EVIL~! alkeiper Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 It all comes down to this vote. Have at it kids.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 I voted for MVP, simply because he asked if Chuck Liddell Vs. Brock Lesnar would be a good fight.
Dandy Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Both are horrible. I voted Marvin after thinking of just what a sad-sack, miserable, buffoon he is. I used to tolerate Marvin and try to put myself in his shoes. But over the past two years or so, he's just stepped up his Eeyore personality, skipped out on dates to go to an amusement park (which was his highlight of the year), acts like he wants to be known as a bad poster, and then complains about it when he is recognized as such. Marvin wins, but that doesn't excuse MVP for his douchebaggery.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 10, 2008 Report Posted March 10, 2008 Marvin's escapades have never bothered me to the extent that many others claim. He has his flaws and the stuff in Current Events is borderline ban-worthy, but he still just comes off as a sad sack who's mostly harmless. I don't care to read his stuff, but I'm not offended by it either. Guess I'm in the minority here. But MVP/Deon/Douchebag is just 100 different kinds of awful. I almost don't like to open threads that he's posted in because I don't want to waste my time reading and thinking about what he's written. It's all just utter crap with no redeeming qualities and to me, that makes him the worst poster on the board.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I barely pay attention to Marvin's posts to really care about him... I never go to the CE forum, so I've never seen him troll that forum. The only thing that really pissed me off is when he tried bashing Mr. Slim Citrus for not giving into the HD TV hype. Marvin really comes off as a sad pathetic loser, who needs his HDTV and his technology to enjoy his life, because of his lack of social life.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Deon Dark is a terrible poster, he has been for years, and he's probably not very intelligent in real life. It would be best for him to move on to another board that does wrestling better than we do. However, Marvin has been the worst poster at this board for quite some time now, and has begun to revel in it. As I and others have pointed out, he doesn't have any friends or acquaintances here, no sense of community with the community, he generally just says what he wants to say about Glenn Beck, HDTV, or Hershey Park problems, and if anybody reads or responds to his rants, it's strictly incidental. In recent weeks, however, he's been making a conscious effort to troll, and in recent days, has displayed everything he does to annoy for reaction in a handy list, celebrating his own awful tendencies. He wanted our votes and is on pace to get them; he needs to win this tournament and be sent away more than Deon does. Nobody will miss him, and he won't miss anybody, because we don't like him and he doesn't like us. Maybe he'll be accepted at another board (I know one place that accepts everyone), maybe he'll just be totally dissociated from his peers at the new board he goes to after we kick him out of this one. I don't know. What I do know is that the whole "aw, you guys always ban your scapegoats and then want them back" thing does not apply in this case, if it ever did in the first place. Win the tournament, go, and stay gone.
The Niggardly King Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Deon Dark, it's time for you to pass the torch, much like Hogan did. Were running with the Ultimate Marvin from here on out. Someone made one of those in the photoshop marv thread, right?
King Kamala Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Marvin is downright awful in CE and if he was as awful in every other folder I would vote for him gladly. However outside of CE, Marvin is merely bad. I'd go as far as to say that Marvin actually is half-decent in the Food Folder. MVP/Deon/Douchebag is truly awful in every shape or form. Like Cheech said, he has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Guest Vitamin X Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Deon will go eventually, if he hasn't been punished enough already, and he doesn't post anywhere near as much as Marvin does. Shove that sad sack the fuck out of here. EDIT: and where the fuck do people get off on this assumption that Marvin is any kind of a good poster in the Food folder? What, because that's what he does for a living. Give me a fucking break. For your reading pleasure, three selected choice quality posts from one Marvinisalunatic in the food folder: For the Mounds haters out there, you should try and find Bounty Bars. They're Saddam Husein approved (he had a huge stash of them) First of all..VANILLA? In a Chocolate Mix flavor bag? The other great part..and this is the best..none of the other 4 flavors (smores, chocolate/caramel, chocolate pudding, brownie batter) taste anything remotely like chocolate probably because theres NO GODDAMN FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN THEM! Better use for bacon - bacon bowls Excellent use of a message board.
snuffbox Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Marvin isn't just actively terrible, he also posts nothing less than 50 times every single day.
