haVoc 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Signing on the dotted line On Monday night, Raw will roll into the Verizon Center in Washington, D.C. and will bear witness to what is sure to be a historic Battle of the Billionaires contract signing. Last week, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin was announced as the special guest referee for the Battle of the Billionaires at WrestleMania 23, and on ECW on Sci Fi, he "guaran-damn-teed" that one billionaire will leave Ford Field bald on April 1. This week, Austin, billionaires Donald Trump and Mr. McMahon and their representatives, Bobby Lashley and Umaga, will share the same ring during the official Battle of the Billionaires contract signing. What will happen when all five explosive personalities are within the same confines for the first time? Will Mr. McMahon give Trump the billionaire b***h slap he is so found of promoting? Also, Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman has announced a blockbuster Triple Threat Match for Raw. Randy Orton, Carlito and Ric Flair will do battle, with the winner claiming the final spot in the Money in the Bank Ladder Match at WrestleMania 23. Last week, the qualifying match pitting Flair vs. Carlito was interrupted by The Great Khali; will one of them make good on their second chance, or will the Legend Killer (who lobbied his way into this opportunity thanks to a meeting with Coachman) join Rated-RKO partner Edge at WrestleMania? Last week, Shawn Michaels stayed true to his word and had WWE Champion John Cena’s back, but it seemed to take HBK a little longer than it should have to save his partner from a triple team. Will Michaels live up to his reputation for turning on his partners as we continue on the road to WrestleMania? And after acting as special guest ring announcer in a Falls Count Anywhere Match between Women’s Champion Melina and Mickie James, soon-to-be Playboy cover girl Ashley shoved the mouthy Women’s Champion down on her BUTT. After a confrontation on SmackDown, it was announced that Ashley will challenge Melina for the Women's Championship at WrestleMania 23. Will the two Divas meet up once again in the nation’s capital? Find out live Monday night at 9/8 CT on the USA Network. WWE.com I'm guessing MNM Vs HBK/Cena tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Ashley should fear for her life because if her match for the Women's Championship is anything other than a bikini or pillow fight contest she will get some sort of severe injury at the hands of the sloppy Melina. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Austin 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Ashley should fear for her life because if her match for the Women's Championship is anything other than a bikini or pillow fight contest she will get some sort of severe injury at the hands of the sloppy Melina. If you've been watching the last couple of weeks, you'd know that she can actually wrestle now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 2 botch finishes is considered acceptable wrestling in the E now? Who taught her how to wrestle Randy Orton? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Austin 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 2 botch finishes is considered acceptable wrestling in the E now? Who taught her how to wrestle Randy Orton? Some of her moves are similar to trish stratus such as the hurricana , but trish was much better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Bah, pretty much all the WWE women have the same moveset. They all do a hurricanrana, or at least some type of flying headscissors. Throw in the hair toss, bitch slap, bodyslam, and maybe a dropkick, and that's about all they seem to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 and very slow roll up moves Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Austin 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 and very slow roll up moves ya wats up with most of the diva matches ending up with rollups? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 Ass shots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted March 12, 2007 So will we get the Austin promo tonight? Or will the T-Shirt say it all, again? *Now available at WWESHOP.com *(cheap plug) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Will Austin do something other than drink beer tonight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quit Calling My Mama 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 2 botch finishes is considered acceptable wrestling in the E now? Who taught her how to wrestle Randy Orton? She's never wrestled Randy Orton, at least to the best of my knowledge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace Austin 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 2 botch finishes is considered acceptable wrestling in the E now? Who taught her how to wrestle Randy Orton? She's never wrestled Randy Orton, at least to the best of my knowledge. i believe he was being sarcastic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just John 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 I think the big knock against Melina right now is that she is at least partly responsible for Mickie falling on her head twice in the last month. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 I think the big knock against Melina right now is that she is at least partly responsible for Mickie falling on her head twice in the last month. And no one backstage likes her at all......... If Melina drops Ashley on her head at Mania she's not going to have a job anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Wet haired HBK looks even more bald than regular haired HBK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Slow thread tonight....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Well, Cena's finally changed his shirt. If it's an improvement is debatable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 This is where Cena is at his best. No catchprhases or silly voices. His delivery and approach is among the best in the company right now and he really becomes convincing as a serious threat main event as opposed to the comical jokester he is usually asked to be. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Cena is trying to sprinkle some gas on the slow burn... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Shawn has a nice nasty mark on his forehead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted March 13, 2007 That bladejob that HBK did in Puerto Rico looks pretty nasty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Why can't crowds be more innovative. I'd much rather hear an "Uncle Tom" chant devoted to Coach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 So is this when they finally get the tag belts off them so they can do a tag title match at Mania.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 HAHA Shanna Moakler that bitch is crazy.......just ask Oscar De La Hoya and Travis Barker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYR10 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Heres where Orton wins.....gosh...I hate WWE booking...the people want to cheer for Carlito...but when the E keeps giving the spots to heatless guys like Orton, it really makes no sense Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted March 13, 2007 HAHA Shanna Moakler that bitch is crazy.......just ask Oscar De La Hoya and Travis Barker. Perhaps...but her appearances on "Pacific Blue" were an integral part of my puberty.. and LOL @ the King, "Orton has politicked his way into this match". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Heres where Orton wins.....gosh...I hate WWE booking...the people want to cheer for Carlito...but when the E keeps giving the spots to heatless guys like Orton, it really makes no sense People like cheering for Scotty 2 Hotty as well. Let's put him in the match instead. Besides, it's not as if Carlito is going to get left off the card. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Sorry guys, but has Raw started an hour early tonight? I don't have sky in england myself for a few weeks so i'm looking for updates, but Raw doesnt start for another 40 minutes usually. Did you change your clocks? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted March 13, 2007 Heres where Orton wins.....gosh...I hate WWE booking...the people want to cheer for Carlito...but when the E keeps giving the spots to heatless guys like Orton, it really makes no sense He got a bigger pop than Carlito, FWIW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites