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In the 6th grade, I legit lost an arm wrestling match to a kid with some sort of muscular disease.

 

My mom got me my last job.

 

Any time I see a used copy of the Godfather on sale, I buy it. The book, not the movie.

 

I have a comically large alarm clock.

 

Employees at the local grocery store recognize me, and often laugh at me because I come in so often. Jokes on them though, they work at a grocery store.

 

The other day I had a dream while I was still awake.

 

If I were on Death Row, my last meal would just be a bunch of Cinabons.

 

I own a pimp coat.

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I'd say EHME, but he'd probably rock those niggas for laughing at him. Or is it niggaz now?

 

Uh, Deon.

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This seems like fun, but I'm not sure there's five things interesting about me that I haven't mentioned at one time; I had a similar fear when I took the Jeopardy contestant exam - Nearly all my good me stories have no place on a G-rated tv show. I'll give it a shot.

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I was going to guess King until he guessed up there. I still think it's him, though.

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