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[Guest Bullshiterica]

Quit reppin', you lamewads.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Chi-Town ain't reppin'

Dem niggahs be steppin'

[MrRant 0]

[MrRant 0]

Goddamn it. Wrong thread.

[Kinetic 0]

Goddamn it. Wrong thread.

 

I'm sitting here laughing at that, thinking "What the hell thread is that appropriate for?" Posting ridiculously nerdy things in the wrong thread could--nay, should--become a new board trend.

[alfdogg 0]

The Midwest contingent is the best part of that board

o/

[Slayer 0]

I didn't know Ill moved The Pit server to Indiana

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Watch yourself, prairie fuck.

[Slayer 0]

Thanks for giving us John Mellencamp, Hoosier dick

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

thanks for giving us.

 

 

Grain?

[Firestarter 0]

Well, since I was invited to come back multiple times, by multiple people:

 

Smug, self-satisfied racism is the best kind.

Suffice it to say that although I don't go out of my way to prove that I'm not a racist, I tend to judge people individually when they act towards me as individuals, and as a stereotype of a race when they offend me - because in such circumstances I can't be bothered to give any further thought to it. In the case in question the girl called me "disgusting" for smoking in the smoking area of a restaurant which explicitly permitted it. I didn't initiate the conflict. But once she was deliberately rude to me, I didn't think there was any reason to hold back. Engaging in a tit-for-tat exchange solves nothing. Either end it, or keep your mouth shut. I chose to end it.

 

So yes, I was deliberately offensive. Yes, I made a very dehumanizing reference. And yes, I used her skin color to do so, precisely because it would provoke not only her but her boyfriend/husband/whatever. And it would inevitably end badly for them both when he reacted, as I knew he would. Had it been a German couple, I might have made a snide remark about Goering's weakness for tobacco despite his attempt to wean himself off it while imprisoned at Nuremberg. No matter what their skin color, I wouldn't have been polite.

 

So what?

 

Why is it a little hard to believe that after making racist comments and a woman fell face first into a pile of glass

The man fell onto a broken glass he himself had broken. Not my fault. I never even got out of my chair.

 

Here's how I imagine it actually went...

Imagine what you please, children. Those who know me (and there's more than one, both on this board and on the Pit) know that I don't lie about such trivial matters. I don't need to.

 

 

 

My initial post was not addressed to any of you. In fact, it wasn't even posted on this board. But your absurd obsession with my Leelee for the past several years has proven instructive.

 

I don't blame you for your instinctive need to denounce me for my RACISM~!!! (Though it was nothing of the sort in the first place.) You've been conditioned to react this way - not only in terms of misogyny and political correctness but also intellectually and instinctively. You're a flock of vultures, all constantly seeking to prove to the others that you're really not the weakest link, that you can and will support the whole in order to attack the intruder, the outsider, the Evil One, whoever it may be on whichever day. That's how you measure your worth: by how long you can avoid the flock turning on you.

 

It's somewhat pathetic. What makes it more pathetic still is the fact that the flock inevitably shall.

[Mik 0]

I come here to talk about things I enjoy with other people who enjoy the same things.

 

I don't even waste my time with all of this drama... it all smacks of a degree of (e)self-righteousness that I can barely even comprehend. That entire last paragraph is about seven degrees more psychologically probing then I think any post on forums.thesmartmarks.com ever needs to be.

[snuffbox 0]

Good post, Ambassador!

[Firestarter 0]

Thank you.

 

In the meantime, why don't you kids go rag on some random asshole who brags about hitting women with whom he's had extramarital sex? At least I never raised my hand against anyone.

[King Kamala 0]

Uh...EHME is one of the least popular posters here.

[Firestarter 0]

Good. Maybe you lot haven't gone completely down the toilet while I've been away.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Thank you.

 

In the meantime, why don't you kids go rag on some random asshole who brags about hitting women with whom he's had extramarital sex? At least I never raised my hand against anyone.

 

Bitch came at me with a knife, and tried to put my life in danger... I had a right to fight back.

 

What was I suppose to do, let the bitch stab me? Fuck outta here.

