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Pray and make sure I asked for forgiveness of all my sins. I'd like to think I'd do allt he cool stuff, but I know I would be thinking of heaven vs. hell.

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I would hold back on the rape, because I do know a couple of girls that would willingly sleep with me. Hell, maybe a few more being that the world is coming to and end.

 

I would make a killer breakfast, hit a booty call or three, get in an episode of Entourage, blog, and then likely go back to bed

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Fuck as many fat bitches who are desperate to be fucked.

 

Oh wait, thats monday night...

 

Guess id spend it with my family, thanking for the good times blah blah

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rape bitches and kill and steal cars....raping the bitch i brought along for the ride.

So basically, living up to stereotypes? For shame. As King, you should represent your race more honorably.

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rape bitches and kill and steal cars....raping the bitch i brought along for the ride.

So basically, living up to stereotypes? For shame. As King, you should represent your race more honorably.

 

WE GONNA DIE IN 7 HOURS, WHO WOULD KNOW, WHO WOULD CARE, I'LL STEAL AND RAPE TILL THE END OF TIME.

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You remember the stories about the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, "Hey, the world's coming to an end!" and the first one says, "Well, I best go to the mission and pray," and the second one says, "Well, hell, I'm gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores," and the third one says "Well, I'm gonna finish the game.

 

So me ? Me I shall finish the game gentlemen ... During theses seven hours i will'be at my house, playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out ! I'll going through SuperMachoMan, trough the guy who look like a bull and i'll beat down this MOTHERFUCKING Mike Tyson.

 

I'm gonna beat him real bad

 

That's what i'll do

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I always find it interesting people respond almost unanimously with "FUCK!".. I mean, you've got precious little time left of being ALIVE, ever, and all you want to do is fulfill meaningless carnal desires? I don't know why that strikes me as absurd, but it does, if you truly think about what there would be to do. I just find it absolutely crazy to think of a world coming to terms with its end and people just plastered all over the street naked and fucking and raping each other senselessly, and I would feel like the fuckers deserve to have the world end on `em.

 

Me? I would probably attempt to find some way to survive, and if that doesn't work, sit and think, talk to some people, and do some heroin, which by the time the world ends, will be something I'd be looking forward to.

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Me? I would probably attempt to find some way to survive, and if that doesn't work, sit and think, talk to some people, and do some heroin, which by the time the world ends, will be something I'd be looking forward to.

You'd think the people who are fucking deserve to have the world end on them, but then you'd do heroin?

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I'd find somewhere where the bombs were going to land. I'm talking ground zero. I mean, why go to all the effort of trying to survive when you're probably just gonna eventually die of radiation poisoning? Or starve to death? Or get shot by some half-crazy, radioactive redneck? Screw the slow and drawn-out method. I'm gonna instantly get vaporized and leave my shadow burned into the concrete.

 

But for the record, if the bombs were in the air, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have 7 hours. Just being picky.

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