The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2006 Marvin's really a guy with a family and makes a ton of money being vice president of some company. He's just really bored and wanted to kill time with creating this bad image of himself. That picture he posted is a photoshop. He really has dark brown hair, fashioned in a Kurt Russell way, and a Rollie Fingers like stache. The only thing of truth is his love for the HDTV, which he has 3 of them around his two story house. Right now, he's probably off reading Sports Illustrated , while his wife is tucking the kids in for bed. I'm still sticking by this... it's a WORK! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2006 Maybe we should just call him Droopy. I'd consider Casper but well... he was somewhat happy. Plus Casper hung out with a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2006 When wildpegasus dove into his gimmick, marvin was quick to post (repeatedly) on how he would be the next target. To make sure his prediction came true, he started milking the same gimmick for all it is worth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2006 Marvin's really a guy with a family and makes a ton of money being vice president of some company. He's just really bored and wanted to kill time with creating this bad image of himself. That picture he posted is a photoshop. He really has dark brown hair, fashioned in a Kurt Russell way, and a Rollie Fingers like stache. The only thing of truth is his love for the HDTV, which he has 3 of them around his two story house. Right now, he's probably off reading Sports Illustrated , while his wife is tucking the kids in for bed. I'm still sticking by this... it's a WORK! thats kinda funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2006 holy shit back from the dead with a shaved head ...nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Ok..Im scared to post this on account of I dont want to trainwreck another thread, but I dont really want to start another thread either..but someone help me out on this: marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:31:25 PM): but at least you got to go to florida.. marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:31:59 PM): I want to go to Disney but at this point its probably not as fun as it would be as a kid. KK (10/13/2006 11:32:04 PM): yea but it would have been better if i actually had a good time KK (10/13/2006 11:32:18 PM): me too ive never been...i cant wait to go KK (10/13/2006 11:32:35 PM): cant wait to have kids either marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:33:37 PM): um..ok..no hurry here on that account here.. marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:33:48 PM): Ive never really thought about it too much though KK (10/13/2006 11:33:59 PM): i have....im ready ive been ready marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:17 PM): thats probably like your natural motherly instinct kicking in marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:23 PM): or whatever its called KK(10/13/2006 11:34:54 PM): i dont know about that...i just love kids and cant wait to have my own Just to be upfront..I've been talking with her for a good 2 weeks..I asked her out but like everything else it didnt work out, but she's at least still talking to me and I was going to try asking her out again but I dunno..The "cant wait to have kids" part came so far out of left field.. and yeah..I edited out her screen name..sort of.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:23 PM): will u go out with me That's probably the way I'd handle it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:23 PM): will u go out with me That's probably the way I'd handle it. I already asked once..and it didnt work out..I got "we'll see" and its never been mentioned again.. I should have listened to the "dont post this you fucking retard" voice in my head... ugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 You usually never hear from them again because you do something mind-numbingly stupid like not invite them to amusement parks (one of the safest and surest date sites out there) or take a night off and all the other shit you do (or don't, for that matter). For a guy who doesn't like people prying about your personal life, you share every detail about it knowing full well, you were an idiot but you need the confirmation of virtual strangers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Hey, (insert band here) is playing at (local venue), would you like to go with me? Hey, I hear that (local restaurant) has some really good food, would you like to go with me? Hey, (local bar) has some decent specials, wanna have a drink? And now the advice that you would actually take: Hey, I gotta go the circus or some other bullshit. Stay far far FAR away from me, understand? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Hey, (insert band here) is playing at (local venue), would you like to go with me? Hey, I hear that (local restaurant) has some really good food, would you like to go with me? Hey, (local bar) has some decent specials, wanna have a drink? And now the advice that you would actually take: Hey, I gotta go the circus or some other bullshit. Stay far far FAR away from me, understand? I asked her about coming down here and she said no and then I asked her if there was any places to go up where she lives, she listed off a couple, we got to talking about bowling too..and I said I wouldn't have a problem driving up to meet her if she wanted to go to one of those places and bowl a game or two and all I got was "we'll see"..and Im figuring "we'll see" is code for "no way in hell" although I cant get why she's still talking to me since usually after that i dont hear from em again..she even IMs me first and everything..it makes no sense to me.