[Firestarter 0]

Bitch came at me with a knife, and tried to put my life in danger... I had a right to fight back.

 

What was I suppose to do, let the bitch stab me? Fuck outta here.

You're supposed to be a man.

 

(I know, this might be a concept that's difficult for you to grasp, given the fact that you apparently see no problem with fathering a child with one woman while having sex with another, while simultaneously proclaiming that you'd be a wonderful parent. Just try to think through it.)

 

If you really thought that your life was "in danger," I suggest that you stop calling out other posters and screaming from the rooftops about what a badass you are. You look ridiculous.

 

You got scared shitless by a girl with a piece of metal. Pretty much says it all.

[Firestarter 0]

Addendum:

 

The conduct of my friend Mike ("TheMikeSC") was a thousand times more honorable than yours. So his girlfriend hit him with a phone. So he let her do it for 20 minutes. So what? He still held to his principles and refused to hit a girl. That makes him a gentleman in my book. Something you most assuredly are not.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

You're supposed to be a man.

 

Alright, next time some crazy bitch pulls a knife on me, I'll just stand there and allow her to go crazy with it... Because thats when "men" do right?

 

(I know, this might be a concept that's difficult for you to grasp, given the fact that you apparently see no problem with fathering a child with one woman while having sex with another, while simultaneously proclaiming that you'd be a wonderful parent. Just try to think through it.)

 

Not that it is any of your business, but me and my babys mama are not in a relationship, although we get along fine. She is just simply a friend of mine for a long time, and and both of us are in need of sex... We fuck each other. Only problem was I didn't wear a condom for the last few times we fucked.

 

I'm free to do what I please. She doesn't have no problem with me seeing other girls, nor do I have a problem with her seeing other males. We will be there for our child, and we will maintain a good relationship for the sake of the child as well. What I do in my free time outside of my house is my business... She understands it.

 

If you really thought that your life was "in danger," I suggest that you stop calling out other posters and screaming from the rooftops about what a badass you are. You look ridiculous.

 

You got scared shitless by a girl with a piece of metal. Pretty much says it all.

 

Yeah some crazy bitch who is drunk at the time and has been threatening me for awhile now, leaving crazy messages on my cellphone and all this bullshit decides to pull a knife on me, and I'm suppose to think my life isn't in danger? Your logic is fucked up. Why don't you just shut the fuck up.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Addendum:

 

The conduct of my friend Mike ("TheMikeSC") was a thousand times more honorable than yours. So his girlfriend hit him with a phone. So he let her do it for 20 minutes. So what? He still held to his principles and refused to hit a girl. That makes him a gentleman in my book. Something you most assuredly are not.

 

Thats because MikeSC most likely has a low self esteem and allows people to take advantage of him.

 

Fuck that shit, if a bitch decides to get wild and figures she is man enough to strike a man, she should be willing to face the consequences of the man defending himself and strike back.

 

Here in Calgary if a women hits you 3 times, you are allow to defend yourself.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

You know, EHME attempting to debate with Marney is such a wonderful trainwreck waiting to happen that I can't help but watch.

[Firestarter 0]

Alright, next time some crazy bitch pulls a knife on me, I'll just stand there and allow her to go crazy with it... Because thats when "men" do right?

How about restraining her instead of clocking her for six. You know perfectly well that the average woman stands no chance against the average man. You chose to hit her. You took satisfaction in that, clearly evidenced by your posts in the other thread. You boasted about it. You thought it was funny.

 

I find that pathetic.

 

Not that it is any of your business, but me and my babys mama are not in a relationship, although we get along fine. She is just simply a friend of mine for a long time, and and both of us are in need of sex... We fuck each other. Only problem was I didn't wear a condom for the last few times we fucked.

 

I'm free to do what I please. She doesn't have no problem with me seeing other girls, nor do I have a problem with her seeing other males. We will be there for our child, and we will maintain a good relationship for the sake of the child as well. What I do in my free time outside of my house is my business... She understands it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the reason for 58% of all violent crimes being committed by black people, who comprise less than 12% of the population. No family values. No morality. No willingness to commit. Just an equal willingness, on either side of the gender divide, to excuse disgusting conduct and allow a child to grow up thinking that that's the norm.

