Retarded kid gets caught stealing

[Enigma]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p44teZBX8

 

It seems this kid got busted trying to steal a video game, and went to YouTube to whine about it. He goes fucking nuts in the last few minutes throwing shit and screaming.

 

And holy shit, this kid is insane. And it looks like he's for real and not a gimmick or anything.

 

Over 200 videos since December 2006 and majority of them are rants about professional wrestling or him playing with his professional wrestling action figures.

[Fartsauce]

"my mom doesn't know what's going to happen to her"

 

 

Scary.

[At Home]

he got rick rolled

[Darthtiki]

This ranks up there with the Masshole kids bitching about Naruto

[Vern Gagne]

He sounds like Carol Channing.

[death_by_burrito]

"Parental guidance should STOP!"

 

I'm glad I watched the whole way through. That made it for me!

[Matt Young]

That wasn't funny at all. And I'm not above laughing at retards, either. It just wasn't funny.

[Guest shoryuken007]

I don't think he's retarded per se; I think he's just a bitch with a speech impediment. Then again, I'm not a doctor.

 

Oh my, take a look at this:

 

He should post here.

[Enigma]

He claims the only thing wrong with him is that he has ADHD.

[Guest shoryuken007]

See, I kind of believe that. My working theory is ADD plus bad parenting (fuck parental!) minus a good education.

 

This WWE rant is stellar, though. The part where he chastises Randy Orton for claiming to be new when he's so not is amazing.

[Youth N Asia]

I thought it was a girl before he started talking. Dumb lil bastard

[theintensifier]

If my kids ever turned out like that, I would murder them.

[Nighthawk]

Yeah, he is pretty cute. I mean that in like a kitten way, you know. I find that's actually a really good wake up call to upset teenagers, just be like "That's the sweetest thing ever! Can I hug you?" And actually, the answer is usually yes. A good hug solves insane amounts of problems.

[Copper Feel]

Hugs are for fags.

[Nighthawk]

Fuck you.

[Gary Floyd]

Hugs are for fags.

Wanna hug?

[Copper Feel]

Yes please.

[B@RTOK]

I found the funniest thing in the movie was the action figure dangling from the ceiling. The rest of the video wasn't very funny.

[justsoyouknow]

He's drinking nail polish remover? Maybe that's why he's retarded. Unless he's reached Jingus levels of desire to get fucked up.

[Bruiser Chong]

That's a GUY?

[Enigma]

I personally thought it was more disturbing than funny.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah he's talking the way he is because he just swished nail polish remover around in his mouth.

 

This was fucking stupid. How did you even stumble across this in the first place? Lookin for child pr0n?

[Nighthawk]

Yeah, but he has hundreds of other videos where he isn't depressed, and he still talks like that.

 

Honestly, I was really really bad at 15, but there's no way I was that bad. Then again, we couldn't just document ourselves that easily when I was that age. I shudder to think what those videos would look like. There's entire years of my life that passed without so much as a snapshot except for my yearbook photos. I thank God every day for it.

[Ginger Snaps]

I feel sorry for this kid.

[Guest shoryuken007]

"Randy Orton says he's new, he ain't new! Let's say a-- there's a baby, an infant, born when Randy Orton debuted back like five or six years ago. The baby would be, like, as old as a five to six years old. He'd be like a kindergartener, a preschooler. That's-- five years is a long time! Randy Orton says he's new. He ain't new. Elijah Burke is new."

 

This is fantastic. He was pro-Orton in 2004, but now? He ain't new.

[Scroby]

The kid is a gimmick.

[B@RTOK]

I watched this video again today... FFFFFFUCK!

[BX]

Did no one see this on his youtube profile page?

 

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Channel Views: 64,295

i love eating lead chips

[BX]

"Music: limp bizkit lenny kravitz etc"

 

Nevermind, he is retarded.

[dubq]

It's like looking into Daniel Benoit's future.. oh wait.