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kkk Bowl IV: Week 14

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Looks like a big win by the Niners will put me in a three-way tie for the AFC West lead.

 

What? You do see the scoreboard, right?

 

edit: And on that note, looks like I sweep Chris and move a game behind the leader.

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Looks like a big win by the Niners will put me in a three-way tie for the AFC West lead.

 

What? You do see the scoreboard, right?

 

edit: And on that note, looks like I sweep Chris and move a game behind the leader.

You DID see when I posted that, right?

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Dammit. If I'd stuck with my original pick of Baltimore that I was planning on going with all week and got talked out of, I would've won via tiebreaker.

 

Oh well, still only a game back. I'm not relinquishing my fourth straight divisional title that easily.

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Only game undecided is NO at DAL. Only thing updated in the standings is won/loss records. Some notes from each division can be found below, too.

 

AFC EAST

Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 7-6 < PF: 99, PA: 93, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 4-1 >

New England Patriots (nl-asshole) 6-6-1 < PF: 89, PA: 83, AFC: 2-6-1, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 1-5 >

New York Jets (Gert T) 6-7 < PF: 87, PA: 89, AFC: 5-5, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 1-3 >

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 4-9 < PF: 89, PA: 99, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-1 >

 

The Wild Card could be decided by the East; Buffalo and New England have yet to play the 7-6 Titans. Three of Gert's last four games are against the NFC East. With the Bills and the Jets still on his schedule, Spiff has a chance to play spoiler.

 

AFC NORTH

Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 10-3 < PF: 90, PA: 85, AFC: 8-2, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 4-1 >

Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 7-5-1 < PF: 87, PA: 84, AFC: 5-4-1, NFC: 2-1, DIV: 1-2-1 >

Cincinnati Bengals (Teke) 5-7-1 < PF: 81, PA: 97, AFC: 4-4-1, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 3-2 >

Baltimore Ravens (King PK) 5-7-1 < PF: 89, PA: 93, AFC: 3-5-1, NFC: 2-2, DIV: 0-3-1 >

 

With this week's win against the Steelers, the North is Jack's to lose. Kahran is still in the Wild Card hunt. Both Teke and PK can play spoiler; all of their games are against teams in playoff contention.

 

AFC SOUTH

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 10-3 < PF: 94, PA: 81, AFC: 7-2, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 4-1 >

Indianapolis Colts (Prime Time Andrew Doyle) 7-6 < PF: 97, PA: 89, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-3 >

Tennessee Titans (Cuban Linx) 7-6 < PF: 93, PA: 94, AFC: 3-6, NFC: 4-0, DIV: 2-3 >

Houston Texans (Bored) 6-7 < PF: 94, PA: 92, AFC: 5-4, NFC: 1-3, DIV: 2-3 >

 

APO is in good shape. Doyle and Linx split their season series. Bored plays contending teams for the rest of the season.

 

AFC WEST

Oakland Raiders (Smues) 7-6 < PF: 95, PA: 89, AFC: 6-4, NFC: 1-2, DIV: 4-1 >

Kansas City Chiefs (Alfdogg) 7-6 < PF: 88, PA: 90, AFC: 4-5, NFC: 3-1, DIV: 2-2 >

San Diego Chargers (Porter) 6-7 < PF: 89, PA: 100, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-3 >

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 6-7 < PF: 89, PA: 94, AFC: 5-6, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 2-4 >

 

This division is still too close to call, although Smues has the best divisional record.

 

NFC EAST

Philadelphia Eagles (Harley Quinn) 6-6-1 < PF: 93, PA: 98, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 5-3-1, DIV: 3-1 >

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 6-7 < PF: 84, PA: 87, AFC: 0-4, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 2-3 >

New York Giants (Cartman) 5-8 < PF: 94, PA: 94, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 4-5, DIV: 2-2 >

Dallas Cowboys (Hawk 34) 5-8 < PF: 89, PA: 92, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 3-2 >

 

Cartman and Hawk are pretty much out of it, although both play Harley one more time this year. Washington and Philly split the regular season series, but Quinn's 3-1 divisional record is better than Fly's 2-3 showing.

 

NFC NORTH

Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 9-4 < PF: 99, PA: 90, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 2-2 >

Minnesota Vikings (Danville Wrestling) 8-5 < PF: 93, PA: 89, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 3-2 >

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 7-6 < PF: 81, PA: 89, AFC: 1-3, NFC: 6-3, DIV: 3-0 >

Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 4-9 < PF: 84, PA: 95, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 1-8, DIV: 0-4 >

 

Games yet to be played: Detroit @ Green Bay, Minnesota @ Green Bay, Chicago against Detroit and Green Bay

 

NFC SOUTH

Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 10-3 < PF: 108, PA: 92, AFC: 3-1, NFC: 7-2, DIV: 5-0 >

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 8-5 < PF: 98, PA: 89, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 7-3, DIV: 3-3 >

New Orleans Saints (Cena’s Writer) 5-7-1 < PF: 91, PA: 86, AFC: 2-2, NFC: 3-5-1, DIV: 1-4 >

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 4-9 < PF: 92, PA: 95, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 3-7, DIV: 1-3 >

 

909 is in solid control. Starvenger is in the middle of the Wild Card hunt. Cena needs help; fazzle could squash Cena's postseason dreams, along with Kahran's.

 

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 7-6 < PF: 98, PA: 87, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 6-5, DIV: 4-1 >

San Francisco 49ers (Lightning Flik) 5-8 < PF: 80, PA: 81, AFC: 0-3, NFC: 5-4, DIV: 3-1 >

Seattle Seahawks (C Dubya) 5-8 < PF: 93, PA: 100, AFC: 1-2, NFC: 4-6, DIV: 3-2 >

St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 5-8 < PF: 98, PA: 96, AFC: 3-0, NFC: 2-8, DIV: 0-6 >

 

Vern's got a two-game lead, but Flik can split the season series with a win in Week 16. Seattle split their series with Arizona. St. Louis has a winless record against divisional opponents.

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One more win might give me the wild card, but with my divisional record, I probably need two.

 

One more win gives 909 the division, and I think he's got at least a wild card. Props to 909.

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One more win gives 909 the division, and I think he's got at least a wild card. Props to 909.

Thanks, I'm just trying to do what Michael Vick can't do.

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That win keeps me alive mathematically. KKK eluded to my poor divisional play. I'm probably the only one who analysed it so closely, but I'm leading the fucking division in points for, yet tied for last. My head hurts.

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I'm probably the only one who analysed it so closely, but I'm leading the fucking division in points for, yet tied for last. My head hurts.

 

Your record in games decided by one point or TB score is 2-5. You're also tied with C Dubya in your division in PA totals.

 

Fazzle's record is 2-6 in similar contests.

 

Porter, I just updated the W/L records; PFs, PAs and everything after that will be updated after the Monday Night game.

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