Maztinho 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 Dude... he's a fucking Barbarian. Duh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. I've met the guy before and I totally believe this story. He was very nice but I wouldn't want to piss him off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted March 11, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. Man fuck you, you're probably the type who enjoys telling kids there's no Santa. We don't want/need the truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Timmy8271 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Batista and MASA CHONO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Batista and MASA CHONO Are they related? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 KONGA's GUNNA KILL INOKI~! Also: Heenan & Cornette tell a story on one of their Straight Shootin' tapes about Barbarian getting drunk at a bar in Los Angeles while filming Body Slam and refusing to leave, even though its like 4 in the morning and the bar was supposed to close down like an hour ago. So eventually they call the cops. Barbarian beats up something like 17 cops, they mace him, but he wipes the mace off on his hand and then LICKS his hand. FINALLY they get Barb subdued and handcuffed and as they are leading him out to the car, he starts head butting the roof of the cop car, trying to cave it in. The next day Barbarian's wife has to fly out to LA to get him and drags him out of the police station BY THE EAR. Cornette said Sadie (his wife) was the only person on earth tougher than Barbarian. Oh shit, now I have to draft the Barbarian in the second wrestling draft. Nobody steal my pick. Whenever I hear stories like this I always think bullshit. Someone can't beat up 17 cops, as if someone poses a physical threat to that degree they would be taken down with batons and beaten (with likely broken bones, and potentially deadly injuries) or dead from a gunshot. No one is tougher then a bullet. Plus, he would still be in jail for assaulting an officer. He wouldn't be free the next day. I've met the guy before and I totally believe this story. He was very nice but I wouldn't want to piss him off. Well, you're stupid then. It's not like he could just get off by telling the judge "I'm the barbarian, I'm not a hairdresser on the weekend" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted March 11, 2009 That's not the point, the point is that it's an amusing/cool story. Anyone with a brain realizes that it is improbable/impossible. We don't need a killjoy to drive the point home. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Batista and MASA CHONO Why isn't Chono kicking him in the face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2009 Because then Batista wouldn't invite him to his world famous shirtless parties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BruteSquad_BRODY 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2009 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boner Kawanger 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2009 "If you need me, I'll be at the HO-TEL BAR~!" might have turned me back into a TNA fan. The announcer angle is fascinating television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2009 [bad caption] Tenay:"He just farted, and the smell has taken over the Impact Zone!" West:"Yep!" [/bad caption] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2009 "You actually paid money to watch this show!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swindle 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2009 I love the Vader mask! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2009 I always thought that was so weird...basically a Japanese gimmick brought into what was still at the time basically a southern US wrestling promotion. Though I guess they did have guys like Kabuki and Muta before that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2009 It didn't matter, because Vader was such a monster. He even made the White Castle of Fear cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2009 The thing I remember most about the Vader helmet was when he fought El Gigante in Japan and he squished El Gigante's face into the helmet so hard that the steam shot in his face. I remember watching that at four-years-old thinking, "Vader has a magical helmet!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 This image will haunt me for the rest of my life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silence 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 This image will haunt me for the rest of my life. Reminds me of the "Badger! Badger! Badger!" song. Who would be the mushroom and snake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 Haku/Meng? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 Yup. And that Razor painting is cool, except for Scott Hall giving his 'O' face in the big background pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Wood Caulfield 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 He kinda looks like my uncle when he was a teenager. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FroGG_NeaL 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 brb.bmp rimem.bmp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 Whats the story behind the Road Warriors/Owen Hart/Sunny photo? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2009 LOD 2000, Sunny is their manager, Owen is still a face before joining the Nation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
