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Fucking public access.

 

"This man won't even buy you shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate is, what? 2.99?"

 

"These husbands and these boyfriends are geeen the dick away"

 

"The wedding band is noose around the nuts"

 

Dear lord...this lady is fucking hilarious.

 

Once her mom named her Alexyss she should have know that this lady was meat for great things.

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

The Georgia drawl just makes it that much better IMO

 

"DA VUH-GINE-UH!"

Posted

Man, I just get this feeling that luke-o is a great guy to hang out with. Like if you did, you'd be laughing all the time. I dunno, man, I just get that feeling.

Posted
Man, I just get this feeling that luke-o is a great guy to hang out with. Like if you did, you'd be laughing all the time. I dunno, man, I just get that feeling.

 

 

That's probably true.

You certainly wouldn't have to worry about him eating your last pop-tart when your back is turned.

Guest Richard McBeef
Posted

He breakin' her down, man. He is screwing her into subMISSion, into slavery, by usin' his penis as a weapon to break.her.ass.DOOOOOOWN! And she wiiide open, with a penis all up in your vagina, you don't have NO defenses!

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