Conspiracy_Victim Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 I got it based on clue #4. I'm starting to think that Venkman is TSM's version of J. Edgar Hoover (possibly without the crossdressing) and has files on all of us.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Where are the guesses? This is a well-known poster.
DrVenkman PhD Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Spaceman Spiff... but he seems like the job holding type.
King Kamala Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 My wild (perhaps hillariously innacurate) guess is kkktookmybabyaway
bob_barron Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 Agent. Edit: Didn't see that someone guessed it....Downhome?
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 The guesses have mostly dried up. The last mystery poster was King.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Next... 1> Is pretty religious, yet has stolen from the church's collection plate 2> Has masturbated publicly in a filled to capacity Theather (not a dirty kind either) 3> Has a reoccuring dream about having gay sex with his best friend, despite not being gay himself (or the friend for that matter) 4> Was a high school arm wrestling champion 5> Once threw a party with 30-50 people invited, and ended up passed out drunk before about 85% of the guests arrived. Was later found down by a pond with one shoe on and mysterious scratches on his head and legs. 6> Devoted believer in cryptzoology and the super natural
Guest Posted March 25, 2008 Report Posted March 25, 2008 1. I'm ambidextrous 2. I hate porn. 3. I've never been to a concert 4. I haven't been able to hold a job for longer than 3 months 5. Don't play musical instruments...never even tried, which is sad 6. Love mariachi music 7. Slept with a nightlight until I was 17...no shit. 8. I love to work on cars Now I'll explain some. 1. Doesn't need explaining. 2. I don't like looking at dicks, so you could just say I hate hardcore pr0n. Someone'll say I'm gay, for sure. 3. Never really wanted to go to one, to be honest. 4. Yeah, this one is also self-explanatory. I have a hard time dealing with bad bosses. 5. Never wanted to. 6. Look where I live. If you live in Southern California and don't take some sort of liking to it, you're going to grow to hate life, or go into bouts of road rage when you're sitting at a stop sign. 7. Force of habit. Not only that, but I had a few piles of stuff in my room back then, and I didn't want to run into them. 8. I just like to work with my hands.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Sounds like Bruiser. And it probably is. Yep, it's Bruiser.
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Next up I co-founded a student run sketch comedy show during my junior year of high school. I've written several one act plays I once high fived Florida Marlins superstar Hanley Ramirez I accidentally broke my younger brother's collarbone I recently joined The Pit using the username of a semi-obscure banned TSM poster as a pseudonym
Cheech Tremendous Posted March 25, 2008 Author Report Posted March 25, 2008 Onward and upward 1. I collect maps. 2. If I bought a house, the first thing I'd buy for it would be a pinball machine. 3. I lived in 10 different houses and attended 7 different schools before turning 18. 4. I once taught grade 8 at an inner-city school. 5. I shattered my elbow in a cycling accident when I was 16 and nearly died. 6. My first car was a 1999 Ford Contour. 7. I paid off my student loans with money I won playing Caribbean Stud poker.
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