The Niggardly King Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Can someone please try to explain to me how a movie about a 25 foot fucking crocodile can be marketed as a "OH MY GOD TRUE STORY SLASHER FLIM OVER 300 DEAD... THE MOST PROLIFIC SERIAL KILLER EVER!"? IT'S A 25 FUCKING FOOT CROCODILE!
UZI Suicide Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it.
Mik Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Wait, are you serious? This movie is about a crocodile? Fuckin' a.
Gary Floyd Posted January 9, 2007 Report Posted January 9, 2007 Eh, I'm going to wait for "Rogue", a killer croc flick from the director of "Wolf Creek."
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 10, 2007 Report Posted January 10, 2007 The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it. I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong. The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read. A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death.
UZI Suicide Posted January 10, 2007 Report Posted January 10, 2007 The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it. I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong. The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read. A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death. Fine. The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is in it.
Corey_Lazarus Posted January 10, 2007 Report Posted January 10, 2007 This movie has been marketed entirely wrong. It's marketed as a slasher/horror film. If, however, it was marketed as an action pic - which it really seems to be - then I might have SOME minute interest in seeing it. As is? Fuck it. It's like Papparazzi: sounds like a decent concept, but you know the execution is going to be 100% fucking horrible because of the cast and how it's marketed.
Ginger Snaps Posted January 10, 2007 Report Posted January 10, 2007 Eh, I'm going to wait for "Rogue", a killer croc flick from the director of "Wolf Creek." There is no way that movie won't be horrible.
The Niggardly King Posted January 10, 2007 Author Report Posted January 10, 2007 The scariest thing about this movie is the fact that Orlando Jones is the star of it. I thought Dominic Purcell of Prison Break fame is the star..I could be wrong. The Serial killer isn't the crocodile though, from what I've read. A news team is sent to South Africa to capture and bring home a legendary 25-foot crocodile. Their difficult task turns potentially deadly when a warlord targets them for death. There are no warlord's in South Africa... and the "serial killer" is actually the fucking crocodile.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 Wait, are you serious? This movie is about a crocodile? At least Lake Placid had a cussing Betty White.
theintensifier Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 What's up with the current trend of mass produced horror flicks? I saw this movie poster last night when I was coming out of the show, it looked interesting, with just the headline "most prolific serial killer ever".
In Credible Posted January 11, 2007 Report Posted January 11, 2007 I think its smarter to market it like that, I thought it looked cooler as a slasher film. Killer animals suck ass.
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