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Justin Timberlake had some catchy songs, so I was fine with all the praise he would get. Somewhere along the way, however, it's gone from Timberlake worship to taking Kelly Clarkson seriously because she happened to listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. That's when I began shutting myself off.

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Oh, though I did hear this Finger Eleven—are they popular?—song yesterday that took the riff from Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out." Shouldn't there be a statute of limitations of at least 20 years on riff-lifting?

 

 

The song is called "Paralyzer", and yes it sounds pretty close to "Take Me Out". I'll admit to enjoying it for a short time due to it sounding different than a lot of their other stuff, but due to the local channels blowing-up the radio with it, and calling it a "new song" well into late August/ early September, I grew tired of it.

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Well, you know they say "Take Me Out" ripped off "Back Off Boogaloo", although that was like 30 years later. Personally, I always thought Stevie Wonder's "Superstition" sounded kind of similar to it, and that was within months. Somebody should have sued over that.

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Well, "Trampled Underfoot" clearly ripped off "Superstition," so there you go.

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Somewhere along the way, however, it's gone from Timberlake worship to taking Kelly Clarkson seriously because she happened to listen to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

 

Have you heard Ted Leo play Since U Been Gone and Maps? It's pretty awesome.

 

EDIT:

 

There it is.

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It's been argued that "Take Me Out" also jacks "Trampled Underfoot." That doesn't bother me, but really, couldn't Finger Eleven have picked something older?

Funny actually, I've always said that "Take Me Out" jacked "Trampled Underfoot" since that song came out. And then a little while ago some friends had a free ticket to a Finger 11 and Sum 41 concert (let it be known that I will go see ANY concert if it's free) so I went along and Finger 11 played "Paralyzer" which they segued into "Take me Out" and THEN segued that into "Trampled Underfoot" and yes, all 3 songs are the same.

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Finger 11- now were they the ones that does Kane's theme? And I believe they had a big hit ballad about three years back. Think they're Canadian and thus huge in the Great White North. I think any Canadian band will be extremely popular in their native land no matter how crappy.

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Listen to any Top 40 station once a month for 30 minutes and you'll be more or less completely caught up with what's hot at the moment. "Top 40" is misleading, obviously. There's typically no more than twenty current songs in rotation.

 

Here's a helpful hint for those trying to familiarize themselves with the current Top 40 landscape: The difference between T-Pain and Akon is that T-Pain sounds like a robot.

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Finger 11- now were they the ones that does Kane's theme? And I believe they had a big hit ballad about three years back. Think they're Canadian and thus huge in the Great White North. I think any Canadian band will be extremely popular in their native land no matter how crappy.

I think that has to do with can-con legislation and Zajonc's (pronounced science with a z) mere exposure theory: if the federal government mandates that your radio stations play a fuckload of Nickelback and Brian Adams, I guess you'll grow to like it sooner or later.

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Listen to any Top 40 station once a month for 30 minutes and you'll be more or less completely caught up with what's hot at the moment. "Top 40" is misleading, obviously. There's typically no more than twenty current songs in rotation.

 

Here's a helpful hint for those trying to familiarize themselves with the current Top 40 landscape: The difference between T-Pain and Akon is that T-Pain sounds like a robot.

 

 

I completely cut Top 40 radio out of my life. I went to Sirius Satellite and never looked back.

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Better Than Me by Hinder...

 

Everytime I heard that song I feel like puking. That Lips of an Angel song sucks a fat one as well.

Any song with the lyric "That time at the mall" can't be any good.

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Not knowing anything about current Top 40 makes me feel out of touch. I remember seeing a commercial for a NOW! That's What I Call Music a few years ago and not being familiar with any of the songs. I felt like an old person who's willfully ignorant of anything current based on the assumption that it'll be bad. I had to get back into the now.

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Finger 11- now were they the ones that does Kane's theme? And I believe they had a big hit ballad about three years back. Think they're Canadian and thus huge in the Great White North. I think any Canadian band will be extremely popular in their native land no matter how crappy.

I think that has to do with can-con legislation and Zajonc's (pronounced science with a z) mere exposure theory: if the federal government mandates that your radio stations play a fuckload of Nickelback and Brian Adams, I guess you'll grow to like it sooner or later.

 

Finger Eleven had a pretty big hit with their ballad-esque song "One Thing" a few years ago. For the wrestling fans, you will remember that song being used in Child-Murderer's "Desire" video, and it was used heavily on his DVD as well. Still can't listen to that song without thinking of him though.

 

I find Canada's law that the radio stations have to play mostly Canadian groups and singers to be pretty damn funny.

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That Teenagers song is MCR? God help me, it was catchy and I kind of liked it.

 

Lips of an Angel is 2006, isn't it? Even so, they've managed to outdo themselves by getting progressively worse and worse.

 

I was gonna say Hey There Delilah, but I had completely repressed my memory of Sean Kingston. I'll give that my nod.

 

Re: CanCon. Yep, all broadcasting in Canada has to have at least 1/3 Canadian content. But Brian Adams (how sad is this?) never received a goverment grant in any way during his career, says the delightful satire How To Be A Canadian...even if you already are. Excerpt: As far was we know, this has never happened. He's an 'artist of the people'. In other words, it's all your fault."

 

Edit: That's not small enough. My shame here is to be noted.

 

Double edit: Holy fuck, I agree with Carlito Brig, on something other than the greatness of MVP.

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First off, that Gwen Stefani song is "The Sweet Escape", not "The Great Escape". Second, I can usually tolerate some of these songs if it's catchy or if it works for a certain setting. "2 Step" and "Lean Like a Cholo" have no redeeming qualities. For my money, "Hey There Delilah" is the worst.

 

Oh, and for your viewing pleasure, Fergie's new song and Soulja Boy's new song

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I cut 40 out of my personal life, but working in the CD section at Best Buy makes it so that I at least know what's popular and selling, even if I don't actually listen to any of it.

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That Teenagers song is MCR? God help me, it was catchy and I kind of liked it.

 

I'm glad I'm not alone on that.

 

The Used - 'Liar' or something equally as shit. Any band that has to use "liar, liar, pants on fire" as their main lyric needs to hire someone to write lyrics for them.

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I used to buy those NOW albums when I was first getting into pop music. I had to work my way up to just outright buying pop albums. The genre is still pretty song, currently, but it's mostly the same players it's been for a while. I haven't been too impressed with anyone new.

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