Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Maybe, but there's FAR less techno in my idea of fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted October 13, 2002 most of the raves i have been too had multiple rooms with only certain areas pumping out crappy rave music. most of the time i was fried out of my mind and didn't notice anyway. if i still dropped, i would mos def go to a rave with kotz. unfortunately, i have to become a model citizen for today's youh and not admit to any past illegal activity. oh, and kotz, glow sticks are so ghey! dear kinetic, If you could watch only one wrestling match, which one would it be If you could only listen to one album, what would it be? If the sun refused to shine, would you mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Kinetic--What else is on that tape GH sent you? Is this the comp tape you won a month or so ago? It is that tape and here's what I've gotten to thus far: British Bulldog v. Bret Hart--SummerSlam Bret & Owen Hart v. Steiner Brothers Shawn Michaels v. Razor Ramon (ladder)--WrestleMania X Steve Austin v. Bret Hart--Survivor Series Steve Austin v. Bret Hart--WrestleMania XIII Owen Hart v. British Bulldog--European Title tournament final Steve Austin & Shawn Michaels v. British Bulldog & Owen Hart The Hart Foundation v. Team Austin--Canadian Stampede Owen Hart v. Steve Austin--SummerSlam The Rock v. Triple H (ladder)--SummerSlam There's a bit more, too. So, yeah...it's a great tape. !!! Dear Kinetic, How do I motivate myself to write a damn column, preferrably a good one so I can win a goodhelmet compilation tape? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 13, 2002 dear kinetic, If you could watch only one wrestling match, which one would it be If you could only listen to one album, what would it be? If the sun refused to shine, would you mind? Hard to say. I'm a big fan of Steve Austin's WWF stuff, especially before the neck injury, so it would probably be something from that period. Austin-Hart from WM XIII ownz. Again, it's difficult to choose. It would most likely be Bob Dylan's Blonde on Blonde for two reasons: 1) It's fantastic, and 2) It's pretty long. You'd want something with a lot of depth, seeing as that's all you can listen to. That said, I'd probably grow to resent the album and then kill myself. Probably not. I don't spend a lot of time outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2002 Have you ever been a fan of any kind of heavy music? I ask "have you ever" because I doubt you are now... Where did you get the idea to call yourself "kinetic"? It sounds like a cool name, but I'm guessing that it would be cooler if there was some reasoning behind it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Have you ever been a fan of any kind of heavy music? I ask "have you ever" because I doubt you are now... Where did you get the idea to call yourself "kinetic"? It sounds like a cool name, but I'm guessing that it would be cooler if there was some reasoning behind it... Whoa! I resent that accusation, you presumptuous nitwit! I listen to all sorts of hard-driving, bone-crunching, corpse-flogging heavy music. Like ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead. And, uh...Slayer. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'm also a huge fan of Necrobucket. Especially their early stuff. I shouldn't even be forced to answer a question like this. I'm Metal Ed! You don't start a Dave Matthews thread and then question my metal credentials, buddy. My screen name was inspired by a Radiohead b-side entitled "Kinetic," believe it or not. No story behind it other than that. I could just as easily be "Faithless the Wonderboy." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Am I supposed to feel insulted? I'm not sure of the seriousness of your comments. I can't tell to be honest. Besides, DMB is just a radical change from what I regularly listen to. I resent that comment, along with the fact that I am not a presumptuous nitwit. I always thought Metal Ed was everything that you weren't. Ah well. On a side note, how do you get laid if you don't go outside very much? Unless you don't than never mind.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marshall Report post Posted October 15, 2002 What think my sig man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Dear Kinetic, I don't want to sound like one of those whiny bitches that always complains about stuff when it doesn't happen right away, but why haven't you answered me question yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Am I supposed to feel insulted? I'm not sure of the seriousness of your comments. I can't tell to be honest. Besides, DMB is just a radical change from what I regularly listen to. I resent that comment, along with the fact that I am not a presumptuous nitwit. I always thought Metal Ed was everything that you weren't. Ah well. On a side note, how do you get laid if you don't go outside very much? Unless you don't than never mind.... I would prefer it if you felt insulted, actually. For the record, I was being completely sincere in my comments, you contemptuous nitwit! Look at all those exclamation points! It was less a post than a passionate declaration. And forgive me for not knowing that you're a fan of skull-cracking, hair-thrusting, box-rocking metal music. Those seven posts and the Bret Favre sig pic should have been a dead giveaway. I don't get laid as often as I'd like, admittedly. But it does happen and when it does, it usually happens indoors. When I said that I don't go outside often, I meant that I don't hike or rock climb or anything like that. My exposure to the sun is usually limited to the walk to and from my car. I do, however, leave my house quite often to visit other structures that I have some sort of interest in. I'd actually like to apologize for being a little rude to you. It's just that the "no hard music" accusation caught me off-guard, and your woeful lack of establishment made it necessary for me to teach you a lesson. That lesson, of course, is that no one is more established than Kinetic and you shouldn't insult me in my own thread. Thank you for your time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Why don't you eat more? I'm jealous that you're skinnier than me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kinetic has an eating disorder, duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Dear Kinetic, How do I motivate myself to write a damn column, preferrably a good one so I can win a goodhelmet compilation tape? You're asking the wrong guy, as my lack of content-bringing is notorious around these parts. Whenever I do manage to write something, it's just out of boredom and frustration and a sense of obligation. Or luck. My award-winning Britney Spears article came about simply because I read a piece in PEOPLE about her and decided to mock it. Simple as that. But if you really need motivation, I suggest alcohol. It loosens you up and makes you a lot funnier, although it could adversely affect your typing. Happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Write about a crappy video game. There's lots