Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

[1234-5678 0]

Shit. I needed a reason to watch more CNN.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

I apologize, guys. So truely sorry for this shit. I am a fool.

 

Don't be sorry for us. Be sorry for the fans that will continue to be subject to his matches.

[Scroby 0]

What if he was 80% sure that he was dead? Would that work? It's enough to satisfy the requirements of Carlito Brigante.

Maybe the MSN contact ment Masters wrestling career?

[k thx 0]

OMG MASters died? what hap0penewfd?

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

Since this is obviously false, let's stop this now.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I was just told by an MSN contact that current TSM Poster, JN News has passed away. It happened this afternoon. I'll try to get the full story to post it right here.

[Guest Vitamin X]

If this was any other poster, I'd maybe believe it.

 

Although if in true, Rest in Peace(-za hut).

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

My MSN contact has informed me that Carlito's girlfriend is 80% sure she wants an abortion.

[Slayer 0]

Songs that make you think of JN News

 

"Little Lies" - Fleetwood Mac

 

"Lies Lies Lies" - Thompson Twins

 

"Sweet Lies" - Robert Palmer

 

"McDonald's Girl" - Dean Friedman

[King Kamala 0]

Liar- Queen

 

Tell Me A Lie- The song they used in the Shawn Michaels video after he almost retired.

 

The entire album Katy Lied by Steely Dan

 

 

And RIP- these past few weeks couldn't have been worse for him. First Pizza Hut doesn't step up its game face, then his MSN contact plays him for a damn fool, and now this.

[Golgo 13 0]

The next time I hit up Burger King that hamburger is gonna be dedicated just to him.

[King Kamala 0]

 

RIP(izza Hut) my friend

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

He played right field.

It was important to know.

He had to know how to catch.

He had to know how to throw.

[alfdogg 0]

Heaven needed Bret and Owen Hart for their e-fed.

[Guest]

Heaven needed an idiot.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Heaven needed a picture of Edge depicted as a gargoyle.

[Mik 0]

I must be out of the loop. Off the top of my head I have no idea who this person is.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I must be out of the loop. Off the top of my head I have no idea who this person is.

lucky you.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

JN News body of work:

 

Chris Masters has died!

Pizza Hut's Game Face

Favourite Restaurants!

 

He's harmless and seems nice enough but he's made himself an easy target.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Good news though, Bret Hart and Owen Hart are still up for grabs in WWF Old School E-fed.

[King Kamala 0]

Damn you Venkman! I was posting the exact same thing! I was nearly played like a damn fool by you!

[Guest]

MASTERS KILLED JN NEWS TO SPOIL OWEN'S E-FED DEBUT!

 

 

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Good news though, Bret Hart and Owen Hart are still up for grabs in WWF Old School E-fed.

 

This is the one I don't get. Background?

[Guest]

His signature. You miss a lot when you have them turned off.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

His signature. You miss a lot when you have them turned off.

 

 

Really? Doesn't sound like I'm missing anything at all.

[Guest]

Missing the retardedness of another person, IMO, is missing something.

[Corkscrew_Senton 0]

*BREAKING NEWS*

[alfdogg 0]

Another steroid related death? Damn you, Vince!

 

Will Mero add him to this list?

[Guest Smues]

First Pimp C and now this guy. When will people I've never heard of stop dropping dead like flies? I think congress needs to look into this.

[King Kamala 0]