CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Of all-time? Bass-O-Matic and Chris Farley Chippendale seem to win the discussions I have most often. My two are lesser known: Dysfunctional Family Feud from Farley-Sandler Era, followed by Ferrell Era, in which Mike Myers hosted "Questions from British Parliament". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Of all-time? Bass-O-Matic and Chris Farley Chippendale seem to win the discussions I have most often. My two are lesser known: Dysfunctional Famil Feud from Farley-Sandler Era, followed by Ferrell Era, in which Mike Myers hosted "Questions from British Parliament". That Family Feud w/Christian Slater was hilarious. "Name something, besides clothes, that you find in the closet" "Spare Bibles?" "A gun. A loaded gun" "Yeah you don't have the guts!" "My father?" But just for sheer laughs, the Chippendales with Farley and Swayze, and the original Matt Foley. Watching Spade and Applegate try desperately to hold it together while Farley tries his best to get them to break character was almost as funny as the skit itself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 You're down there for a reason! I'd forgotten all about the original Matt Foley, which kinda got overdone. Good one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I remember a thread like this was somewhat done before, and I posted the transcripts of a lot of the skits. Celebrity Jeopardy with Norm making his return as Burt Reynolds...I almost couldn't breathe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYankees Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Celebrity Jeopardy with Norm making his return as Burt Reynolds...I almost couldn't breathe It's funny how one of the worst comedians in history on one of the worst tv shows ever has you choking to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Thanks troll. Another skit that I love is the Wayne's World with Aerosmith. The bit where the band talks about the fall of communism is classic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aero 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I always liked the skit where Chris Parnell is filming the TV movie about the life of Jesus for NBC to beat CBS's, which is coming out in 3 weeks. Ferrell is Jesus, and Cuba Gooding Jr. is Paul the Disciple, and they're just improvising everything. Jesus: "So Paul... I hear you're good at... discipling..." Barry: "So what Jesus... you talkin smack about me?" It was actually on this past Saturday on NBC's classic episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Dysfunctional Family Feud "Can we see...SKINNY CLOTHES?" Hartman: "I'm gonna go out on my own here..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I've missed all of the classics of any 'era'. I have been downloading as many eps as I could recently, any of those great episodes of Ferrell. Any recommendations? Aside from the 'Best Of' series... I've a few faveorites, but have that just-awakened-can't-think syndrome... "Lifeguard". Jim Carrey as an over-enthused lifeguard, and Ferrell as the straight/confused guy -- comedy gold. any Celebrity Jeopardy skit. There are others, I just need to wait for my brain to wake up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Irwin Mainway. Dan Akroyd as a sleazy toy-maker who makes completely unsafe toys for kids and then tries to make them out as being completely normal. "Look, we put a label on every bag that says, “Kid! Be careful – broken glass!” I mean, we sell a lot of products in the “Bag O’” line.. like Bag O’ Glass, Bag O’ Nails, Bag O’ Bugs, Bag O’ Vipers, Bag O’ Sulfuric Acid. They’re decent toys, you know what I mean?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I liked the one where he had the Halloween costumes better: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77dconsumerprobe.phtml Joan Face: Alright, Mr. Mainway, if you don't think that was unsafe, how about this Halloween costume, which you market under the label "Invisible Pedestrian"? ( holds up the costume ) It's an all black suit, gloves and mask. Now, it seems to me, Mr. Mainway, a child wearing this costume at night to go trick-or-treating is in grave danger of being hit by a car! Irwin Mainway: Car? What do you mean "car", Miss Face? I mean, a car is a pretty big object, right? I mean, kids are smart today, you know? They know when a car is coming at 'em to jump out of the way. I mean, most of the kids I know go trick-or-treating at houses, right? You don't see too many kids walking along the expressway knocking on windshields looking for treats. This is a "sidewalk" costume! Joan Face: A "sidewalk" costume? Irwin Mainway: Yeah! I mean, you know, we don't recommend this for blind kids. See, there's a warning right on the label - "Invisible Pedestrian, Not For Blind Kids." ( turns packaging around to show this warning in big bold letters ) Huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Edwin MacPhisto 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Buckwheat is Dead. Ho-lee shit, that never fails to ruin me. Couldn't find it on Youtube or any of the like sites, unfortunately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Jesse Jackson reading "Green Eggs and Ham" is a classic. I also loved the Astronaut Jones skits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Best of the most hated cast members in recurring roles: "RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK RICK" Amy as the girl thats all hyper and Sanz as Rick. "OMG ya we went platium in Finland" Gemmi's Twin on MTV featuring Jimmy Fallon, Maya Rudolph, ??? Welcome to Wakefield featuring Maya, Jimmy, Sanz, ??? It''s Prince Show featuring Maya, Fred Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 And Barron can piss on this all he wants, but Brian Fellow's Safari Planet is great! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZGangsta 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 I always loved Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult. I know it's 'overexposed' these days, but I probably would have picked that as my favorite SNL skit even before "Needs more cowbell" became a pop culture phenomenon. My other favorite one is this sketch where they're doing a comercial for some artificial coffee crystal. The guy goes up to people in a restaurant and tells them that they're not drinking real coffee, but when he tells this to Chris Farley, he just snaps and starts killing everyone in the restauant. I almost died laughing when I saw that one the first time. Lazy Sunday gets 'best sketch in recent memory' from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 A couple classic skits I liked were this fake commercial where Dan Akroyd is narrating a car commercial where the car advertised's ride is so smooth, that you can circumsize a baby in the back seat. Then it proceeds to show the car making sharp turns and a rabbi trying to perform the cirumsision in the back seat. I also love Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute. Dan Akroyd has to be one of the most underrated SNL castmembers ever. He's a real comic's comic. It's too bad he hasn't done anything really funny in the last twenty or so years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 Oh my God- that Farley commercial is classic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 3.Burt Reynolds on Celebrity Jeopardy (overall, Celebrity Jeopardy was my fave recurring sketch) 2. Meyers as Jagger/Jagger as Richards 1.Macca on the Chris Farley Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 David Spade/Teri Hatcher in the Hollywood Minute where David is Teri and Teri is David. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 anything with Will Ferrell as Harry Carry Pranksters! the Walken/Meadows Census Taker skit Cowbell Schwetty Balls Inside the Actor's Studio, with Charles Nelson Riley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 22, 2006 2. Meyers as Jagger/Jagger as Richards Mick, you ignorant slut. Great moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMann2003 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 The job interview skit with Farrell and Pierce Brosnan- "Oh I am gonna straight up murder you?" Also- the skit where the TV morning show de-evloves into tribal cannibalism because the teleprompter breaks. Come on Barron lets just restart the thread for posting SNL transcripts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Of all-time? Bass-O-Matic and Chris Farley Chippendale seem to win the discussions I have most often. My two are lesser known: Dysfunctional Famil Feud from Farley-Sandler Era, followed by Ferrell Era, in which Mike Myers hosted "Questions from British Parliament". That Family Feud w/Christian Slater was hilarious. "Name something, besides clothes, that you find in the closet" "Spare Bibles?" "A gun. A loaded gun" "Yeah you don't have the guts!" "My father?" Yes! Hilarious. I've always leaned more towards their political stuff, though. Some of my personal favorites are the Bush/Dukakis debate between Carvey and Lovitz, Carter/Ford: "I was told there'd be no math", the Madeline Kahn epsiode with Akroyd as Nixon, the one where Hartman played as Reagan the Evil Mastermind, and pretty much anything with Hammond's Clinton (that never got old for me). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 23, 2006 2. Meyers as Jagger/Jagger as Richards Mick, you ignorant slut. Great moment fffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrickin anarchy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 While certainly not my favorite of all time, I still always think of this one when I'm asked to pick some off the top of my head: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spman 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw recording news reports of the death of Gerald Ford "Gerald Ford is dead today after being eaten by wolves, he was delicious" "Gerald Ford dead today of an overdose of crack cocaine" "Gerald Ford shot dead today by police after robbing a convenience store" "Gerald Ford is dead, and I'm gay" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwest27 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 All my favorites were said already, so I'll mention the SportsCenter one, with Ray Romano. "He gets happy-go-jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waflle! Sweet sassy molassey!" "Hey! Try not to shoot that puck up my pooper!" "I'll shoot the puck anywhere I want. And if that happens to be in your pooper, than so be it!" Stumanji! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted September 23, 2006 I like the one with Will at the dinner table with his wife and daughter, player by Sarah Michelle Gellar. Everyone just yells back and forth. "I drive a Dodge Stratus!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Felonies! Report post Posted September 23, 2006 Man, Downhome has a gif for every occasion, doesn't he. Guy just shits gifs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
