Mark Foley asks, "Do I make you a little horny?"

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Congressman Resigns Over E-Mails to Page

Florida Republicans to Meet Monday to Name Replacement

By LARRY MARGASAK, AP

 

WASHINGTON (Sept. 30) - A prominent House Republican has resigned after the revelation that he exchanged raunchy electronic messages with a teenage boy, a former congressional page.

 

Rep. Mark Foley, of Florida, who is single, apologized Friday for letting down his family and constituents. Once his resignation letter was read to the House late Friday afternoon, Republicans spent the night trying to explain - six weeks before congressional elections - how this could have happened on their watch.

 

Near midnight, they engineered a vote to let the House ethics committee decide whether an investigation is needed.

 

Among the Republican explanations during the night:

 

The congressional sponsor of the page, Republican Rep. Rodney Alexander, said he was asked by the youth's parents not to pursue the matter, so he dropped it. Pages are high school students who attend classes under congressional supervision and work as messengers.

 

 

Alexander said that before deciding to end his involvement, he passed on what he knew to the chairman of the House Republican campaign organization, Rep. Thomas Reynolds. Reynolds' spokesman, Carl Forti, said "We are not characterizing conversations that Congressman Reynolds may have had or may not have had with other members of Congress on that subject."

 

Republican Rep. John Shimkus, chairman of the Page Board that oversees the congressional work-study program for high schoolers, said he did investigate but Foley falsely assured him he was only mentoring the boy.

 

The spokesman for Speaker Dennis Hastert, Ron Bonjean, said the top House Republican had not known about the allegations. Shimkus said he learned about them in late 2005.

 

Just as Shimkus' explanation was released, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi proposed to the House that its ethics committee investigate and make a preliminary report in 10 days. She demanded to know who knew of the messages, whether Foley had other contacts with pages and when the Republican leadership was notified of Foley's conduct.

 

Instead, majority Republicans engineered a vote to allow the ethics panel to decide whether there should even be an investigation.

 

Foley's departure sent Republicans scrambling for a replacement candidate.

 

Foley, 52, had been a shoo-in for a new term until the e-mail correspondence surfaced in recent days. The page was 16 at the time of the correspondence.

 

Foley's resignation further complicates the political landscape for Republicans, who are fighting to retain control of Congress. Democrats need to win a net of 15 Republican seats to regain the power they lost in 1994.

 

 

Florida Republicans planned to meet as soon as Monday to name a replacement in Foley's district, which President George W. Bush won with 55 percent in 2004 and is now in play for November. Though Florida ballots have already been printed with Foley's name and cannot be changed, any votes for Foley will count toward the party's choice.

 

Hastert said Friday he had asked Shimkus to investigate the page system. "We want to make sure that all our pages are safe and the page system is safe," Hastert said.

 

ABC News reported Friday that Foley also engaged in a series of sexually explicit instant messages with current and former pages, all male. In one message, ABC said, Foley wrote to one page, "Do I make you a little horny?"

 

In another message, Foley wrote, "You in your boxers, too?

 

Well, strip down and get relaxed."

 

Foley, as chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus, had introduced legislation in July to protect children from exploitation by adults over the Internet. He also sponsored other legislation designed to protect minors from abuse and neglect.

 

"We track library books better than we do sexual predators," Foley has said.

 

Foley, who represented an area around Palm Beach County, e-mailed the page in August 2005. Foley asked him how he was doing after Hurricane Katrina and what he wanted for his birthday. The congressman also asked the boy to send a photo of himself, according to excerpts of the e-mails that were originally released by ABC News.

 

The e-mails were posted Friday on the Web site of Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington after ABC News reported their existence.

 

Naomi Seligman, a spokeswoman for CREW, said the group also sent a letter to the FBI after it received the e-mails. CREW did not post their copies of the e-mail until ABC News reported them, instead waiting for the investigation.

