People Who Shouldn't Post Anymore: May 2007

[theintensifier 0]

Where did you rummage that from?

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

You obviously don't recognize Czech in the red.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Hey I've seen that before, but I forget where. Looks like a video I'd like to see again.

[Hoff 0]

Ha, people think this poll should have had meaning. I almost made it a one choice poll with "Hoff, KOAB, Chave, and luke-o" getting 100% automatically.

 

Im not quite sure what ive done to offend you. And why the hate for Hoff?

Jealousy, clearly. I'm the alpha male 'round here. And this is all coming off of April '07, which, outside of *elephant noise*, was not a good time for the ol' Hoffster.

 

Check THIS shit out:

 

 

That is literally the front page on Yahoo right now. I did not doctor it at all.

[Slayer 0]

I'm the alpha male 'round here.

[Failed Bridge 0]

god knows Hoff cuts promos like Monty Brown, so he's not too far off in that claim.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I'd love to see all of Czech's 1 billion searches on Yahoo/Google and dictionary.com over the years.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I like thinking that bad posters are, in real life, as easy to dispose of as a dog that keeps bugging you. Problem is that I can't think of what I'd have to throw into traffic to get rid of each one of you eyesores.

[luke-o 0]

Ha, people think this poll should have had meaning. I almost made it a one choice poll with "Hoff, KOAB, Chave, and luke-o" getting 100% automatically.

 

Im not quite sure what ive done to offend you.

You're serious. You do make your own posts right? I have a hard time believing that suddenly, starting with this post, someone else took over the "luke-o" account at TSM after kicking the ass of the other guy, whoever it was before. All I know is the guy fucked big women and looked like one of the Make-A-Wish kids whose wheelchairs you want to push over. Oh yeah, and he defended TNA endlessly. And not only did he royally blow in just about every arena of discussion, but he popped up all over the place while totally oblivious to what he was doing to his fellow posters. Objection sustained.

 

But you might be cool, new guy. The first two thousand or so posts have almost rendered me sterile.

 

DAYYYUUUM~! I think i just got served.

[Si82 0]

It's encouraging to see a healthy portion of Razazteca hate.

[Hoff 0]

I like thinking that bad posters are, in real life, as easy to dispose of as a dog that keeps bugging you. Problem is that I can't think of what I'd have to throw into traffic to get rid of each one of you eyesores.

W-ell, I can't speak for everyone, but what I'm most into is intellectual would-be actors from the South. So...I mean, if you know anyone like that, just have 'em dive into traffic and I *promise* I'll be right in after them.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I like thinking that bad posters are, in real life, as easy to dispose of as a dog that keeps bugging you. Problem is that I can't think of what I'd have to throw into traffic to get rid of each one of you eyesores.

 

I thought we were cool, dawg.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I like thinking that bad posters are, in real life, as easy to dispose of as a dog that keeps bugging you. Problem is that I can't think of what I'd have to throw into traffic to get rid of each one of you eyesores.

W-ell, I can't speak for everyone, but what I'm most into is intellectual would-be actors from the South. So...I mean, if you know anyone like that....

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[Hoff 0]

Clev-errrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Because he fell asleep, see...

[The Niggardly King 0]

bwahahahahaha

[Black Lushus 0]

what's with brits and TNA? Chave loves that totally horrible shit as well...

[Art Sandusky 0]

what's with brits and TNA? Chave loves that totally horrible shit as well...

Maybe people there really love the idea of a hexagonal ring.

 

Yes Hoff, the gentleman in the picture was asleep. I'm really, really glad you got it.

[Sideburnious 0]

I think its just the british "smarks" not having any other wrestling to watch other than WWE so they still have this romantic ideal about how great TNA is, because its wrestling and not "sports entertainment".

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Im glad no one mentioned me.

[Hoff 0]

Im glad no one mentioned me.

That's a lie. You're a bigger whore for yourself than I am, and I'm a pretty big whore.

 

Yes Hoff, the gentleman in the picture was asleep. I'm really, really glad you got it.

"Hoff is so terrible he puts people to sleep! Now watch as I act aloof for the next four hours!" Man, you should have made every choice in this poll yourself.

[Art Sandusky 0]

A smug-off it is then. I accept!

[Corkscrew_Senton 0]

Im glad no one mentioned me.

 

MarvinisanAttentionWhore

[k thx 0]

what's with brits and TNA? Chave loves that totally horrible shit as well...

nuh-uh. I haven't watched it in months.

 

I've got three votes since I voted here last. Ironic.

[Hoff 0]

A smug-off it is then. I accept!

Oh fuck we HAVE to actually do this somehow. I mean BOO! I hate you. And that wasn't funny at all. ....

[luke-o 0]

what's with brits and TNA? Chave loves that totally horrible shit as well...

 

I have no idea.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Good thing I didn't put any actual money on EHME/Carlito winning, since he's the only poster who's so bad they can't even be the worst one without fucking it up. Since Raz won, it's now up to a moderator to give him his prize: a week's vacation in sunny Not Here!

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

outside of *elephant noise*

 

I did this a STAGGERING number of times whilst drunk at the bar this weekend. Fun fact, and not to detract from Hoff, about 2 months ago, I told a girl from the office that she sounded like an elephant when she blew her nose. She proceeded to mimic my walk. Then she proceeded to walk like a (we think) closet homo we work with, who walks like a T-Rex. And it's not just the little arms. She walked with little arms, roaring noises, and a waddle! Good times.

 

Is a T-Rex the same as an Allosaurus? The only one I remember was Apotosaurus = Brontosaurus.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Apatosaurus was bigger then Brontosaurus. Seismosaurus was rumoured to be the biggest herbivore dino of all time.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Apatosaurus was bigger then Brontosaurus. Seismosaurus was rumoured to be the biggest herbivore dino of all time.

 

With my genitals on the line, Apatosaurus and Brontosaurus were the same thing. It said so in a book my grandmother had (when I was 10) called The Jeopardy Challenge.

Wasn't Bracchiosaurus the biggest? I suppose it could be the same thing.

 

Edit: I hope no one wants my genitals! Wikipedia said "popularly known, though incorrectly"

Double edit: <i> The dinosaur genus originally known as Brontosaurus is now officially designated Apatosaurus. </i> Also from Wikepdia. Let's all keep our junk.

[Ted the Poster 0]

Since Raz won, it's now up to a moderator to give him his prize: a week's vacation in sunny Not Here!

*zoom in on razateca*

 

"THIS horrible poster could win..."