 

Maybe that's why 70% of all black children are bastards.

 

Yeah some crazy bitch who is drunk at the time and has been threatening me for awhile now, leaving crazy messages on my cellphone and all this bullshit decides to pull a knife on me, and I'm suppose to think my life isn't in danger? Your logic is fucked up. Why don't you just shut the fuck up.

Because a civilized man

 

1) files for a restraining order upon receiving a threat,

2) doesn't indulge in gratuitous physical abuse (ie, throwing a girl whom he clearly outclasses in weight and muscle mass over a a distance of at least 3'x 4'),

3) calls 911 - or has someone do it, especially if he's in the middle of a party - once an imminent threat appears,

and 4) doesn't boast about harming a girl on a messageboard subsequently.

 

Once more: you're pathetic.

[godthedog 0]

^

this is exactly what happens when you post with the "old school current events" mentality. there's one team, and there's the opposition, and the object of the game is to make your team look better at all costs. and everybody says really dumb shit, and everybody tries to call out someone from the other team on the dumb shit that they said, and it ends up being one big bloody circle jerk of sadism with steel wool gloves, where everyone's being rubbed raw by everybody else.

 

this is glorious, by the way.

[Firestarter 0]

Thats because MikeSC most likely has a low self esteem and allows people to take advantage of him.

No, it's because of one simple fact. Mike. Doesn't. Hit. Women.

 

Fuck that shit, if a bitch decides to get wild and figures she is man enough to strike a man, she should be willing to face the consequences of the man defending himself and strike back.

In your case, I agree. I wish she had managed to reach her Mace.

 

Here in Calgary if a women hits you 3 times, you are allow to defend yourself.

You went way beyond self-defense, slugger, if we take your story at face value.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

You know, EHME attempting to debate with Marney is such a wonderful trainwreck waiting to happen that I can't help but watch.

 

Atleast she is better then Matt Young.

[King Kamala 0]

You know, EHME attempting to debate with Marney is such a wonderful trainwreck waiting to happen that I can't help but watch.

 

Agreed- this is shaping up to be the worst feud in TSM history but I can't help but be riveted by the whole thing.

[Firestarter 0]

Atleast she is better then Matt Young.

Though you aren't. He just fucks women over. You, it seems, fuck anything with two legs or more, and then beat your sexual partners afterwards.

 

And then you claim you're going to be a responsible father. It is to laugh. To how many, may I ask?

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

How about restraining her instead of clocking her for six. You know perfectly well that the average woman stands no chance against the average man. You chose to hit her. You took satisfaction in that, clearly evidenced by your posts in the other thread. You boasted about it. You thought it was funny.

 

I find that pathetic.

 

Damn right I took satisfaction in knocking her out. Bitch leaves harasses me, leaving fucked up messages on my phone, and then has the nerve to come at me with a knife. I aint going to deny that I took satisfaction.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Exhibit A in the reason for 58% of all violent crimes being committed by black people, who comprise less than 12% of the population. No family values. No morality. No willingness to commit. Just an equal willingness, on either side of the gender divide, to excuse disgusting conduct and allow a child to grow up thinking that that's the norm.

 

Maybe that's why 70% of all black children are bastards.

 

Yeah, lets blame on me being half black.

 

Because a civilized man

 

1) files for a restraining order upon receiving a threat,

2) doesn't indulge in gratuitous physical abuse (ie, throwing a girl whom he clearly outclasses in weight and muscle mass over a a distance of at least 3'x 4'),

3) calls 911 - or has someone do it, especially if he's in the middle of a party - once an imminent threat appears,

and 4) doesn't boast about harming a girl on a messageboard subsequently.

 

Once more: you're pathetic.

 

FUCK THE POLICE

 

 

[Firestarter 0]

Agreed- this is shaping up to be the worst feud in TSM history but I can't help but be riveted by the whole thing.

Didn't catch the Marvin/WP "I'm a more pathetic loser than you" feud, hmm?