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I need to make $230 before the 16th, and it all needs to be in paypal one way or another. I'm buying a lens and the lens rebate expires on the 16th and I want to save $50. It's a great deal. Anyways. I've sold everything short of my body.

 

Keep in mind that I can put money from my bank into paypal, but it takes something like 5 days to complete, so factor that. Today's the third. 13 days left.

 

Ideas?

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Don't smoke so much reefer.

Dude, that's like asking me to drink less water...

 

 

In actuality though, I have cut down severely. I've even become a fucking scavenger smoker. Ugh. Only for a few more weeks though.

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Turns out I had a 2.1 speaker set and an old guitar amp to sell. $115 together. Halfway there! I also have some stuff on eBay. Anyone interested in some spongebob dvds?

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Steal from the collection plate

 

This is not bullshit. I made a fucking mint stealing from church. Of course, I was already attending there (this was when I was a kid), so if you're just some guy showing up one day, it might not work as well, unless you want to hit several churches. But seriously... money in the bank. Not only the collection plate, but missionary funds, donation boxes, bake sales, whatever.

 

And remember... there is no such place as Hell.

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Do some amature porn

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Do some amature porn

Not old enough.. I met an amateur porn star once. His name was Dorian Gray and he did underwater S&M. He eventually went home with one of my sisters friends, asked him to choke him while they were riding home on the bus, and then shoved a dildo down the guy's throat when they were having sex.

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Eh, I spell stuff wrong sometimes.

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Dangerous Donnie D?

Bwahaha

 

I miss that guy...his stupidity was magnificent.

 

now we just have luke-o.

Two totally different people there

 

luke's not pulling the internet tough guy act

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