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 No, it makes total sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 IT MAKES NO SENSE! or, Hey, wanna go bowling this weekend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Go bowling man... with her, not alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Okay. No. We're not going down this road again. I've seen this episode before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Okay. No. We're not going down this road again. I've seen this episode before. Which is why I was hesitant to post it in the first place. I'll shut the fuck up and figure it out (or not probably) for myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Like hell you were hesitant. You ran off because of crap like this and just did it again. Oh, and that "those are your natural motherly instincts" line made me feel icky for a second. Does anyone know what I mean? Not exactly a chill, but it's something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 I puked a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Seriously, though. That's like having a frank discussion about your erection. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tominator89 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 An erection is just the natural fatherly instinct. It has no other purpose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Ok..Im scared to post this on account of I dont want to trainwreck another thread, but I dont really want to start another thread either..but someone help me out on this: marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:31:25 PM): but at least you got to go to florida.. marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:31:59 PM): I want to go to Disney but at this point its probably not as fun as it would be as a kid. KK (10/13/2006 11:32:04 PM): yea but it would have been better if i actually had a good time KK (10/13/2006 11:32:18 PM): me too ive never been...i cant wait to go KK (10/13/2006 11:32:35 PM): cant wait to have kids either marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:33:37 PM): um..ok..no hurry here on that account here.. marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:33:48 PM): Ive never really thought about it too much though KK (10/13/2006 11:33:59 PM): i have....im ready ive been ready marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:17 PM): thats probably like your natural motherly instinct kicking in marvin_the_lunatic (10/13/2006 11:34:23 PM): or whatever its called KK(10/13/2006 11:34:54 PM): i dont know about that...i just love kids and cant wait to have my own Just to be upfront..I've been talking with her for a good 2 weeks..I asked her out but like everything else it didnt work out, but she's at least still talking to me and I was going to try asking her out again but I dunno..The "cant wait to have kids" part came so far out of left field.. and yeah..I edited out her screen name..sort of.. go jump off a fucking bridge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Well, you struck out with the motherly thing. Lots of women want kids. Use this to your advantage. If you can weasel your way into fucking this chick, get her from behind and then pull out like your cock fell out of her, whip off the condom and then jizz in her. Then she's pregnant and then will probably stay with you in a dysfunctional relationship but you'll still have someone. Thank me later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 To be fair to Marvin, she seems as much a social leper as he is. Outside of never talking to her again—and someone in his situation cannot afford to be picky—he handled the situation as well as he could. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annabelle 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Like hell you were hesitant. You ran off because of crap like this and just did it again. Oh, and that "those are your natural motherly instincts" line made me feel icky for a second. Does anyone know what I mean? Not exactly a chill, but it's something. why do you care anough to be so mean about this? is there some resentment of your own that you've bottled up in regards to this subject? let him be. fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Since marvin is back and starting the thread all over again, shouldn't the other one be moved out of classics and back into the wasteland that is the rest of the board? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted October 14, 2006 or just delete both of the fuckers. marvin too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted October 14, 2006 Oh please, people in far worse shape end up in happy relationships all the time. Think of all the times you've seen really large, unappealing people together and how content they looked. Tonight at work, there was an obese woman wearing a mumu which I don't think was able to cover her girth completely, as you could clearly see her bra and sloppy tits from behind with a retarded man. They had a whole little retarde/obese family too, with a dwarf daughter who was skinny, mildly disabled (she was using a walker, but seemed otherwise fine at least mentally) and had kind of a nice ass. Interesting family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JangoFett4Hire 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 I've got an awesome idea Marvin. Some people on here will actually try to give you some good advice. Instead of following it, or at least considering it, call it dumb and wallow in your own ineptness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 I say we start giving him intentionally wrong advice and then when he doesn't take it, no one who bothered to try will feel like they wasted good advice. Everyone wins! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2006 "dont make fun of him. what are u sick in the head or something? you must have the complex. fuck" -banky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
