kkk Bowl IV: Week 13

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Deadline has come and gone.

[Hawk 34]

I hate Atlanta. 13 weeks and I'm fairly sure that this is the 8th time they will play a key part in my losing, if Dallas doesn't give me the pts after Seattle takes care of Denver for me.

[Lightning Flik]

Well, there goes my winning streak. Bye-bye playoff hopes. It was fun trying.

[CanadianChris]

Whoa, two wins in a row!

 

If things shake down well in the night games, I may still have a shot at the division.

[Guest]

I lost, but it would be very hard for me to miss the playoffs.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

Number 1 team in the AFC, baby! Now if only the Jags had the same record I did...

[Hawk 34]

Looks like a 6-10 season for me now. However, I still could easily take a shot at winning this putrid division.

[alfdogg]

Wow.

 

Fuck you, Denver.

[alfdogg]

And of course, I nail the fuckin' tiebreaker, and it doesn't factor in.

[Vern Gagne]

Ten different.

[Fökai]

I lost by one point in the tiebreaker.

 

FUCK OAKLAND.

[Vern Gagne]

I think i've just three games via the tiebreaker.

 

This week the tiebreaker would give me a win. So it even's out in the end.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

I think the only separating me and Linx for the second WC is his strength of victory is 2 points greater than mine.

[sfaJack]

Wow.

 

Fuck you, Denver.

*exhales*

 

Jesus Christ...by the hair of my chinny chin chin again.

[starvenger]

Pulled off another one. Now that I've guaranteed myself at least a .500 finish, it's time to shoot for the playoffs...

[HarleyQuinn]

Pulled off a win thanks to Seattle's comeback *wipes sweat off brow* whew...

[USC Wuz Robbed!]

I lose to tampon muncher. Oh well. I didn't even think I picked Minnesota to begin with anyways.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

One note:

 

Just won/loss records are updated. PFs, PAs, Division/Conference records will be done later in the week.

 

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 6-5-1 < PF: 81, PA: 73, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 1-4 >

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 6-6 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 3-1 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 6-6 < PF: 78, PA: 77, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-2 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 3-9 < PF: 79, PA: 91, AFC: 2-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-1 >

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 9-3 < PF: 84, PA: 79, AFC: 7-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 3-1 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-4-1 < PF: 81, PA: 78, AFC: 5-3-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-1-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-6-1 < PF: 72, PA: 85, AFC: 4-3-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-2 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 4-7-1 < PF: 80, PA: 87, AFC: 2-5-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-3-1 >

 

AFC SOUTH

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 9-3 < PF: 84, PA: 76, AFC: 6-2, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 3-1 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 7-5 < PF: 86, PA: 82, AFC: 3-5, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 2-2 >

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 7-5 < PF: 92, PA: 79, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-2 >

Houston Texans (Bored) 5-7 < PF: 82, PA: 85, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 1-3 >

 

AFC WEST

Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 7-5 < PF: 82, PA: 81, AFC: 4-4, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-2 >

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 6-6 < PF: 83, PA: 80, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 4-1 >

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-6 < PF: 79, PA: 83, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-3 >

San Diego Chargers (Porter) 5-7 < PF: 78, PA: 90, AFC: 4-6, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-3 >

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 6-5-1 < PF: 86, PA: 88, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-2-1, DIV: 3-0 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 5-7 < PF: 74, PA: 80, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 5-3, DIV: 1-3 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 86, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-2 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 4-8 < PF: 82, PA: 86, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 3-5, DIV: 2-2 >

 

NFC NORTH

Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 9-3 < PF: 91, PA: 81, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 7-1, DIV: 2-1 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 7-5 < PF: 76, PA: 79, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 3-0 >

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 7-5 < PF: 84, PA: 81, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-2 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 4-8 < PF: 76, PA: 85, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-7, DIV: 0-4 >

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 9-3 < PF: 97, PA: 82, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 6-2, DIV: 4-0 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 8-4 < PF: 88, PA: 78, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 3-2 >

New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 5-6-1 < PF: 85, PA: 79, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-4-1, DIV: 1-4 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-8 < PF: 84, PA: 83, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-6, DIV: 1-3 >

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 6-6 < PF: 86, PA: 78, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 5-5, DIV: 3-1 >

Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya) 5-7 < PF: 84, PA: 88, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 3-1 >

San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 4-8 < PF: 70, PA: 76, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 4-4, DIV: 3-1 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 4-8 < PF: 88, PA: 88, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-6 >

Edited December 7, 2006 by kkktookmybabyaway

[CanadianGuitarist]

Fuck, I was riding high a month ago after crawling my way back to 500..

 

How'd the interview go, kkk?

[kkktookmybabyaway]

Didn't get the job, but I really didn't care for what I saw either. It was more of a "tune-up" for, hopefully, future interviews with places I'd actually give a shit about. When I got the inadvertent "overqualified" line and then got asked, "do you have any questions?" I went to town. It's fun when you ask an interviewer something they can't answer and spend several minutes stumbling about looking to say something other than "um."