in line, and the girl asks me 'So, you said 'no onions', right?' right before she makes the sandwhich.

 

I can't stop going there, though.

[Guest DRH 502]

Dude I too am sick of fast food kids fucking up my order. Seriously if you can't at least get a real job, at least do the job you do have right. I mean motherfucker, I know your mom and dad are paying your insurance and car payment, but at least take some pride in your fucking work and GET THE DAMN ORDER RIGHT. Incompetent fools.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have a similar reaction to pickles on burgers.

 

I love onions, though. Fuckers are yummy.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I also dislike pickles. I especially hate it when, for whatever reason, no pickles turns into "extra pickles". I bite into one and become annoyed, remove a few thinking that was it, then bite into ANOTHER one hidden somewhere else.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I have a similar reaction to pickles on burgers.

 

I love onions, though. Fuckers are yummy.

 

 

Onions are delicious.

 

I hate pickles, as well. If I get pickles on my burger, theres gonna be hell to pay.

[bob_barron 0]

When I go to Quiznos I ask them to put extra onions on.

[MrRant 0]

You people that dislike pickles can go to hell.

 

And if you dislike mayo, then you can go fuck yourself.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I had a choclate doughnut a week ago that had tapioca pudding in the middle of it...

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

That's fucking horrible.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

When I was a kid I asked my mom to let me try some of her V-8. After taking in a hearty mouthful of this shit, I spit it back into her glass.

[Guest Felonies!]

I have a similar reaction to pickles on burgers.

 

I love onions, though. Fuckers are yummy.

 

 

Onions are delicious.

 

I hate pickles, as well. If I get pickles on my burger, theres gonna be hell to pay.

Onions are fantastic, but I only like pickles in spear form. I can't eat the little round suckers on burgers. They're too acidic for the burger or something.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Plus they don't chew into the rest of the burger as well. It 's the same if there's too much lettuce.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Tapioca pudding is in my top five favorite foods, were I to make that list.

[gWIL 0]

I always hate it when I order a burger or something with no onions, and the fuckers still put em on there(or forget to take them off, whatever). Then I go to take a bite, fully expecting nothing but burger, bun, and cheese.....and there's that nasty crunch. Ugh....

 

God I hate onions so much.

 

God hates you. How can anyone not like onions? They go good on just about ANYTHING.

[jwest27 0]

No. Onions are the devil. Get them the fuck off my food.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

The devil tempts with tasty things, therefore yes, I agree with you. Onions are devilishly good on hamburgers.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Onions are only good with jalapenos. Unless they're grilled. And those only go well on beef.

[Red Baron 0]

Onions are good sauteed or grilled. Not raw.

 

Carrots are just awful.

[Guest Monty Burns]

You people that dislike pickles can go to hell.

 

And if you dislike mayo, then you can go fuck yourself.

 

Agreed.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

I like Mayo, but fuck a bunch of pickles.

[Guest Felonies!]

Yeah, let's not use that expression for phallic objects.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

fuck phallic objects

[Special K 0]

It all depends on the context. Pickles are great on a homemade or decent burger, or on cold sandwiches.

 

When they've been sitting in a fast food steamer forever, though, they're disgusting.

 

Onions are good in pretty much any sandwich situation. Lettuce is almost a must. I live across the street from a BK, and their sandwiches that are like "meat cheese bacon meat cheese meat bacon meat" look absolutely foul. I need some veggies on my sandwich.

 

As for a texture I wasn't prepared for, I found out that shrimp don't nuke well at all. I had some leftover Chinese food, shrimp lo mein I think. I microwaved it until warm. I didn't over-nuke it.

 

Anyway, the shrimp, by all appearances, was normal. But after your teeth broke the skin, instead of the sort of 'bounce' and firmness they had formerly possessed, it was a mass of fishy mush. I threw the carton away, and it took me months before I'd eat shrimp again. And I love shrimp.

[Guest Vitamin X]

fuck phallic objects

 

Yes, we're all aware you do

[Guest Vitamin X]

Wait a minute, I don't have anything against you. Sorry about that.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

Good, because I was about to lay a furious beat down on you.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I like Mayo, but fuck a bunch of pickles.

 

Did you get that expression from me? I'm going to trademark it.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Nope. But if you trademark it, I want half ownership.