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So here's how the Browns-Cards game will end.

 

With the game tied at 56, Rackers will attempt a 64-yard field goal with one second left on the clock. The ball will carom off the roof of the stadium, bounce off the crossbar, and land in the hands of Josh Cribbs. Cribbs will run 108-yards for an apparent touchdown, but will fumble through the back of the endzone. The ball will hit the back pylon and land in the hands of Cardinals cornerback Antrell Rolle, who will run 110 yards for a touchdown, then perform a triple lutz in the end zone. The referees will spend 20 minutes debating about whether they are allowed to debate about the play, declare a tie, then go out for beers.

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Pathetic effort by Detroit (the D in particular)...I wouldn't be surprised to see them lose out the rest of the way.

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I can safely say that, especially after watching them in September, that I didn't think the Vikes could be .500 this late in the season, but I'm glad to be surprised

 

By contrast, just a month ago Detroit seemed to be coasting its way into fulfilling Kitna's promise of a 10-win season

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Lions look to be about done. It doesn't get easier for them on the schedule. Vikings was a must win, really. They got Cowboys next week, then San Diego.

 

I don't see them making the playoffs as a wildcard. They'll probably finish the season 7-9.

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Lions look to be about done. It doesn't get easier for them on the schedule. Vikings was a must win, really. They got Cowboys next week, then San Diego.

 

I don't see them making the playoffs as a wildcard. They'll probably finish the season 7-9.

The moral of the story is "Don't trust Jon Kitna"

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Lions look to be about done. It doesn't get easier for them on the schedule. Vikings was a must win, really. They got Cowboys next week, then San Diego.

 

I don't see them making the playoffs as a wildcard. They'll probably finish the season 7-9.

The moral of the story is "Don't trust God"

 

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Well...I did predict the Lions to go 7-9 before season started but I definitely don't like the route they're taking to get there.

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Sean Taylor's death was too much for Joe Gibbs to overcome, because it made him get "lost in the moment" and call consecutive timeouts, which is a 15-yard penalty. I'm sure the rest of the team fought harder, though!

 

This just makes their emotional rollercoaster continue.

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Thank you Joe Gibbs, for trying to call back to back timeouts to ice Lindell, causing a 15 yard penalty, and letting Lindell hit a 36 yarder to win the game instead of a 51 yarder.

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Did you know calling consecutive timeouts to freeze the opposing kicker is a 15-yard penalty for unsportsmanlike conduct? Well, Joe Gibbs apparently didn't, and it turned a 51-yard FG attempt into a 36-yard game winner for Buffalo.

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Jesus Tapdancing Christ. Westbrook bails the Eagles out with a punt return down to the 15 and not once in three plays does he touch the ball?!? I am officially on the Fire Andy Reid bandwagon. 4th down and you leave you best player in to block.

 

The whole Feeley fairy tale lasted all of a week as well. I guess he though Lofa Tutupu was an Eagle the way he threw right to him 3 times. Bring on the Kolb era.

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Give him a break, the trying circumstances made him call the timeout!

 

The backdrop of emotions!

 

Another game against the Bears on Thursday!

 

UH OH, ONE MORE PLAY FOR THE SKINS TO WIN! THIS IS WHERE EMOTIONS WILL MAKE YOU FIGHT HARDER, GUYS.

 

"This really is a prayer."

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Awww and in the highlights at the end, they don't even show Gibbs' coaching gaffe there.

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