geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy isn't better than the Undertaker. There, now close the thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cacheton Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy beat The Undertaker twice!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phoenix Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy's tag team partner is Straight BALLIN!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AntiLeaf33 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. I wouldn't go THAT far... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Her fake boobs disgust me, so no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foleyfanforever88 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. *raises hand* I wouldn't kill one random person to sleep with Ashley. I think she looks disgusting. Nice boobs, sure. But her face is horrendous most of the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theintensifier 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Do not derail this great thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normam 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 taker never had V1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnonymousBroccoli 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 The Undertaker can not slap a tornado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 The Undertaker can not slap a tornado. Nor can he dry up a sea. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skullman80 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Brandon 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her. Neither would I. One of the worst looking divas around today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Scientist 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 I think we've fully established that Matt > Ashley. Wait, what was this thread about again? Seriously, Matt has more moves, more in-ring ability, and the ability to be something other than fake undead guy. And Version 1.0 still rules as one of the greatest heel gimmicks ever. Bring back the Matt Facts! Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her. Neither would I. One of the worst looking divas around today. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the_last_rites Report post Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy can sell kicks that dont even connect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy has his own 101 reasons why thread on TSM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the_last_rites Report post Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy can do a good cheerleader impression Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy's stupid mask was much cooler-looking than Undertaker's stupid mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AnonymousBroccoli 0 Report post Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy gets away with popping a loose version of the Shocker as his signature hand gesture. The Undertaker's looks like he's fondling balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
