The Niggardly King Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 He's gonna have to utilize leg kicks and stay outside of the pocket in hopes of defeating Brody.
King Kamala Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I don't know, Brody seems like a bit of a marshmallow. Could be totally wrong though. Brody's got to go for the early knockout, the longer the match goes, the less I like his chances.
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I think Brody's best chance is to duck his head and let the guy punch him on top of the skull, thus breaking his own hand.
Lei Tong Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 When you have little else to go on, always bet on the superior wrestler.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 MURDER DEATH KILL............ DEREK Probably no update til Saturday........
Krankor Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 If this altercation would happen in my town, I'd have Brody's back. That Derek kid would get his ass beat. Plain and simple. From the pure clubbing hammock's that Brody would unleash, I couldn't possibly see Derek surviving any sort of squabble, sanctioned or not. County police would definitely get called. Maybe even paramedics.
Lord of The Curry Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Brody is Lesnar, Derek is Couture. Big man wins via hamcans.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I'm 245 this morning, with ribs starting to show, I'm a lean mean prick pounding machine Wait that sounded way more gay than I wanted it too.... Anyways.... 14 hours to go til the Biggest night in history of our porch!
Lei Tong Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Brody is Lesnar, Derek is Couture. Big man wins via hamcans. Did I miss the part where Brody wrestled in high school?
The Niggardly King Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Brody gonna get Can Opener'd r feel the GULLYOTINE
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 For the record I'm thinking Heel Hook or STF as those were my best submissions when we grappled in my youth backyard shoot fights 245 lbs of man leaning on the back of your knee joint should be enough to end any fight
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Brody via Flying Heel Hook. FTW.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I am going to bet on the bigger man and count on the wrestler being too rusty to properly utilize his wrestling skill. Brody by TKO In the beginning of the second.
Lei Tong Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 I am going to bet on the bigger man and count on the wrestler being too rusty to properly utilize his wrestling skill. Brody by TKO In the beginning of the second. And yet you were the one willing to bet on the 135lbs. NAGA champion over a 220lbs. bouncer? C'MON, MAN! On the other hand, some scrawny little wrestler managed to consistently take down one of the other bouncers, who was a former boxer with about 60 pounds on the kid. Granted, he didn't manage to do much else, but i heard it was pretty funny to see the same thing happen about 5 times before it was finally broken up. Also, rounds/time-outs are for any street/backyard fight is retarded, unless one guy is smart enough to straight enzuigiri his resting opponent.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Been drinking for 8 hours now, Derek is here talking smack There won't be rounds I have done shoot STF's before when you are big and others are little you can manipulate body parts
Lei Tong Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 I still can't see anyone who isn't A) 12 or younger, or B) fighting Aleksandr Karelin getting put into an STF if they're actually trying to fight it.
The Niggardly King Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Brody's got that country retard strength
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Video coming in minutes.... Its Shit quality though.... He got me in a head lock early.... I twisted his knee til he was forced to give me side control, I then wiggled my way into a head, arm lock and suffocated him til he tapped None of this will be evident on the video I must admit Next FITE will be afternoon.... Shit I'm fucking winded
Lei Tong Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 None of this will be evident on the video I must admit Fucking work, again.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 None of this will be evident on the video I must admit Fucking work, again. next time we'll be smart enough to do it in daylight....like I wanted too........
Lei Tong Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Proof that Canadian submission wrestling scene is still weak as fuck.
Lei Tong Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Same diffrence. All yuo white people sound the same, with your stupid, stilted Germanic language.
Sideburnious Posted February 14, 2009 Report Posted February 14, 2009 Nobody had a car they could have used the headlights? Or a camera with night vision?
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