Chris Masters & JN News have passed away...

[bob_barron 0]

This really is an amazing thread

[Gary Floyd 0]

Everytime I see this, I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. It sums up JN News to a T though.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

wait so is masters dead or not

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Let me ask my MSN contact.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

i gotta know cuz its gonna effect wether i put him on my greatest wreslers never to have a world title list or not

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

GOAT thread.

 

Put it in the classics where it belongs.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I don't know if it's the weed, but after reading this thread again, I nominate this a

 

CLASSIC

 

I will campaign this until it's rightfully enshrined in it's rightful place.

 

It wasn't the weed

 

CLASSIC

 

Get rid of that nocalmike shit, and add the real shit

[JN News 0]

Ok, it's time for another ROCK UPDATE!

 

 

100,000,000 punches

200,000,000 kicks

2 DDT's

Rock Bottom

People's Elbow

Wins the match in his same, usual shitty fashion.

 

And now, he's cutting a 24 hour promo about a monkey's genetallia. (SP?)

[Maztinho 0]

Did Meltz confirm though?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Did Meltz confirm though?

 

Nope, MSN contact did!

[Maztinho 0]

Did Meltz confirm though?

 

Nope, MSN contact did!

 

Oh we good then.

 

[JN News 0]

No, I confirmed it.

 

I, the almighty wrestling purist/genius, Shawn Valloric, know EVERYTHING about wrestling.

 

 

*suddenly sees his sweetheart, Jericho get double jobbed out to both The Rock & Triple H in the ring, 100% extra squeeky clean, and then listens to a 20 year promo from both guys on how great they are*

 

 

OMG, FUCK YOU, WWE!

[Maztinho 0]

*suddenly sees his sweetheart, Jericho

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

What's all this new noise about? I'm just going to assume Shawn Valloric is JN News.

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

He is. And somebody put this in classics before he sullies it's greatness with this new gimmick anymore then he already has, please.

[The Niggardly King 0]

If I have to keep whining like the Boston Media until this makes the hallowed halls... of the hall, I will.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I have no idea where KOAB's new sig comes from, but I love it.