to mock there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Why don't you eat more? I'm jealous that you're skinnier than me. It's genetics. I eat three meals a day, usually including one at McDonald's because I work there. That food makes everyone in the world fat except me because I'm doomed to be painfully thin for the rest of my life. It's my cross to bear. Oh, and I smoke a pack a day, so that might be a contributing factor. All I know is that I'm thin, my brother's thin, and my sister's thin. We've always been that way and eating more or less has nothing to do with it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit up a Hot Pocket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kinetic--Have you ever used Nair to remove unwanted body hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Kinetic--Have you ever used Nair to remove unwanted body hair? I can't say that I have. I've never shaved my legs, but I have attempted to do a bit of, uh, male grooming. It's a lot more difficult than I suspected and I ran into a couple of problems: 1.) Where do I put the hair after I cut it?, and 2.) Horrible, horrible irritation. I literally had trouble sitting still for the first few days after the first time I did it. I'm determined not to "go buffalo," however, so I've persevered and made tremendous strides in that area. I occupy a lot of time that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Damn, I certainly hope you AND Incandenza aren't smokers, or we will have to go to DC with the top down after all. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I refuse to do anything with smokers. Quit now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I guess I win Kinetic and myself's little unspoken contest then? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I don't smoke, Kotz, so no worries there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I'm quitting as soon as I leave Abilene, so don't go proclaiming yourself victorious just yet. This will be my fourth attempt at quitting, though, so it's anyone's guess as to whether it will work out. I've got patches and self-discipline. I can make it work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evenflowDDT Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I think Kinetic can quit. Heck, if my mom, who smoked for like twenty years, could quit cold turkey (albeit becoming MUCH more hostile for a year), anyone can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit up a Hot Pocket. Uh... doing that sort of thing regularly isn't the best of ideas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go vomit up a Hot Pocket. Uh... doing that sort of thing regularly isn't the best of ideas. I think you might be on to something there. I've actually only forced myself to vomit once and that was because I was drunk and felt like it was going to happen anyway. It didn't work for awhile and I nearly swallowed my hand. Not a great experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I would prefer it if you felt insulted, actually. For the record, I was being completely sincere in my comments, you contemptuous nitwit! Look at all those exclamation points! It was less a post than a passionate declaration. And forgive me for not knowing that you're a fan of skull-cracking, hair-thrusting, box-rocking metal music. Those seven posts and the Bret Favre sig pic should have been a dead giveaway. I don't get laid as often as I'd like, admittedly. But it does happen and when it does, it usually happens indoors. When I said that I don't go outside often, I meant that I don't hike or rock climb or anything like that. My exposure to the sun is usually limited to the walk to and from my car. I do, however, leave my house quite often to visit other structures that I have some sort of interest in. I'd actually like to apologize for being a little rude to you. It's just that the "no hard music" accusation caught me off-guard, and your woeful lack of establishment made it necessary for me to teach you a lesson. That lesson, of course, is that no one is more established than Kinetic and you shouldn't insult me in my own thread. Thank you for your time. I always thought that skull cracking, hair thrusting, box rocking metal was that crap like Def Leppard or Lynard Skynard or some shit like that. We all have seven posts sometime in our stay here, and please tell me what your favourite NFL team is so I can quietly deconstruct them, and explain why Brett Favre probably owns them and than some. As an aside, Green Bay isn't even my favourite team(2nd), Buffalo is(Much heartbreak there). I was actually thinking of putting a Jim Kelly lithograph there, haha, but godd sense prevailed. Makes sense I suppose. I don't know anyone who's into hiking, camping, and the whole outdoor adventure thing. I thought you meant that you weren't very sociable, like people who die from too much PC games, hehe. My bad. I didn't think I insulted you, I just made what I thought was an honest assessment. Just miscommunication I suppose. In keeping with the theme of the thread, what is your favourite NFL team? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 In keeping with the theme of the thread, what is your favourite NFL team? That would be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. So while Favre has definitely had some success against them--more than I'd like, frankly--I wouldn't go so far as to say that he OWNZ them. We'll get the chance to find out who has the better team in November when they play each other. I anticipate a number of altercations with Packers fans like Kotz, so go ahead and jump on that team. Kinetic'll take you all on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I'm hoping for Drew to take the Bills to the Super Bowl. Suffice it to say, I will be waiting awhile... The Bucs and The Dolphins are in on the biggest joke in the league, as they provide their fans with hope throughout the beginning of the year, posting records like 5-1, or what have you. They use their quick defense to outhustle other teams. Problem? Their quick defense is also a SMALL defense, and they get worn down by the end of the year, fall to 10-6, MAYBE 11-5, and eventually get knocked out of the first or second round. Miami has a trend of squeaking out a close victory in the opening round that gives people a heart attack, than getting the Godawful shit kicked out of them in Round Two. It's like a scientific law or something, I swear it's been happening the past four years, except for last, when they just got the shit kicked out of them in the first round. Ahh well, the Bucs still suck all across the board, and are just lucky to have had some soft competition... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 15, 2002 At least the Dolphins (and Bucs) *have* a defense... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I forgot to add the Buccaneers, simply because they were the lovable losers, and they have nice uniforms. I really have no favorite teams, it's just that I watched the Steelers, Bills and Jets the most because of where I've lived. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
