geniusMoment Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy isn't better than the Undertaker. There, now close the thread.
eiker_ir Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt keeps the room temperature at a toasty 75 degrees.
Guest cacheton Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy beat The Undertaker twice!!
Guest Phoenix Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt Hardy's tag team partner is Straight BALLIN!!
CBright7831 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot.
haws bah gawd Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley.
AntiLeaf33 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. I wouldn't go THAT far...
SamoaRowe Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Her fake boobs disgust me, so no.
foleyfanforever88 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Posted September 19, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. *raises hand* I wouldn't kill one random person to sleep with Ashley. I think she looks disgusting. Nice boobs, sure. But her face is horrendous most of the time.
theintensifier Posted September 20, 2007 Author Report Posted September 20, 2007 Do not derail this great thread.
AnonymousBroccoli Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 The Undertaker can not slap a tornado.
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 The Undertaker can not slap a tornado. Nor can he dry up a sea.
skullman80 Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her.
Canadian Brandon Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her. Neither would I. One of the worst looking divas around today.
Mad Scientist Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 I think we've fully established that Matt > Ashley. Wait, what was this thread about again? Seriously, Matt has more moves, more in-ring ability, and the ability to be something other than fake undead guy. And Version 1.0 still rules as one of the greatest heel gimmicks ever. Bring back the Matt Facts! Matt banged Ashley, Taker banged Sara Eh, that's lose lose. I actually think Ashley's hot. Agreed. There isn't a person here who wouldn't kill their entire family (is it too soon for a family-killing pun?) for the chance to sleep with Ashley. Her face is a trainwreck, she has a terrible boob job. I think she looks manly to be honest. Wouldn't touch her. Neither would I. One of the worst looking divas around today.
Guest the_last_rites Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy can sell kicks that dont even connect
TheFranchise Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy has his own 101 reasons why thread on TSM.
Guest the_last_rites Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy can do a good cheerleader impression
Corey_Lazarus Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy's stupid mask was much cooler-looking than Undertaker's stupid mask.
AnonymousBroccoli Posted September 21, 2007 Report Posted September 21, 2007 Matt Hardy gets away with popping a loose version of the Shocker as his signature hand gesture. The Undertaker's looks like he's fondling balls.
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