So, I can't cuss for a week...

[Man Who Sold The World]

Give me some good replacement words, so it can sound like I am cussing and bring hilarity to my crew! Hilarity, yes!

[Star Ocean 3]

Shut the front door!

[MarvinisaLunatic]

just cuss and put your money in the fucking jar like a man.

[Scroby]

Why can't you cuss for a week? Are you getting some pussy out of this?

[Man Who Sold The World]

I can't even talk about it for a week. I can't explain it, and I have to abide by the rules or actions will be taken! And yes, the almighty _P_ is on the line.

 

She's the nurse

[Black Lushus]

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

[In Credible]

Blatherinblatherskite.

[luke-o]

Is she going to be around you all the time? You could just not swear when your around her.

[Richard]

great googly moogly

[Wyld Cannon]

Nothing is better than "Great Ceasar's Ghost".

 

Maybe "Hot Pot of Coffee" is a close second.

[C Dubya 04]

Frick. Sugar. Runt. Itch. RocksuckingMotherRucker.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Sweet Zombie Jesus.

[luke-o]

I do like "Shut the front door!"

 

When my mates younger brother was born couple of years ago, he made up some swear words cause he couldnt swear round him. His favourite was "mother of pearl!"

[Guest Smues]

Holy macaroni!

[Open the Muggy Gate]

Nucking Futs

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Start talking like Ned Flanders.

[Guest netslob]

 

"Oh...Pussyfeathers!"

[dubq]

Sorry dude, no bitch is worth not swearing over. I'd say, "I'm Irish. Deal with it."

[Guest Felonies!]

Sorry dude, no bitch is worth not swearing over.

Look at those tits

I'd say, "I'm Irish. Deal with it."

I don't think he can get by with that one.

[Slayer]

Maybe he's one of those Black Irish

[Darthtiki]

Bugger and bloody are always classic, oh and if you want to make fun of the retarded, pudding works.

[Craig Th]

Wow, you're whipped before you even get pussy.

[Slayer]

Oof.

[CanadianGuitarist]

That Asian is worth it (I'm a little biased, as that's the only race I've yet to sleep with...and I'm expecting to find the Fountain of Youth first).

 

So, the French expression "Tabernacle" (pronounced, and most fun to say, 'Taaaaberrrrnaaaaaaaaack") will do the trick. Good luck on this week. I can't remember going longer than an hour.

[luke-o]

Im really bad for swearing. I tried to cut down on it for my new years resolution but it hasnt worked too well.

[Toshiaki Koala]

She's the nurse

 

Merlin's Beard, she's got some titties on her!

[Conspiracy_Victim]

Eh, the only time I have to be careful is when I'm about to drop an F-bomb around the family. That's the one word that doesn't really fly. Everything else is fair game.

[Toshiaki Koala]

I've never knowingly used the word "cunt" in the presence of one of my parents, but I hope to some day, preferably to my dad. I just feel like it's a one-time thing, and so far the right moment just hasn't come about.

[Guest Felonies!]

Eh, the only time I have to be careful is when I'm about to drop an F-bomb around the family. That's the one word that doesn't really fly. Everything else is fair game.

Oh, that ship sailed a long time ago for me.

[Guest Paul]

Wow, you're whipped before you even get pussy.

 

Mole owned you.

 

Black coffee no sugar no cream, that's the kinda girl...