Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 John Cena should do an interview and sound just like Will Smith on that episode of Fresh Prince where he pretended to be the one who stole the car. "YEAH I DID IT!!!" "It was me! I hired Stone Cold! I raised the briefcase! I ratted out John Dillinger!! One time, I rubbed one out to a picture of my lil sister in her Girl Scout outfit and a pile of My Little Ponies! I AM THE GREAT WHITE HOPE! I molested the Son Of Sam! My name is DB Cooper! I drove the Bronco and I hijacked that plane! WORD LIFE, it ain't just a phrase - it's a CATCHphrase, Bitch!" You forgot about him killing those hookers in Whitechapel in 1888 and that he hunted down the Banana Splits and killed them with his bare hands. Except for Fleegle, whom he spared so that people would know what would happen if he was displeased. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Vince needs an eyepatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Super Crazy is injured. So are you trying to say it was Eugene then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Vince needs an eyepatch. Maybe Paul Burchil can learn something this time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 All three of them are still in a coma?!?! Just ask them who the attacker was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 I said earlier that Eugene did it cause his imaginary friend Darren Matthews told him to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYR10 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 OH NO!!! LOOK AT THEM BOO CENA!!! YOU SUCK CENA... Yeah he's totally over. People need to pull the cactus from their ass and realize this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 It's a good thing that camera man happened to be randomly filming the men's bathroom or Orton could be laying there forever! Thank God for small miracles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Lawl @ Sabu in that Originals promo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 So Khali did it because he can't verbally make a coherent statement? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 I hope Khali fucks Cena up with a big chop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 It's a good thing that camera man happened to be randomly filming the men's bathroom or Orton could be laying there forever! Thank God for small miracles. That wasn't random... Orton was trying to get on YouPorn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 It's a good thing that camera man happened to be randomly filming the men's bathroom or Orton could be laying there forever! Thank God for small miracles. Now you got me wondering what a cameraman, Orton, and Kenny in a towel were doing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 I'm upset. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy_Victim 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 And here it is folks, the match we've ALL been waiting for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 and there is your RAW Judgment Day Main Event Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NYR10 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Fucking Pissed /\ 100 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Khali's a dirty mouth-breathing bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 "KHALI!" chant from the Khalidiots! Yes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 They ran through so many people they have to go to this.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MillenniumMan831 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 I love how Cena was more worried about facing the camera than just dumping Khali w/ the FU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Khali will be this decade's Paul Wight and get better with every match until he gets fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BorneAgain 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Khali will be this decade's Paul Wight and get better with every match until he gets fat. So which arena's roof will he fall off after his monster truck match with Cena? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Brandon 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 When Khali first walked out I was disappointed, but after that exchange it could actually be decent. Well...at least not too painful to watch. At least it's something different. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jwpeer 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Cena should never punch khali because Khali was trying to sell his punches slightly and it was the most horrible thing ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 I know the guy is supposed to be god awful in the ring but good lord he's a monster.......at least it's something new. Not saying I like KHali in the title picture, but they can't just keep recycling the same matches forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 So when will the 50+ minute Cena/Khali match take place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foleyfanforever88 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 Khali vs Cena as the WWE Title program and Vince as ECW Champ..if Mark Henry was back and going for the WHT I'd say this is the worst WWE has ever been in terms of main events. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
strummer 0 Report post Posted May 1, 2007 and the good will the WWE built with Meltzer for last night's show is over in one night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