 

"The House of Representatives has an obligation to protect the teenagers who come to Congress to learn about the legislative process," the group wrote.

 

According to the CREW posting, the boy e-mailed a colleague in Alexander's office about Foley's e-mails, saying, "This freaked me out." On the request for a photo, the boy repeated the word "sick" 13 times.

 

He said Foley asked for his e-mail when the boy gave him a thank-you card. The boy also said Foley wrote that he had e-mailed another page.

 

"he's such a nice guy," Foley wrote about the other boy. "acts much older than his age...and hes in really great shape...i am just finished riding my bike on a 25 mile journey now heading to the gym...whats school like for you this year?"

 

In other e-mails, Foley wrote: "I am back in Florida now...its nice here...been raining today...it sounds like you will have some fun over the next few weeks...how old are you now?" and "how are you weathering the hurricane...are you safe...send me an email pic of you as well."

 

I can say without remorse that looking at Mark Foley only slightly makes me horny, but not near horny enough that I'd vote for him, but I don't live in Florida.

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Oh, and here's some excerpts from their instant message conversations. It's in .pdf.

foley_excerpts4.pdf

[Vampiro69 0]

Well, he's boned.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Well, he's boned.

Or at least wishes he had boned...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Oh man, they can't even try to fake having real family values this year.

[vivalaultra 0]

Since when is underage male on male seduction not a Republican family value? The ancient Greeks and Romans did it. Mark Foley's just carrying on the tradition of his political ancestors.

 

(I kid, I kid. I love Republicans, really...)

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your horny though

 

I'm offended by his poor grammar.

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FBI Examining Capitol Hill Page Scandal

House Speaker Asks Justice Dept. for Criminal Probe

By JOHN HEILPRIN, AP

 

WASHINGTON (Oct. 1) - The FBI is examining former Congressman Mark Foley 's e-mail exchanges with teenagers to determine if they violated federal law, an agency spokesman said.

 

FBI spokesman Richard Kolko said Sunday the FBI is "conducting an assessment to see if there's been a violation of federal law." He had no further comment.

 

Foley, a 52-year-old Florida Republican, quit Congress on Friday after the disclosure of the e-mails he sent to a former congressional page and sexually suggestive instant messages he sent to other high school pages.

 

Pages are high school students who serve as temporary messengers and assistants in the House of Representatives and the Senate.

 

House Speaker Dennis Hastert requested Sunday that the Justice Department conduct an investigation into Foley 's electronic messages to teenage boys - a lurid scandal that has put House Republicans in political peril.

 

"As Speaker of the House, I hereby request that the Department of Justice conduct an investigation of Mr. Foley 's conduct with current and former House pages to determine to what extent any of his actions violated federal law," Hastert, a Republican, wrote in a letter Sunday `to Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

 

The White House and Democratic leaders in Congress also called Sunday for a criminal probe. White House counselor Dan Bartlett called the allegations against Foley shocking. But he said President George W. Bush hadn't learned of Foley 's inappropriate e-mails to a 16-year-old boy and instant messages to other boys before the news broke last week.

 

"There is going to be, I'm sure, a criminal investigation into the particulars of this case," Bartlett said. "We need to make sure that the page system is one in which children come up here and can work and make sure that they are protected."

 

Congressional pages are a staple of Washington politics since the 1820s, but the program nearly ended in the early 1980s due to alleged sexual misconduct and drug use.

 

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid called the Foley case "repugnant, but equally as bad is the possibility that Republican leaders in the House of Representatives knew there was a problem and ignored it to preserve a congressional seat this election year."

 

Reid said the case should be handled outside Congress.

 

"Under laws that Congressman Foley helped write, soliciting sex from a minor online is a federal crime," Reid said. "The alleged crimes here are far outside the scope of any congressional committee, and the attorney general should open a full-scale investigation immediately."

 

The scandal comes as Republicans are working to keep control of both the House of Representatives and the Senate in the Nov. 7 congressional elections. They have held a majority for more than a decade.

