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I'm a riddle wrapped inside a mystery wrapped inside an enigma.

 

Translation: I don't know. I can't even explain what I was thinking when i wrote the above comments, the insults at least, because I was so filled with anger that my vision was blurred.

 

Look it up if you want to find the origin of that post, I don't have time for that shit.

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Matt's really reaching "screaming at the monitor" levels of annoying.

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Man this is like deja vu.

 

[bEYONCE]: Bass

[JAY-Z]: Uh

[bEYONCE]: Hi hat

[JAY-Z]: Uh

[bEYONCE]: 808

[JAY-Z]: Uh

[bEYONCE]: Jay

[JAY-Z]: Uh-huh

Ready?

Uh-huh

[beyonce]: Let's go get 'em

[JAY-Z]: Uh huh

C'mon

 

RAP VERSE 1 [JAY-Z]:

I used to run base like Juan Pierre

Now I run the bass hi hat and the snare

I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags

Now I bag B ([bEYONCE]: Boy you hurtin' that)

Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at

Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap

The audacity to have me whippin curtains back

Me and B, she about to sting

Stand back

 

VERSE 1 [bEYONCE]:

Baby...

Seems like everywhere I go

I see you...

From your eyes, your smile

It's like I breathe you...

Helplessy I reminisce

Don't want to...

Compare nobody to you

 

PRE-CHORUS [bEYONCE]:

Boy, I try to catch myself

But I'm out of control

Your sexiness is so appealing

I can't let it go

Oh

 

CHORUS:

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's...

Deja...

Vu

 

VERSE 2 [bEYONCE]:

Seeing...

Things that I know can't be

Am I dreaming...

When I saw you walking past me

Almost called...

Your name

Got a better glimpse

And then I looked...

Away

It's like I'm losing it

 

PRE-CHORUS [bEYONCE]:

Boy, I try to catch myself

But I'm out of control

Your sexiness is so appealing

I can't let it go

Oh...

 

CHORUS:

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

(Oh...)

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

(Whoa...)

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's...

Deja...

([JAY-Z]: Yes)

Vu

 

RAP VERSE 2 [JAY-Z]:

Hova's flow so unusual

Baby, girl you should already know

It's H-O, light up the strobe

'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my

Bounce, blow, blow

What's the difference

One, you take in vein

While the other you sniffin'

It's still dough

Po-po try to convict him

That's a no-go

My dough keep the scales, tippin

Like 4-4's

Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N

Blow, wind

So Chicago of him

Is he the best ever

That's the argu-a-ment

I don't make the list, don't be mad at me

I just make the hits, like a factory

I'm just one-to-one, nothin' after me

No Deja Vu

Just me and my, Oh

 

BRIDGE [bEYONCE]:

Baby I can't go anywhere

Without thinking that you're there

Seems like you're everywhere, it's true

Gotta be having Deja Vu

'Cause in my mind I want you here

Get on the next plane, I don't care

Is it because I'm missing you

That I'm having Deja Vu

 

PRE-CHORUS [bEYONCE]:

Boy, I try to catch myself

But I'm out of control

Your sexiness is so appealing

I can't let it go

Whoo...

 

CHORUS:

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's...

Deja...

Vu

 

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's Deja Vu

Know that I can't get over you

'Cause everything I see is you

And I don't want no substitute

Baby I swear it's...

Deja...

Vu

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Out of all MLB players, Jay-Z name dropped fucking JUAN PIERRE?

 

Don't try to change the subject, you. My question has yet to be answered.

 

Actually, in a way, it has. Nevermind.

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Matt Young is entertaining.

 

What do you bring to the TSM table, randomguy?

 

Sorry, let me go start a thread dedicated to a picture of me looking like an ugly retard. Then I can become a valuable forum member and win your approval.

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LOL. Man, it's a crazy place, this here board. In life and at other boards, I manage to get along swimmingly with almost everyone. I'm not saying everyone likes me, but I have few conflicts, disagreements, and enemies.

 

Here, on the other hand, we have this. And I actually kinda like it. With very little effort, I can get 75+ replies and a whole lot of laughs. This is great.

 

Hey LJ... I see you reading. Let me know if that Rumble stream ended up working out for you.

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I understand. It was the same way for me, but it was better than nothing, anyway.

 

Oh, and you should really go to No Way Out next month at Staples center. I am 99% sure I will be attending.

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