Enigma Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p44teZBX8 It seems this kid got busted trying to steal a video game, and went to YouTube to whine about it. He goes fucking nuts in the last few minutes throwing shit and screaming. And holy shit, this kid is insane. And it looks like he's for real and not a gimmick or anything. Over 200 videos since December 2006 and majority of them are rants about professional wrestling or him playing with his professional wrestling action figures.
Fartsauce Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 "my mom doesn't know what's going to happen to her" Scary.
Darthtiki Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 This ranks up there with the Masshole kids bitching about Naruto
death_by_burrito Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 "Parental guidance should STOP!" I'm glad I watched the whole way through. That made it for me!
Matt Young Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 That wasn't funny at all. And I'm not above laughing at retards, either. It just wasn't funny.
Guest shoryuken007 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 I don't think he's retarded per se; I think he's just a bitch with a speech impediment. Then again, I'm not a doctor. Oh my, take a look at this: He should post here.
Enigma Posted August 29, 2007 Author Report Posted August 29, 2007 He claims the only thing wrong with him is that he has ADHD.
Guest shoryuken007 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 See, I kind of believe that. My working theory is ADD plus bad parenting (fuck parental!) minus a good education. This WWE rant is stellar, though. The part where he chastises Randy Orton for claiming to be new when he's so not is amazing.
Youth N Asia Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 I thought it was a girl before he started talking. Dumb lil bastard
theintensifier Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 If my kids ever turned out like that, I would murder them.
Nighthawk Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 Yeah, he is pretty cute. I mean that in like a kitten way, you know. I find that's actually a really good wake up call to upset teenagers, just be like "That's the sweetest thing ever! Can I hug you?" And actually, the answer is usually yes. A good hug solves insane amounts of problems.
B@RTOK Posted August 29, 2007 Report Posted August 29, 2007 I found the funniest thing in the movie was the action figure dangling from the ceiling. The rest of the video wasn't very funny.
justsoyouknow Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 He's drinking nail polish remover? Maybe that's why he's retarded. Unless he's reached Jingus levels of desire to get fucked up.
Enigma Posted August 30, 2007 Author Report Posted August 30, 2007 I personally thought it was more disturbing than funny.
Guest Vitamin X Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Yeah he's talking the way he is because he just swished nail polish remover around in his mouth. This was fucking stupid. How did you even stumble across this in the first place? Lookin for child pr0n?
Nighthawk Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 Yeah, but he has hundreds of other videos where he isn't depressed, and he still talks like that. Honestly, I was really really bad at 15, but there's no way I was that bad. Then again, we couldn't just document ourselves that easily when I was that age. I shudder to think what those videos would look like. There's entire years of my life that passed without so much as a snapshot except for my yearbook photos. I thank God every day for it.
Guest shoryuken007 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Posted August 30, 2007 "Randy Orton says he's new, he ain't new! Let's say a-- there's a baby, an infant, born when Randy Orton debuted back like five or six years ago. The baby would be, like, as old as a five to six years old. He'd be like a kindergartener, a preschooler. That's-- five years is a long time! Randy Orton says he's new. He ain't new. Elijah Burke is new." This is fantastic. He was pro-Orton in 2004, but now? He ain't new.
B@RTOK Posted August 31, 2007 Report Posted August 31, 2007 I watched this video again today... FFFFFFUCK!
BX Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 Did no one see this on his youtube profile page? Subscribers: 552 Channel Views: 64,295 i love eating lead chips
BX Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 "Music: limp bizkit lenny kravitz etc" Nevermind, he is retarded.
dubq Posted September 1, 2007 Report Posted September 1, 2007 It's like looking into Daniel Benoit's future.. oh wait.
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