King Kamala Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I didn't say he was good. I said he was half-decent, he might have two or three good posts there. He might only have two or three good posts period. He hasn't posted anything good anywhere in months. I know it's been said a million times but either way, this board wins.
Jericho2000Mark Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 MVP annoys me before I even get around to reading his posts. End him.
Kinetic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 We cannot and should not ban Marvin. He is part of the fabric of our community. Can you imagine TSM without him? I can't. I'm not even trying.
Gary Floyd Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 We cannot and should not ban Marvin. He is part of the fabric of our community. Can you imagine TSM without him? I can't. I'm not even trying. Yes we can, and yes we should. Fuck "He is part of the fabric of our community." He reached expiration a long time ago. He needs to be banned. End of fucking story.
Craig Th Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 MVP Marv's HD love is a little too much at times, but he helped me out at first.
Gary Floyd Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I wonder if Hitler ever did anything like Spitzer..hmm
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I wonder if Hitler ever did anything like Spitzer..hmm Oh come on..the thought of Hitler with a prostitute is hillarious.
Sideburnious Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 If Marvin goes, we should bring someone back to fill his void.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Deon will go eventually, if he hasn't been punished enough already, and he doesn't post anywhere near as much as Marvin does. Shove that sad sack the fuck out of here. EDIT: and where the fuck do people get off on this assumption that Marvin is any kind of a good poster in the Food folder? What, because that's what he does for a living. Give me a fucking break. For your reading pleasure, three selected choice quality posts from one Marvinisalunatic in the food folder: For the Mounds haters out there, you should try and find Bounty Bars. They're Saddam Husein approved (he had a huge stash of them) First of all..VANILLA? In a Chocolate Mix flavor bag? The other great part..and this is the best..none of the other 4 flavors (smores, chocolate/caramel, chocolate pudding, brownie batter) taste anything remotely like chocolate probably because theres NO GODDAMN FUCKING CHOCOLATE IN THEM! Better use for bacon - bacon bowls Excellent use of a message board. What the hell is wrong with any of those. Mounds bars suck but I had the fortunate oppertunity to have a Bounty bar and they are 100x better. And yes, Saddam did in fact have a huge stash of them in one of his bunkers. The chocolate skittles are horrible (see post below mine that agrees with me) they taste nothing like chocolate and they have no chocolate in them.. And the bacon bowls are awesome.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I wonder if Hitler ever did anything like Spitzer..hmm Oh come on..the thought of Hitler with a prostitute is hillarious. No it isn't. The thought of Hitler with a prostitute is, in fact, perfectly believable and mundane.
Sideburnious Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Does Marvin need to lose this? To add to his Droopy-esque demeanor? Or would coming second in a Worst poster contest have more significance?
Lt. Al Giardello Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Atleast Marvin never asked if Chuck Liddell Vs. Brock Lesnar would be a good fight.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Atleast Marvin never asked if Chuck Liddell Vs. Brock Lesnar would be a good fight. Better question! who the hell cares?
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 I wonder if Hitler ever did anything like Spitzer..hmm Oh come on..the thought of Hitler with a prostitute is hillarious. No it isn't. The thought of Hitler with a prostitute is, in fact, perfectly believable and mundane.
King Kamala Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Just end the tournament now. Comparing Elliot Spitzer to Hitler just cemented Marvin's win (If it hadn't already been cemented). It's done.
Guest Beastalentier Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Yeah, I think Marvin should be given one final chance to say goodbye, and as soon as that's posted, ban him.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 Just end the tournament now. Comparing Elliot Spitzer to Hitler just cemented Marvin's win (If it hadn't already been cemented). It's done. I only mentioned it cause CNN had "MR PROGRESSIVES ARE NAZIS" Jonah Goldberg on to talk about Spitzer which made no sense to me at all.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted March 11, 2008 Report Posted March 11, 2008 That'd make one rockin' black-lit poster.
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