If you could have any one thing right now...

[Hoff]

...what would it be?

 

Some restrictions:

- Nothing living. Well, nothing...intelligent. People, animals, etc. If you need a plant, that's fine.

- Nothing....intangible. Like, don't be a pussy and say "happiness" or "world peace."

- Whatever it is, it has to fit in a small space, say a standard bedroom. Call it 8' by 8' by 10'.

 

 

Right now, I would like a corndog.

[BUTT]

Nude pics of Bob Barron.

[Hoff]

Gross, but within the guidelines.

[Angle-plex]

A trillion dollar bill.

[Star Ocean 3]

the planet Earth, shrunken to the size of 8' by 8' by 10'

[Guest Vitamin X]

I'd like an ounce of buds or so. I haven't smoked in months and I haven't established a hookup yet, or at least not one I'd probably trust.

[The Niggardly King]

a retarded shemale Thai hooker.

[Carnival]

can it be a dead body?

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle]

A standard sized bedroom filled with $100 bills stacked to the ceiling.

[Matt Young]

A standard sized bedroom filled with $1,000 bills stacked to the ceiling.

[I like Forums]

That food replicator from Star Trek The Next Generation.

[Hoff]

I've added more restrictions, because you guys are lame. "A hundred dollars no a THOUSAND dollars lol!"

 

Carnival -- no. Ugh, no. Freak.

 

- Nothing living. Well, nothing...intelligent. People, animals, etc. If you need a plant, that's fine.

* No corpses.

- Nothing....intangible. Like, don't be a pussy and say "happiness" or "world peace."

- Whatever it is, it has to fit in a small space, say a standard bedroom. Call it 8' by 8' by 10'.

- Nothing that defies the laws of physics. And whatever it is, it has to already exist.

- Nothing worth over $100. If you really want, you can say "$100," but come on.

- It can't be one thing over and over to fill the room. Just ONE thing.

 

It can be drugs if you want, which VX already got down with. I figure that'll play well here.

[Red Baron]

That food replicator from Star Trek The Next Generation.

 

That would be pretty sweet.

[Hawk 34]

A working toaster. Mine's been busted for a few days now.

[Lord of The Curry]

A steak. The weather around here has been the pits for some time now and I haven't been out BBQ'ing in ages.

[sfaJack]

A dress that fits the matron of honor in my upcoming wedding, so that my bride-to-be will stop flipping out over the one that doesn't fit. I think she may have put a hit out on the lady that sewed it.

[Guest]

BBQ Beef sandwich.

[Perfxion]

With no price value on it: the hope diamond.

 

To stay within budget: A Pat's Philly Cheesesteak.

[dutchse.cx]

A blobfish.

[k thx]

Police Squad on DVD.

[Guest ICHIBAN~!]

faecal matter.

[Gary Floyd]

My iPod

[BUTT]

faecal matter.

Falls just under the 100 dollar limit.

[kkktookmybabyaway]

A dress that fits the matron of honor in my upcoming wedding, so that my bride-to-be will stop flipping out over the one that doesn't fit.

 

Doesn't matter. Mrs. SFA will find something else wrong with it.

 

And someone else already answered money, so I won't.

[NYU]

a standard sized bedroom filled with $1,000,000 bills stacked to the ceiling roflmao :-P.

[Matt Young]

If it can't be worth over $100, that leaves very little. Even with drugs, you couldn't get much. I guess an ounce of weed.

[Dandy]

This "technically" wouldn't be over $100, as it wouldn't be a guaranteed sale:

 

I would like a person that needs a large amount of life insurance.

[geniusMoment]

Nude pics of Sensei looking at nude pics of Bob Barron.

[Slayer]

Hoff's black heart on an imitation silver plate

[CanadianChris]

The key to a new Lexus.