 

In his letter to Gonzales on Sunday, Hastert asked the Justice Department to investigate "who had specific knowledge of the content of any sexually explicit communications between Mr. Foley and any former or current House pages and what actions such individuals took, if any, to provide them to law enforcement."

 

The scope of the investigation, Hastert wrote, should include "any and all individuals who may have been aware of this matter - be they members of Congress, employees of the House of Representatives or anyone outside the Congress."

 

Hastert also sent a letter to Florida Governor Jeb Bush on Sunday requesting that he "direct the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to conduct an investigation of Mr. Foley 's conduct with current and former House pages."

 

Hastert maintained at first that he had learned only last week about the e-mails. But Congressman Thomas Reynolds, head of the House Republican election effort, said Saturday he had told Hastert months ago about concerns Foley sent inappropriate messages to a teenage boy. Reynolds is under attack from Democrats who say he did too little to protect the boy.

 

Hastert acknowledged over the weekend that his aides had, in fact, referred the matter to the House clerk and to the congressman who was chairman of the board that oversees the page program. Hastert's office said, however, it had not known the e-mails were anything more than "over-friendly."

 

Majority Republicans engineered a House vote Friday that refers the Foley matter to the House ethics committee, but lets that panel decide whether there should even be an investigation.

 

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, the House Democratic leader, pressed the committee on Sunday to begin investigating and make a preliminary report within 10 days. She demanded to know who knew of the messages, whether Foley had other contacts with pages and when the Republican leadership was notified of Foley 's conduct.

 

"Republican leaders have admitted to knowing about Mr. Foley 's outrageous behavior for six months to a year, and they chose to cover it up rather than to protect these children," she wrote.

 

Republican leaders say it is their duty to ensure House pages' safety, and are now creating a telephone hot line for pages and their families to call to confidentially report any incidents. They also will consider adopting new rules on communications between lawmakers and pages. House Democrats said that was not enough.

 

Foley , who is single, was co-chairman of the Congressional Missing and Exploited Children's Caucus. In a statement Friday, he said, "I am deeply sorry and I apologize for letting down my family and the people of Florida I have had the privilege to represent."

 

 

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I don't see...how federal law was not violated.

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Drudgereport is now letting us all know that Foley is also an alcoholic and is checking himelf in rehab. What a downfall.

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If the Democrats don't manage to take back Congress this fall, they should just dissolve the party and be done with it.

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Maf54: do you really do it face down

Teen: ya

Maf54: kneeling

Teen: well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself

Maf54: where do you unload it

Teen: towel

Maf54: really

Maf54: completely naked?

Teen: well ya

Maf54: very nice

Teen: lol

Maf54: cute BUTT bouncing in the air

 

 

This does not bode well.

[snuffbox 0]

Maybe it was an ill-conceived attempt to secure the Church vote.

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Someone will kill him. I just feel it coming.

[Guest Felonies!]

I mean really, who "uses the bed itself"?

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Maf54: where do you unload it

[Slayer 0]

I mean really, who "uses the bed itself"?

[Slayer 0]

Well, it's kind of a bed anyways...

[vivalaultra 0]

I mean...I've used a pillow...and maybe a stuffed gorilla once or twice...but never a bed. I sleep on a couch, anyway.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

The following transcript is alleged to be a chat between US Rep. Mark Foley and an unnamed congressional page, aged 16. Foley's screenname for the chat is Maf54; the screenname of the page is redacted.

 

Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey Auto response from

 

[redacted screenname] (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food...brb

 

Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok

 

Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging

 

[redacted screenname] (7:31:51 PM): boo

 

Maf54 (7:32:13 PM): bo dude

 

[redacted screenname] (7:32:17 PM): lol

 

[redacted screenname] (7:32:26 PM): whered ya go this afternoon

 

Maf54 (7:33:39 PM): i am in pensecola...had to catch a plane

 

[redacted screenname] (7:33:47 PM): oh well thats fun

 

Maf54 (7:34:04 PM): indeed

 

[redacted screenname] (7:34:14 PM): what are you doing in pensecola

 

Maf54 (7:34:21 PM): now in my hotel room

 

[redacted screenname] (7:34:39 PM): well ..like why did you go there

 

Maf54 (7:35:02 PM): for the campaign

 

[redacted screenname] (7:35:29 PM): have you officialy announced yt

 

Maf54 (7:35:45 PM): not yet

 

[redacted screenname] (7:36:06 PM): cool cool...

 

Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing

 

[redacted screenname] (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore

 

[redacted screenname] (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore

 

Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what

 

[redacted screenname] (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what

 

[redacted screenname] (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing...im sore from waltzing

 

Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good

 

Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage

 

Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM.

 

Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM.

 

[redacted screenname] (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off?

 

Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have

 

[redacted screenname] (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice

 

Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that

 

Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running

 

[redacted screenname] (7:42:38 PM): haha...they arent great

 

[redacted screenname] (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning

 

[redacted screenname] (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running....3 days lifting

 

[redacted screenname] (7:43:11 PM): every week

 

[redacted screenname] (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march

 

Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture

 

[redacted screenname] (7:43:32 PM): oh lol...sorry

 

Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice

 

Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then

 

[redacted screenname] (7:44:01 PM): haha...hopefully

 

Maf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be

 

Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:07 PM): oh ok

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:11 PM): have fun campaigning

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:17 PM): or however you spell it

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:18 PM): lol

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:25 PM): ill see ya in a couple of weeks

 

Maf54 (7:46:33 PM): did any girl give you a haand job this weekend

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:38 PM): lol no

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:40 PM): im single right now

 

[redacted screenname] (7:46:57 PM): my last gf and i broke up a few weeks agi

 

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): are you

 

Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

 

[redacted screenname] (7:47:29 PM): lol...a bit

 

Maf54 (7:48:00 PM): did you spank it this weekend yourself

 

[redacted screenname] (7:48:04 PM): no

 

[redacted screenname] (7:48:16 PM): been too tired and too busy

 

Maf54 (7:48:33 PM): wow...

 

Maf54 (7:48:34 PM): i am never to busy haha

 

[redacted screenname] (7:48:51 PM): haha

 

Maf54 (7:50:02 PM): or tired..helps me sleep

 

[redacted screenname] (7:50:15 PM): thats true

 

[redacted screenname] (7:50:36 PM): havent been having a problem with sleep though.. i just walk in the door and collapse well at least this weekend

 

Maf54 (7:50:56 PM): i am sure

 

[redacted screenname] (7:50:57 PM): i dont do it very often normally though

 

Maf54 (7:51:11 PM): why not

 

Maf54 (7:51:22 PM): at your age seems like it would be daily

 

[redacted screenname] (7:51:57 PM): not me

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:01 PM): im not a horn dog

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:07 PM): maybe 2 or 3 times a week

 

Maf54 (7:52:20 PM): thats a good number

 

Maf54 (7:52:27 PM): in the shower

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:36 PM): actually usually i dont do it in the shower

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:42 PM): just cause i shower in the morning

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:47 PM): and quickly

 

Maf54 (7:52:50 PM): in the bed

 

[redacted screenname] (7:52:59 PM): i get up at 530 and am outta the house by 610

 

[redacted screenname] (7:53:03 PM): eh ya

 

Maf54 (7:53:24 PM): on your back

 

[redacted screenname] (7:53:30 PM): no face down

 

Maf54 (7:53:32 PM): love details

 

[redacted screenname] (7:53:34 PM): lol

 

[redacted screenname] (7:53:36 PM): i see that

 

[redacted screenname] (7:53:37 PM): lol

 

Maf54 (7:53:39 PM): really

 

Maf54 (7:53:54 PM): do you really do it face down

 

[redacted screenname] (7:54:03 PM): ya

 

Maf54 (7:54:13 PM): kneeling

 

[redacted screenname] (7:54:31 PM): well i dont use my hand...i use the bed itself

 

Maf54 (7:54:31 PM): where do you unload it

 

[redacted screenname] (7:54:36 PM): towel

 

Maf54 (7:54:43 PM): really

 

Maf54 (7:55:02 PM): completely naked?

 

[redacted screenname] (7:55:12 PM): well ya

 

Maf54 (7:55:21 PM): very nice

 

[redacted screenname] (7:55:24 PM): lol

 

Maf54 (7:55:51 PM): cute BUTT bouncing in the air

 

[redacted screenname] (7:56:00 PM): haha

 

[redacted screenname] (7:56:05 PM): well ive never watched myslef

 

[redacted screenname] (7:56:08 PM): but ya i guess

 

Maf54 (7:56:18 PM): i am sure not

 

Maf54 (7:56:22 PM): hmmm

 

Maf54 (7:56:30 PM): great visual

 

Maf54 (7:56:39 PM): i may try that

 

[redacted screenname] (7:56:43 PM): it works

 

Maf54 (7:56:51 PM): hmm

 

Maf54 (7:56:57 PM): sound inetersting

 

Maf54 (7:57:05 PM): i always use lotion and the hand

 

Maf54 (7:57:10 PM): but who knows

 

[redacted screenname] (7:57:24 PM): i dont use lotion...takes too much time to clean up

 

[redacted screenname] (7:57:37 PM): with a towel you can just wipe off....and go

 

Maf54 (7:57:38 PM): lol

 

Maf54 (7:57:45 PM): where do you throw the towel

 

[redacted screenname] (7:57:48 PM): but you cant work it too hard....or its not good

 

[redacted screenname] (7:57:51 PM): in the laundry

 

Maf54 (7:58:16 PM): just kinda slow rubbing

 

[redacted screenname] (7:58:23 PM): ya....

 

[redacted screenname] (7:58:32 PM): or youll rub yourslef raw

 

Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

 

[redacted screenname] (7:58:40 PM): cause the towell isnt very soft

 

Maf54 (7:58:44 PM): i bet..taht would hurt

 

[redacted screenname] (7:58:50 PM): but you cn find something softer than a towell i guess

 

Maf54 (7:58:59 PM): but it must feel great spirting on the towel

 

[redacted screenname] (7:59:06 PM): ya

 

Maf54 (7:59:29 PM): wow

 

Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing

 

[redacted screenname] (7:59:54 PM): eh growing

 

Maf54 (8:00:00 PM): hmm

 

Maf54 (8:00:12 PM): so you got a stiff one now

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:19 PM): not that fast

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:20 PM): hey

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich

 

Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:40 PM): fetish**

 

Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like

 

Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

 

Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours

 

[redacted screenname] (8:01:09 PM): its kinda weird

 

[redacted screenname] (8:01:14 PM): lol

 

Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock

 

[redacted screenname] (8:01:23 PM): i have a cast fetish

 

Maf54 (8:01:27 PM): well tell me

 

Maf54 (8:01:32 PM): cast

 

[redacted screenname] (8:01:44 PM): ya like...plaster cast

 

Maf54 (8:01:49 PM): ok..so what happens

 

Maf54 (8:01:58 PM): how does that turn you in

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:02 PM): i dont know

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:04 PM): it just does

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:08 PM): ive never had one

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:16 PM): but people that have them turn me on

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:27 PM): and if i had one it would probably turn me on

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:29 PM): beats me

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:32 PM): its kinda weird

 

[redacted screenname] (8:02:50 PM): but along with that i like the whole catholic girl look....thats our schools uniform

 

Maf54 (8:03:02 PM): ha thats wild

 

[redacted screenname] (8:03:14 PM): ya but now im hard

 

