At Home Posted July 3, 2007 Report Posted July 3, 2007 I need to make $230 before the 16th, and it all needs to be in paypal one way or another. I'm buying a lens and the lens rebate expires on the 16th and I want to save $50. It's a great deal. Anyways. I've sold everything short of my body. Keep in mind that I can put money from my bank into paypal, but it takes something like 5 days to complete, so factor that. Today's the third. 13 days left. Ideas?
At Home Posted July 4, 2007 Author Report Posted July 4, 2007 Durgz. already tried that. used more than sold.
At Home Posted July 4, 2007 Author Report Posted July 4, 2007 Get a job. I'm a jamba jew. the manager is out so I haven't started yet, but I doubt i'll get my paycheck in time.
At Home Posted July 4, 2007 Author Report Posted July 4, 2007 Don't smoke so much reefer. Dude, that's like asking me to drink less water... In actuality though, I have cut down severely. I've even become a fucking scavenger smoker. Ugh. Only for a few more weeks though.
At Home Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Posted July 5, 2007 Turns out I had a 2.1 speaker set and an old guitar amp to sell. $115 together. Halfway there! I also have some stuff on eBay. Anyone interested in some spongebob dvds?
Nighthawk Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Steal from the collection plate This is not bullshit. I made a fucking mint stealing from church. Of course, I was already attending there (this was when I was a kid), so if you're just some guy showing up one day, it might not work as well, unless you want to hit several churches. But seriously... money in the bank. Not only the collection plate, but missionary funds, donation boxes, bake sales, whatever. And remember... there is no such place as Hell.
At Home Posted July 5, 2007 Author Report Posted July 5, 2007 Do some amature porn Not old enough.. I met an amateur porn star once. His name was Dorian Gray and he did underwater S&M. He eventually went home with one of my sisters friends, asked him to choke him while they were riding home on the bus, and then shoved a dildo down the guy's throat when they were having sex.
Nighthawk Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Do some amature porn Not old enough.. Then it will fetch an even higher price.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Do some amature porn Not old enough.. Then it will fetch an even higher price. Theres no money in amature porn.
Nighthawk Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Brilliant point. I'll give myself a black eye for not realizing that. And you guys do realize you're spelling amateur wrong, right?
Black Lushus Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 Dangerous Donnie D? I miss that guy...his stupidity was magnificent. now we just have luke-o.
Black Lushus Posted July 5, 2007 Report Posted July 5, 2007 nah, I like ya, luke...I've hosed down many a fatty myself.
luke-o Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 nah, I like ya, luke...I've hosed down many a fatty myself. Word.
Slayer Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 Dangerous Donnie D? Bwahaha I miss that guy...his stupidity was magnificent. now we just have luke-o. Two totally different people there luke's not pulling the internet tough guy act
treble Posted July 6, 2007 Report Posted July 6, 2007 The pawn shop here wouldn't take any of my wrestling DVDs.
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