TSM Poster Tournament 2008 Quarterfinals

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Milky defeated me fairly, thus he deserves victory, because no one else deserves to defeat my e-brother.

 

Slayer and Czech get my vote sheerly for the ignominy of being perennial powerhouses in this competition.

 

Al gets my vote out of more interaction.

[Black Lushus 0]

didn't you vote already?

 

 

See, I keep of list of people that vote against me, you know like Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

That was my explanation post.

[Black Lushus 0]

I know...that was my feeble attempt at humor, a sticking point for these sort of competitions.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Czech's assessment of me as "just a guy" is pretty spot on and I have no idea how I manage so many votes AND get "# favourite poster", but hey, that's awesome and I love you guys for it.

 

Votes (and I could easily vote for all 8 here without a problem):

Me - this should make it 13-12, which is incredibly close with about 50% of the votes already in. Hopefully it doesn't end up 38-12 when the rest flow in.

 

King - really tough vote here (in fact, before posting this, Slayer's name was here with a different explanation) and though Slayer is funny and great and has been voting for me, King is also worthy of the vote. I'd love to see Me vs. Slayer in a rematch of the TSM Poster Tournament IV's 1st round (fun fact: I got obliterated!) but I'm going to follow in Slayer's footsteps and take the Survivor vote approach (though if I were to hypothetically make it to the final 4, I think I'd have a tough time with anyone I was matched with). Some new blood heading to the finals would be a nice change of pace from the Milky/Slayer/Czech/Lushus route we're on right now too.

 

VX - Like both, but Czech wants to lose and I'll be happy to help.

 

Lushus - The common man posting hard with his hands wins another vote for the Gina sig.

[Nighthawk 0]

You know, I think this is actually the first time I've been in one of these.

[Slayer 0]

Lushus - The common man posting hard with his hands

More like "posting hard, eating ham" m i rite

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I know...that was my feeble attempt at humor, a sticking point for these sort of competitions.

 

Why don't you go fire a lousy picker?

[Black Lushus 0]

I know...that was my feeble attempt at humor, a sticking point for these sort of competitions.

 

Why don't you go fire a lousy picker?

 

I did that on Monday actually...attendance.

[Xavier Cromartie 0]

DrVenkman — BFF

King — His mom buys Venus razors for him.

Czech Republic — Play to win, but also, win to play.

Black Lushus — He enjoys American Idol.

[Nighthawk 0]

Ok, me and Venk are tied. Now I'm the underdog.

[snuffbox 0]

Milky - I hope Honesty Box didn't cause this new wave against Milky. Hey, he had already made all those posts before you all voted for him in the first few rounds. Dr Venkman is good, though, and I definitly appreciate all his support in the first two rounds.

 

King - Boxing trumps comedy.

 

VX - Czech doesn't want to win again!

 

Black Lushus - Gosh, this is tough. Lushus or a desperate twirp that cant even figure out how to vote.

[Kinetic 0]

Milky- You are the girl that I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl.

 

Slayer- I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand. When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am.

 

Vitamin X- Nobody knows it. Nobody knows. When you were down, I was your clown. Right from the start, I gave you my heart. Whoa-oh, I gave you my heart.

 

Black Lushus- I can't live if living is without you.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Since we all love to flaunt our importance with ridiculous exercises like this, how long is it before we institute the TSM Hall of Fame?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I thought we already had one and Man in Blak was the first inductee. Not quite sure how any of that happened or if it even did happen, but I referred to MiB as a HOFer many times in last year's tournament.

 

I don't think I've ever been in one of these

 

Huh... well then I guess you moving on will be some new blood after all.

[King Kamala 0]

I bet if any of us are still around for the board's 10th anniversary, there probably will be a Hall of Fame.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

TSM Hall of Fame

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

TSM Hall of Fame

 

It's only fitting that a thread dedicated to TSM's best would veer off topic and end up nowhere productive.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Yeah, I can't seem to find anything that came of it. I was POSITIVE someone somewhere announced MIB as getting the induction nod, but hell if I can find that.

[Black Lushus 0]

Hey, Sped K nominated me for that thing! What a guy!

[Guest Smues]

Dr. Venkman

King

Czech

Al Keiper

 

[BX 0]

Milky

 

SLAYER

 

VX

 

Black Lushus

[luke-o 0]

It would seem that Dr. Venkman and King are getting votes based upon everybody thinking they will barely get any. That's no way to vote.

 

I voted for Venk because out of him and Milky, Venkman is the better poster.

[Nighthawk 0]

That's a lie and you know it. I've supported him all the way, and he's a good person to lose to, but has he ever made four consecutive Full House references that all made sense contextually? Has he?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I have in real life (well, maybe not FOUR)!

 

Friend living with his sister and her family: I never really "got" Full House, but being the brother living in a house with kids, I do now.

Me: Full House had no black people.

F: *laughs*

M: No, wait, Michelle or Stephanie was freinds with the Sister Sisters Smart Guy brother. Must have been Michelle, Stephanie was friends with Harry and Mr. Bear.

M: Would that make (other friend) Uncle Joey if he moved in there? Maybe you could make him a spare room but not tell him, making him think you threw all his stuff away.

 

I guess that's not four.

[Nighthawk 0]

Urkel was on there once too.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Milky-Gives 110% in every post.

Slayer-Corny as hell, but endearing.

Czech-Sorry VX, leftwing solidarity loses out to the glue that holds TSM together.

Al Keiper-coin flip

[Matt Young 0]

Milky- I like Venk a lot, but Milky is the best poster on the board.

 

King- Hmm, 2 guys who are dicks to me and who don't make very memorable posts. I'll go with King since he's less of a dick to me.

 

Vitamin X- I've always liked Leo a lot. He's good people.

 

Black Lushus- If it weren't for Milky, Dan would be winning the whole thing. Gotta support my fellow black man.

[Guest Cock Ring Warehouse]

33 in, so let's tighten up the process. Voting's over at 6pm Central tomorrow.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I think it's 32 in since I have Milky leading me 18-14... or I'm missing something (hopefully something for me, if I am).