Maf54 (8:03:32 PM): me 2

 

Maf54 (8:03:42 PM): cast got you going

 

Maf54 (8:03:47 PM): what you wearing

 

[redacted screenname] (8:04:04 PM): normal clothes

 

[redacted screenname] (8:04:09 PM): tshirt and shorts

 

Maf54 (8:04:17 PM): um so a big buldge

 

[redacted screenname] (8:04:35 PM): ya

 

Maf54 (8:04:45 PM): um

 

Maf54 (8:04:58 PM): love to slip them off of you

 

[redacted screenname] (8:05:08 PM): haha

 

Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake

 

Maf54 (8:06:13 PM): grab

 

[redacted screenname] (8:06:53 PM): not tonight...dont get to excited

 

Maf54 (8:07:12 PM): well your hard

 

[redacted screenname] (8:07:45 PM): that is true

 

Maf54 (8:08:03 PM): and a little horny

 

[redacted screenname] (8:08:11 PM): and also tru

 

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

 

[redacted screenname] (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

 

Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again

 

[redacted screenname] (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2

 

Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

 

[redacted screenname] (8:09:38 PM): lol

 

Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

 

[redacted screenname] (8:10:00 PM): thank you

 

Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

 

[redacted screenname] (8:10:28 PM): ya

 

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

 

[redacted screenname] (8:10:54 PM): brb...my mom is yelling

 

Maf54 (8:11:06 PM): ok

 

[redacted screenname] (8:14:02 PM): back

 

Maf54 (8:14:37 PM): cool hope se didnt see any thing

 

[redacted screenname] (8:14:54 PM): no no

 

[redacted screenname] (8:14:59 PM): she is computer dumb though

 

[redacted screenname] (8:15:01 PM): it makes me so mad

 

Maf54 (8:15:04 PM): good

 

Maf54 (8:15:08 PM): haha

 

Maf54 (8:15:11

 

PM): why

 

[redacted screenname] (8:15:23 PM): cause she cant do anything

 

Maf54 (8:15:31 PM): oh well

 

[redacted screenname] (8:15:41 PM): she couldnt figure out how to download a file from an email and open it

 

Maf54 (8:15:53 PM): haha

 

[redacted screenname] (8:16:14 PM): and she only does it like a million times a day

 

[redacted screenname] (8:16:16 PM): oh well

 

[redacted screenname] (8:16:18 PM): whatever

 

[redacted screenname] (8:16:53 PM): well i better go finish my hw...i just found out from a friend that i have to finish reading and notating a book for AP english

 

Maf54 signed off at 8:17:43 PM.

[Guest Felonies!]

Hot stuff. Can't get enough.

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Maf54 (7:58:37 PM): well I have aa totally stiff wood now

 

Maf54 (8:05:53 PM): and gram the one eyed snake

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:32 PM): so you have a fetich

 

Maf54 (8:00:32 PM): hey what

 

[redacted screenname] (8:00:40 PM): fetish**

 

Maf54 (8:00:43 PM): like

 

Maf54 (8:00:53 PM): i like steamroom

 

Maf54 (8:01:04 PM): whats yours

[vivalaultra 0]

Oh, so no Democrats like steamroom?

[Special K 0]

Family love Michael!

[Slayer 0]

Family love

There's some of that involved somewhere too

[Guest Felonies!]

Take a look at banner, vivalaultra!

[Gary Floyd 0]

I originally read that as Mick Foley. Glad it's not Mick.

[BorneAgain 0]

I originally read that as Mick Foley. Glad it's not Mick.

You're not the only one

[SuperJerk 0]

Sean Hannity said this was just like the Lewinsky Scandal because Monica was a teenage intern, similar to the boys Foley was trying to pick up on.

[snuffbox 0]

"Whats wrong with Sean Hannity?"

-JustPassinBy

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Yeah, other than that whole soliciting a minor thing.