The 99 Problems Of Jay-Z

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29. He needs TSM to list his problems

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30.

 

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Now that's a winner.

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Heh.

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31. Annie sucked and nobody wants to hear clips of its songs

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Danielle Brisebois is cool.

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32. He ain't got shit on 50 Cent

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Danielle Brisebois is cool.

All in the Family AND the New Radicals! The Meathead got what he gave!

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I really hope Incandenza read my reply on page 1, I really hope so.

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I think you are in denial that so many people that think as I do still represent the majority of American society. And will continue to do so.

 

33. The American "majority".

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34. His girl is about to become a bigger star then he is.

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35. He's the most overrated rapper of all time.

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36. He's black.

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Jay-Z probably uses 100 dollar bills to light blunts of blueberry and sour diesel. He has no problems.

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35. He's the most overrated rapper of all time.

 

Eminem called, he wants his title back.

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37. He'll never be as awesome as Slick Rick or Rakim. (and neither will anyone else.)

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38. He has a headache

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It's The Roc. Holla.

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It's The Roc. Holla.

 

Is that Beyonce? Looks more like Puffy's ex Misa or Charlie Baltimore.

 

I'm hoping her dad has seen those two photos.

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I'll say this much: If he isn't getting dome in the second pic then Beyonce is a filthy, filthy tease.

 

And if it's not Beyonce.........go Jay.

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I'll say this much: If he isn't getting dome in the second pic then Beyonce is a filthy, filthy tease.

 

And if it's not Beyonce.........go Jay.

 

Beyonce as far as I know has never had short blond hair like that.

 

I know he's fucked Baltimore, Foxy Brown, Misa, Nas's ex Carmen and one of the bitches from the Big Pimpin' video so I reckon it's either Baltimore or the Big Pimpin' video ho.

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35. He's the most overrated rapper of all time.

 

bizzy bone 4 prez

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Danielle Brisebois is cool.

All in the Family AND the New Radicals! The Meathead got what he gave!

 

That New Radicals album was awesome. I'll never take that back. I don't think Danielle really added anything to it, however.

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I'll say this much: If he isn't getting dome in the second pic then Beyonce is a filthy, filthy tease.

 

And if it's not Beyonce.........go Jay.

 

Beyonce as far as I know has never had short blond hair like that.

 

I know he's fucked Baltimore, Foxy Brown, Misa, Nas's ex Carmen and one of the bitches from the Big Pimpin' video so I reckon it's either Baltimore or the Big Pimpin' video ho.

 

It's Beyonce.

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35. He's the most overrated rapper of all time.

 

bizzy bone 4 prez

 

People are not calling Bizzy Bone, the GOAT.

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I'll say this much: If he isn't getting dome in the second pic then Beyonce is a filthy, filthy tease.

 

And if it's not Beyonce.........go Jay.

 

Beyonce as far as I know has never had short blond hair like that.

 

I know he's fucked Baltimore, Foxy Brown, Misa, Nas's ex Carmen and one of the bitches from the Big Pimpin' video so I reckon it's either Baltimore or the Big Pimpin' video ho.

 

It's Beyonce.

 

Fantastic. It's like Federline and Britney on the balcony all over again but for rap fans.

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10. Spiders

 

On a private beach in Michigan?

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35. He's the most overrated rapper of all time.

 

Eminem called, he wants his title back.

watch it buddy

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I'll proceed with caution when mentioning the honkey-rap love that dare not speak its name.

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I enjoy the parallelism implied by him sucking on the straw in the first picture.