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So, I can't cuss for a week...

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Why can't you cuss for a week? Are you getting some pussy out of this?

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Is she going to be around you all the time? You could just not swear when your around her.

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Nothing is better than "Great Ceasar's Ghost".

 

Maybe "Hot Pot of Coffee" is a close second.

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I do like "Shut the front door!"

 

When my mates younger brother was born couple of years ago, he made up some swear words cause he couldnt swear round him. His favourite was "mother of pearl!"

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Guest Felonies!
Sorry dude, no bitch is worth not swearing over.

Look at those tits

I'd say, "I'm Irish. Deal with it."

I don't think he can get by with that one.

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That Asian is worth it (I'm a little biased, as that's the only race I've yet to sleep with...and I'm expecting to find the Fountain of Youth first).

 

So, the French expression "Tabernacle" (pronounced, and most fun to say, 'Taaaaberrrrnaaaaaaaaack") will do the trick. Good luck on this week. I can't remember going longer than an hour.

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Im really bad for swearing. I tried to cut down on it for my new years resolution but it hasnt worked too well.

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I've never knowingly used the word "cunt" in the presence of one of my parents, but I hope to some day, preferably to my dad. I just feel like it's a one-time thing, and so far the right moment just hasn't come about.

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Guest Felonies!
Eh, the only time I have to be careful is when I'm about to drop an F-bomb around the family. That's the one word that doesn't really fly. Everything else is fair game.

Oh, that ship sailed a long time ago for me.

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Guest Paul
Wow, you're whipped before you even get pussy.

 

Mole owned you.

 

Black coffee no sugar no cream, that's the kinda girl...

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